Re: Random Ramblings

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-08-13, 09:31

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/blind-woman-abandoned-on-airplane-1.886350

"I was instructed by the flight attendant to wait until everybody else got off the plane," said Cabot, 18, in an interview with CBC News from Jacksonville.

"That's what they tell me every time so I didn't think anything of it."

She said she heard the other passengers leave and then the unmistakable sound of the aircraft door being sealed shut.

"And then, just complete silence. And I started calling out with no response."

That's when she realized she was alone, she said. She had no idea how to open the plane's door or whether that would be a safe thing to do.

As soon as I started reading this, I could see where it was going.

by **Nordic** 2020-08-13, 11:04

Motown Spartan wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/blind-woman-abandoned-on-airplane-1.886350

As soon as I started reading this, I could see where it was going.

You're smarter than me. I was totally blindsided.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-08-13, 11:08

Nordic wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

As soon as I started reading this, I could see where it was going.

You're smarter than me. I was totally blindsided.

I'm totally in the dark.

by **InTenSity** 2020-08-14, 10:23

It would appear that OTPT was too late to find the beer and gum that Bob left for him somewhere in WA.

Beer and Gum found in a library

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-08-16, 21:45

Naked and Afraid.... Shark edition...

People can't catch fish cause the sharks are in their business... Thought... Kill a fucking shark. One of those 2 footers in ankle deep water... Spear it. There are 5 of you, figure it out.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-17, 10:00

Boy, that Connie Carter sure has some big breasts, doesn’t she?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-08-17, 10:26

tGreenWay wrote:Boy, that Connie Carter sure has some big breasts, doesn’t she?

Googled. Am now a fan. +1.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-08-17, 13:46

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Boy, that Connie Carter sure has some big breasts, doesn’t she?

Googled. Am now a fan. +1.

by **Rocinante** 2020-08-17, 15:14

Sitting down on public toilet and it’s warm: awesome or nah?

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-17, 15:25

Rocinante wrote:Sitting down on public toilet and it’s warm: awesome or nah?

Only if you’re the one who warmed it up. Random Ramblings - Page 11 502811600

(One reason I never poop in a public toilet.)

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-08-17, 15:43

Rocinante wrote:Sitting down on public toilet and it’s warm: awesome or nah?

Fucking disgusting.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-08-17, 15:54

Rocinante wrote:Sitting down on public toilet and it’s warm: awesome or nah?

Probably the stall Mrs Greeway was "working" Random Ramblings - Page 11 2809484752

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-17, 17:35

kingstonlake wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Sitting down on public toilet and it’s warm: awesome or nah?

Probably the stall Mrs Greeway was "working"

Not until after she wiped off the palm prints Mrs. Kingston left on the seat. Random Ramblings - Page 11 3557613862

by **kingstonlake** 2020-08-17, 17:47

tGreenWay wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Probably the stall Mrs Greeway was "working"

Not until after she wiped off the palm prints Mrs. Kingston left on the seat.

Boom!

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-08-17, 18:45

Rocinante wrote:Sitting down on public toilet and it’s warm: awesome or nah?

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-17, 20:18

I don’t even want to piss in a public toilet when there’s someone in a stall. It never fails: The moment I start to pee, the dude pooping lets one rip loud and clear, followed by plinka plinka plinka. Man, I can’t get out of there fast enough.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-18, 15:42

And staying on the topic: I’ll be getting a new toilet brush today. Got excellent reviews all over the internets. Trial by fire with this rookie. One of the veteran brushes just isn’t getting the job done, so I’m putting the kid to work immediately.

by **Rocinante** 2020-08-18, 16:01

Just don’t burn him out Greenway. I’d hate to see him become one of the countless young talents who were tossed into the shit before their time and couldn’t handle the pressure.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-18, 17:13

Rocinante wrote:Just don’t burn him out Greenway. I’d hate to see him become one of the countless young talents who were tossed into the shit before their time and couldn’t handle the pressure.

Excellent point. For now, he’ll get six days rest between starts.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-08-18, 18:34

tGreenWay wrote:I don’t even want to piss in a public toilet when there’s someone in a stall. It never fails: The moment I start to pee, the dude pooping lets one rip loud and clear, followed by plinka plinka plinka. Man, I can’t get out of there fast enough.

Because you're laughing so hard??

by **Cameron** 2020-08-18, 21:03

People younger than 35 are not eligible to be president. Alexander the Great died at 32.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-08-18, 21:20

Cameron wrote:People younger than 35 are not eligible to be president. Alexander the Great died at 32.

Something popped up the other day about JFK dying at 46...not to go wells but top mfers we got running last two elections are great grandparents, wtf

by **The Pantry** 2020-08-19, 17:49

Son texted he and fiancee are at the hospital. Gonna be a grandpa pretty soon. Wild.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-08-19, 18:12

The Pantry wrote:Son texted he and fiancee are at the hospital. Gonna be a grandpa pretty soon. Wild.

