Re: If you mow your lawn every 7 days or less

by Brock Middlebrook 27/05/14, 01:56 pm

My lawn service is fabulous
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by Spartan Pride 27/05/14, 02:42 pm

I can't believe this thread actually has 40 replies. It was just meant as a slightly serious goofy thread out of boredom.

by **Giant Moose** 27/05/14, 02:42 pm

Spartan Pride wrote:I can't believe this thread actually has 40 replies. It was just meant as a slightly serious goofy thread out of boredom.

Hey, this isn't tRCMB where threads get 4 or 5 replies.

by JEK 27/05/14, 02:50 pm

My neighbor's mowing his lawn right now. What's up with that? I mean what's the deal with that?

by ROtown Sparty 27/05/14, 03:02 pm

Isn't there some unspoken rule about how early you can cut your grass on the weekends? Woke up at about 7:30 on Sunday to some fuckstain cutting his grass outside my window. And I was too tired to figure out who it was or what to do about it.

by Brock Middlebrook 27/05/14, 03:04 pm

JEK wrote:My neighbor's mowing his lawn right now. What's up with that? I mean what's the deal with that?

You're not on the shitter masturbating, are you?

by **DWags** 27/05/14, 03:21 pm

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

You're not on the shitter masturbating, are you?

Isn't everybody?

by **WBill** 27/05/14, 03:27 pm

I used to work at a golf course and mowed every day. There is something inherently rewarding about seeing a good trim.

by JEK 27/05/14, 03:35 pm

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

You're not on the shitter masturbating, are you?

Not yet. I'm waiting for him to take a dip in the pool.

by ROtown Sparty 27/05/14, 03:39 pm

WBill wrote:I used to work at a golf course and mowed every day. There is something inherently rewarding about seeing a good trim.

I enjoy some good trim myself.

by Sponge Worthy 27/05/14, 03:49 pm

ROtown Sparty wrote:Isn't there some unspoken rule about how early you can cut your grass on the weekends? Woke up at about 7:30 on Sunday to some fuckstain cutting his grass outside my window. And I was too tired to figure out who it was or what to do about it.

I dunno but I'm installing some super-high Candlepower LED headlights on my mower just so I can go out and piss off the neighbors and mow at 10pm..just because I can If you mow your lawn every 7 days or less - Page 2 1494614055

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by ROtown Sparty 28/05/14, 08:14 am

Well at least you're not in denial about being a dick then.

by James Dean 28/05/14, 10:58 am

Sponge Worthy wrote:

I dunno but I'm installing some super-high Candlepower LED headlights on my mower just so I can go out and piss off the neighbors and mow at 10pm..just because I can

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Nice zero-turn. How are the stripes on Hustlers? I have used Exmarks for 14 years and love the cut quality. I have seen more Hustlers pop up in my area the last few years.

by Tyler Durden 28/05/14, 11:02 am

I pay a neighbor kid $20 to mow mine, I'm stimulating the economy.

by DnvrSprtnhd 28/05/14, 08:39 pm

I live in fla, my grass grows fast(St. Augustine) I try to limit to once a week, but during summer it's more like every 5 days.

by BH Spartan 28/05/14, 08:59 pm

I live in Bloomfield Hills and every week a half dozen Mexicans come and cut my lawn and it looks beautiful. I don't know where they come from, I assume it's part of my taxes or something.

by Black Dutch 28/05/14, 09:54 pm

Mow grass at the right height for the grass type. Typically 3in. Never take of more than 1/3 of the grass blade. Mow at least once a week if not more. Mulch don't bag.

by SawGreen 28/05/14, 10:18 pm

Props to SpongeWorthy for a well decorated commercial machine (that I've spent months riding). Those Hustlers have been solid for 30 years. I've stepped over to a newer zt mower that has been a treat to own. Few custom parts (or a shit-load less than JD... which I will never purchase again).

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by Guest 16/04/16, 09:35 pm

I'm pumped, just acquired this beauty for a summer restoration project and will pick it up in the AM. A 1973 Model 81 that still runs and mows for only $200. I love the old school Cub Cadets.

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by **Floyd Robertson** 16/04/16, 09:41 pm

That seat doesn't look too comfortable at the moment.

by Guest 16/04/16, 09:46 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:That seat doesn't look too comfortable at the moment.

Lol, yeah and I'm not too sure what the blue pliers sticking out the left side are doing but I'm sure it's important. But by September it'll be a fashion model.

by **Floyd Robertson** 16/04/16, 09:51 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:That seat doesn't look too comfortable at the moment.

Lol, yeah and I'm not too sure what the blue pliers sticking out the left side are doing but I'm sure it's important. But by September it'll be a fashion model.

