Re: Random Ramblings

by loogoldham Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:27 am

The Pantry wrote:
loogoldham wrote:I recently didn't poo for 3 days
That's not good. I don't feel right if I don't take at least 2 shits a day.

Use to know someone that shit about once a week.

WTF Did he eat only concrete?

Back-to-back days now and feelin' fine

by **The Pantry** Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:53 am

loogoldham wrote:
The Pantry wrote:That's not good. I don't feel right if I don't take at least 2 shits a day.

Use to know someone that shit about once a week.

WTF Did he eat only concrete?

Back-to-back days now and feelin' fine

It was a "she" that I caught giving Morten Andersen a back rub one night.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:02 am

The Pantry wrote:
loogoldham wrote:

WTF Did he eat only concrete?

Back-to-back days now and feelin' fine
It was a "she" that I caught giving Morten Andersen a back rub one night.

by **The Pantry** Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:58 pm

Co-worker hit a monster pothole last night on Metro Parkway. Destroyed both driver side tires. Somehow managed to create a bubble on one of the passenger side tires too, forcing its replacement. Almost $900 in damage.

Today, found the pothole that had the guy changing his tire on Mound yesterday. Crazy big. Saw it at the last minute and swerved. Caught part of it at reduced speed and even that was bad.

The roads have never, ever, been this bad.

by **DWags** Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:09 am

The Pantry wrote:Co-worker hit a monster pothole last night on Metro Parkway. Destroyed both driver side tires. Somehow managed to create a bubble on one of the passenger side tires too, forcing its replacement. Almost $900 in damage.

Today, found the pothole that had the guy changing his tire on Mound yesterday. Crazy big. Saw it at the last minute and swerved. Caught part of it at reduced speed and even that was bad.

The roads have never, ever, been this bad.

Stay out of the left two lanes on south gratiot between 16 & 14.

by **The Pantry** Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:22 am

Pothole damage reimbursement options

by Da Mayor Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:15 am

I saw some chick today that had a tattoo on her upper right ass cheek that said "100% compostable."

by **tGreenWay** Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:27 am

Da Mayor wrote:I saw some chick today that had a tattoo on her upper right ass cheek that said "100% compostable."

Fascinating.

by Da Mayor Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:47 am

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:I saw some chick today that had a tattoo on her upper right ass cheek that said "100% compostable."

Fascinating.

Inane.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:35 am

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Fascinating.

Inane.

Please, tell us another gripping tale from your personal experiences.

by Da Mayor Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:34 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

Inane.

Please, tell us another gripping tale from your personal experiences.

I think you've missed the point of this thread, bro.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:33 pm

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Please, tell us another gripping tale from your personal experiences.

I think you've missed the point of this thread, bro.

That you’re boring AF? You make that pretty clear.

by Da Mayor Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:33 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

I think you've missed the point of this thread, bro.

That you’re boring AF? You make that pretty clear.

You seem awfully hormonal, bro.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:07 pm

Da Mayor wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That you’re boring AF? You make that pretty clear.

You seem awfully hormonal, bro.

Boring.

by Da Mayor Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:33 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Da Mayor wrote:

You seem awfully hormonal, bro.

Boring.

Inane.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:00 am

website that tells you how long it would take to count to 1 million

http://engaging-data.com/count-to-one-million/

by loogoldham Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:15 am

gHost Spartan wrote:I heard my daughter playing piano just a few mins ago and went into her room. Wide fucking awake. Dolls in the closet with the light on, she's playing. Then playing piano. WTF kid?

Is she awfully hormonal?

by **Dendrobates** Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:00 pm

God dammit... I thought yesterday was Thursday and I keep thinking today is Friday! Evil or Very Mad

by Senior Dickfist Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:02 pm

Dendrobates wrote:God dammit... I thought yesterday was Thursday and I keep thinking today is Friday!

I hear ya, my mind has been a day ahead of what day it actually is all week long. Oh well, most of my lunch calories came from vodka so I'm not complaining.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:43 pm

Dendrobates wrote:God dammit... I thought yesterday was Thursday and I keep thinking today is Friday!

Joke’s on you: It’s only Tuesday.

by **Dendrobates** Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:03 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:God dammit... I thought yesterday was Thursday and I keep thinking today is Friday!

Joke’s on you: It’s only Tuesday.

Normally that would have tricked me. But I know for sure my boss was riding with me on Tuesday so we’re good.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:23 pm

Dendrobates wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Joke’s on you: It’s only Tuesday.

Normally that would have tricked me. But I know for sure my boss was riding with me on Tuesday so we’re good.

Curses. Foiled again.

by MattyFresh Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:55 pm

pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful

by **Floyd Robertson** Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:59 pm

MattyFresh wrote:pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful

Sorry to hear that, Matty, hope it heals fast.

We should have a random injury thread.

by MattyFresh Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:00 pm

on it

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:01 pm

MattyFresh wrote:pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful

Maybe Wags daughter could give you a massage.

by **The Pantry** Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:34 pm

MattyFresh wrote:pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful

Got that for the first time a couple years ago. Pain started at the top of my right butt cheek, making even walking a PITA. Found a list of stretching exercises to do. They helped. Took about a month to get through it.

Aspirin is your best friend.

by **DWags** Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:38 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:pinched my sciatic nerve, this is awful

Maybe Wags daughter could give you a massage.

So I’m told some very big football players sang her happy birthday at ricks Wednesday. Matty best be able to carry a tune. Just giving him advice. I never get involved.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:47 pm

Quart size paint cans are a pita. If they sit for any length of time and they need to be restirred, expect a lot of it to wind up everywhere but in the can itself. Fuck.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:05 pm

I had no idea you were a painter greenway.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:21 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I had no idea you were a painter greenway.

I am many things, OTPT.
I’m a joker. I’m a smoker. I’m a midnight toker.
I am the walrus.
I am, I am, I am Superman.
I am, I said.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:23 pm

I am a rock. I am an island.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:31 pm

tGreenWay wrote:I am a rock. I am an island.

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The hit movie starring Nick Cage and Sean Connery?

by **tGreenWay** Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:38 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I am a rock. I am an island.

The hit movie starring Nick Cage and Sean Connery?

Yes.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:38 pm

I am NOT an animal!

by Da Mayor Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:28 pm

The middle eastern chick at the coffee shop has hairy legs. Not stubble. Straight up hairy legs.

by Guest Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:31 pm

Da Mayor wrote:The middle eastern chick at the coffee shop has hairy legs. Not stubble. Straight up hairy legs.

Hairy legs are fine.

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by Guest Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:32 pm

by Da Mayor Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:47 pm

LooseGoose wrote:

This better not become a fucking trend. Random Ramblings - Page 19 1401550746

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