Woot woot!!!

by **The Pantry** 2020-08-19, 18:19

Dendrobates wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Son texted he and fiancee are at the hospital. Gonna be a grandpa pretty soon. Wild.

Woot woot!!!

You're due soon, correct?

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-19, 19:15

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I don’t even want to piss in a public toilet when there’s someone in a stall. It never fails: The moment I start to pee, the dude pooping lets one rip loud and clear, followed by plinka plinka plinka. Man, I can’t get out of there fast enough.

Because you're laughing so hard??

Because of all the laughter from other people when they see me.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-08-19, 19:16

The Pantry wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

Woot woot!!!
You're due soon, correct?

A little less than 5 weeks. Still feels like forever. But I had my last one a month early. We will see what is said at my appt tomorrow.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-08-19, 20:23

Dendrobates wrote:
The Pantry wrote:You're due soon, correct?

A little less than 5 weeks. Still feels like forever. But I had my last one a month early. We will see what is said at my appt tomorrow.

Have you heard the story of the woman that masturbated while she was giving birth claiming that her mom told her it would be the best orgasm she ever had? Well, now you have.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-08-19, 20:28

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

A little less than 5 weeks. Still feels like forever. But I had my last one a month early. We will see what is said at my appt tomorrow.

Have you heard the story of the woman that masturbated while she was giving birth claiming that her mom told her it would be the best orgasm she ever had? Well, now you have.

Nope, that's a first.

But regardless, this kid has to be cut out of me. Even going into labor for long could be too dangerous. So there won't be any feeling down there anyway.

by **The Pantry** 2020-08-19, 20:32

Dendrobates wrote:
The Pantry wrote:You're due soon, correct?

A little less than 5 weeks. Still feels like forever. But I had my last one a month early. We will see what is said at my appt tomorrow.

Good luck to you and Nevets.

My 4 were born like weird overnight clockwork, in order approximately time-wise: 1am, 3am, 5am 7am

No way they could be born at reasonable times of day

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-19, 20:34

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

A little less than 5 weeks. Still feels like forever. But I had my last one a month early. We will see what is said at my appt tomorrow.

Have you heard the story of the woman that masturbated while she was giving birth claiming that her mom told her it would be the best orgasm she ever had? Well, now you have.

Is that the woman who asked her ob-gyn in the delivery room to use one hand to hold the baby’s head while using the other hand to stick a finger in her butt?

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-08-19, 20:47

Dendrobates wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

Have you heard the story of the woman that masturbated while she was giving birth claiming that her mom told her it would be the best orgasm she ever had? Well, now you have.

Nope, that's a first.

But regardless, this kid has to be cut out of me. Even going into labor for long could be too dangerous. So there won't be any feeling down there anyway.

Can’t you just like play along and pretend it’s a thing all women know and that they masturbate a lot late in pregnancy and have pregnant lesbian affairs?

by **Dendrobates** 2020-08-19, 20:51

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

Nope, that's a first.

But regardless, this kid has to be cut out of me. Even going into labor for long could be too dangerous. So there won't be any feeling down there anyway.

Can’t you just like play along and pretend it’s a thing all women know and that they masturbate a lot late in pregnancy and have pregnant lesbian affairs?

It's hard to have fun like that when it just sounds so awful.

But I have been really into porn the past few months. And I don't usually watch it often. Those pregnant women gangbangs look kinda fun.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-08-19, 20:52

The Pantry wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

A little less than 5 weeks. Still feels like forever. But I had my last one a month early. We will see what is said at my appt tomorrow.
Good luck to you and Nevets.

My 4 were born like weird overnight clockwork, in order approximately time-wise: 1am, 3am, 5am 7am

No way they could be born at reasonable times of day

Yikes, all 4 super inconvenient. I most likely won't have that. So that's a plus at least.

by **steveschneider** 2020-08-19, 21:16

Ghostbusters is on IFC Bill Murray’s line ‘let’s show this pre historic bitch how we do things down town’ killed me. There’s a guy that doesn’t even know how to act, never needs plastic surgery, looks out of shape and ends up a Hollywood legend.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-08-20, 13:42

Remember the story of the Bald Eagle that took out the Michigan EGLE drone in da UP? Found the drone.

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by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-20, 14:50

Floyd Robertson wrote:Remember the story of the Bald Eagle that took out the Michigan EGLE drone in da UP? Found the drone.

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If the card is intact, there might be some interesting video.

by aualum06 2020-08-20, 20:36

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by **Rocinante** 2020-08-20, 21:59

Grrrrr

by **Rocinante** 2020-08-24, 23:12

What the fuck is up with the site right now?

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