Re: Deer Hunting Thread #2

[tGreenWay]

Did I see that fucker on 37 by the EZ mart?

If you're talking the Sleazy EZ in Baldwin, then yes, that was the bastard. He was hitchhiking so I picked him up under the promise that he'd give me a joint afterward. Well, when we stopped at the Sleazy, he ran out through the back door. I chased that fucker until he hit some thick brush. If I see him again, he's dead on sight.

Just to spite the son of a bitch, I plan to smoke an oz while I dine on his delicious back straps.

Full disclosure: I just had my eyes dilated and can barely see my computer screen. I have the text enlarged enough for tGreenWay to read it.

Well that’s just mean.

[tGreenWay]

Accurate, but mean.

[tGreenWay]

I feel like shootin' some stuff.

You mean, like hoops?

[Robert J Sakimano]

I feel like shootin' some stuff.

You mean, like hoops?

I like hoopin'.

[Senior Dickfist]

Accurate, but mean.

You're welcome!

[tGreenWay]

You mean, like hoops?

I like hoopin'.

That’s supposed to be hoopsin’.

[tGreenWay]

Accurate, but mean.

You're welcome!

I did not thank you, fist of dick. I called you mean. Your’s was an incorrect response, except from someone the caliber of, say, Lex Luthor. I do not think you are Lex Luthor, fist of dick.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

You're welcome!

I did not thank you, fist of dick. I called you mean. Your’s was an incorrect response, except from someone the caliber of, say, Lex Luthor. I do not think you are Lex Luthor, fist of dick.

Lay off the goofballs.

[I.B. Fine]

Hey tGreenway, got you a fall hat. Don't want your head to get cold when you're walking through the woods.

[tGreenWay]

Hey tGreenway, got you a fall hat. Don't want your head to get cold when you're walking through the woods.

Darn it, now I have to switch over to web version. Hold on.

[tGreenWay]

Awesome:

You’re very kind, I.B.  Thank you.

[tGreenWay]

I did not thank you, fist of dick. I called you mean. Your’s was an incorrect response, except from someone the caliber of, say, Lex Luthor. I do not think you are Lex Luthor, fist of dick.

Lay off the goofballs.

Just try to keep up, Pylon, don’t slow the rest of us down.

[Senior Dickfist]

You're welcome!

I did not thank you, fist of dick. I called you mean. Your’s was an incorrect response, except from someone the caliber of, say, Lex Luthor. I do not think you are Lex Luthor, fist of dick.

Luthor, I may not be, but the fist of dick, I am.

...not sure what any of that means...

[Watch Out Pylon!]

I did not thank you, fist of dick. I called you mean. Your’s was an incorrect response, except from someone the caliber of, say, Lex Luthor. I do not think you are Lex Luthor, fist of dick.

Luthor, I may not be, but the fist of dick, I am.

...not sure what any of that means...

He's all hopped up on bath salts.

[SawGreen]

Latest photos. The big boys are either on hiatus or already shot. Then I see our cat, followed by a picture of a yote (yeah, I said yote, I'm cool that way... when I hear them, I try to chase them).

[kingstonlake]

Yesterday 11am

[Senior Dickfist]

Latest photos. The big boys are either on hiatus or already shot. Then I see our cat, followed by a picture of a yote (yeah, I said yote, I'm cool that way... when I hear them, I try to chase them).

You need to kill that yote and make a hat from it. The kind where the face acts as the visor.

[kingstonlake]

A few of the retired uncles arrived at camp today.  16' on the ground now and this just posted out of NOAA Grand Marais.....

[The Pantry]

A few of the retired uncles arrived at camp today.  16' on the ground now and this just posted out of NOAA Grand Marais.....

Whereabouts is your camp?

[kingstonlake]

A few of the retired uncles arrived at camp today.  16' on the ground now and this just posted out of NOAA Grand Marais.....

Whereabouts is your camp?

Off of H-58 between Munising and Grand Marais.

[The Pantry]

Getting pasties? Never tried Muldoon's.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I shot three deer this morning.

[The Pantry]

I shot three deer this morning.

But, rifle season doesn't start until next Friday.

[kingstonlake]

I shot three deer this morning.

Violator!

[Robert J Sakimano]

Violator!

Actually I saw a handful when I was killin' time trail running this morning. They seemed pretty tame.

[kingstonlake]

Crap

[kingstonlake]

Snow

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Oh my, send some of that out West. Fuuuuck!

[DWags]

I reported that as offensive.

[tGreenWay]

Hey Kingston, did you keep your used car lot open during the blizzard?

[kingstonlake]

Hey Kingston, did you keep your used car lot open during the blizzard?

LOL, those are called friends Greenway. You should try it some time.

[kingstonlake]

Sucks though. Can’t get my spot. Snows to deep.

[tGreenWay]

Hey Kingston, did you keep your used car lot open during the blizzard?

LOL, those are called friends Greenway. You should try it some time.

Who needs friends when you’ve got Swillers?

[Senior Dickfist]

LOL, those are called friends Greenway. You should try it some time.

Who needs friends when you’ve got Swillers?

Oh shit, I may have to start drinking again!

[Robert J Sakimano]

I shot another few deer this morning.. it was pretty awesome.

[Senior Dickfist]

I shot another few deer this morning.. it was pretty awesome.

Can I have some back straps, please? You've shot so many deer this season and others are hungry too. Stop hoarding all the venison, Sak!

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I don’t think you can shoot the deer until tomorrow bob. The only legal way to kill the deer right now is to do what I do. Run them over with your pick up then load them up into the back of the truck. Got a sweet rig with spikes on the front so I don’t have to worry about any loose gravel getting into their flesh.

I am a hunting expert and you can trust my tips.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I shot another few deer this morning.. it was pretty awesome.

Can I have some back straps, please? You've shot so many deer this season and others are hungry too. Stop hoarding all the venison, Sak!

stop by later.. I'll save you some that I currently have soaking in a Slim Jim and Doritos marinade.

[tGreenWay]

I shot another few deer this morning.. it was pretty awesome.

Can I have some back straps, please? You've shot so many deer this season and others are hungry too. Stop hoarding all the venison, Sak!

Like the back straps I used on Mrs. Dickfist last night?

[Senior Dickfist]

Bob, I'll be over for dinner.

GW, good, someone needs to keep her happy. Now I can relax tonight after the Sakimanos and I dine on some very fresh venison. I can't wait to snap into some deer...

[Sponsored content]