Ha, didn't even notice the pliers.

by **Turtleneck** 16/04/16, 10:01 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:That seat doesn't look too comfortable at the moment.

I'm sure part of the restoration will be

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 16/04/16, 10:04 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:That seat doesn't look too comfortable at the moment.

I'm sure part of the restoration will be

Lws would sit on that chair every time he went on swill so his family made him go to the pray away the gay camp :/

by Herbie Green 16/04/16, 10:05 pm

Does anyone roll?

I noticed my lawn is bumpy as hell. But maybe it is mostly because it is still so short. I don't want to turn into a lawn nazi

by **Turtleneck** 16/04/16, 10:08 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I'm sure part of the restoration will be

Lws would sit on that chair every time he went on swill so his family made him go to the pray away the gay camp :/

I think he left to be Ted Cruz's campaign manager.

by Guest 16/04/16, 10:11 pm

Herbie Green wrote:Does anyone roll?

I noticed my lawn is bumpy as hell. But maybe it is mostly because it is still so short. I don't want to turn into a lawn nazi

Nah, but I'm not the one to ask. I've got about 2 acres of mostly pine needles and only need to mow it 2-3 times a year depending on rain since it's mostly blowsand under the needles and grass. Early May, 4th of July and Labor pretty much keeps it in shape unless we have a particularly rainy year.

by **Floyd Robertson** 16/04/16, 10:13 pm

Forget that Cub Cadet, you needed to get your hands on one of these.

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by **Turtleneck** 16/04/16, 10:15 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Forget that Cub Cadet, you needed to get your hands on one of these.

Did OTPT ever get a job? He could go to work at Loose's estate. Instead of money, he could work for pie.

by Guest 16/04/16, 10:15 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Forget that Cub Cadet, you needed to get your hands on one of these.

I think Herbie needs that one it looks like a mower and roller in one.

by Guest 16/04/16, 10:17 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Forget that Cub Cadet, you needed to get your hands on one of these.

Did OTPT ever get a job? He could go to work at Loose's estate. Instead of money, he could work for pie.

lol, good idea since the other option is spending 3 months restoring a lawn mower for a $100 profit.

by **Turtleneck** 16/04/16, 10:23 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Did OTPT ever get a job? He could go to work at Loose's estate. Instead of money, he could work for pie.

lol, good idea since the other option is spending 3 months restoring a lawn mower for a $100 profit.

OTPT does not need money. He needs life experiences. Those are always worth more than money.

by **xsanguine** 16/04/16, 10:27 pm

Anyone who mows their lawn or hires a lawn care service to mow their lawn for them hates nature and is pro habitat destruction.

by Guest 16/04/16, 10:28 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

lol, good idea since the other option is spending 3 months restoring a lawn mower for a $100 profit.

OTPT does not need money. He needs life experiences. Those are always worth more than money.

Looks like a storm screwed him today on a life experience.....

Spring snowstorm ramps up in the Rockies

12:10 p.m.

Organizers of a marijuana rally in Denver have canceled their scheduled festival to mark the April 20 pot holiday because of a spring snowstorm that hit the Rocky Mountains.

The Denver rally leadership team said on its Facebook page that Saturday's rally will be rescheduled due to weather and other issues.

by **Turtleneck** 16/04/16, 10:36 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

OTPT does not need money. He needs life experiences. Those are always worth more than money.

Looks like a storm screwed him today on a life experience.....

Spring snowstorm ramps up in the Rockies

12:10 p.m.

Organizers of a marijuana rally in Denver have canceled their scheduled festival to mark the April 20 pot holiday because of a spring snowstorm that hit the Rocky Mountains.

The Denver rally leadership team said on its Facebook page that Saturday's rally will be rescheduled due to weather and other issues.

I am sure OTPT has his own personal pot rally every day.

by **Snake Plissken** 16/04/16, 10:36 pm

xsanguine wrote:Anyone who mows their lawn or hires a lawn care service to mow their lawn for them hates nature and is pro habitat destruction.

Now I can't mow my fucking lawn? This is crazy shit. My HOA will not like it if I stop mowing.

by **xsanguine** 16/04/16, 10:37 pm

Snake Plissken wrote:
xsanguine wrote:Anyone who mows their lawn or hires a lawn care service to mow their lawn for them hates nature and is pro habitat destruction.
Now I can't mow my fucking lawn? This is crazy shit. My HOA will not like it if I stop mowing.

At least you'll be on the right side of history.

by **Snake Plissken** 16/04/16, 10:43 pm

xsanguine wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:Now I can't mow my fucking lawn? This is crazy shit. My HOA will not like it if I stop mowing.

At least you'll be on the right side of history.

There's that

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