Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Martha ain't fucking around

[aualum06]

Kinda hate myself for rooting for the Vikings and being from Michigan. While i did wager on the Vikings, i felt this way prior as well.

There is not many dumber things than a Vikings fan

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I would try to give up fewer sacks if I were the coach

[aualum06]

I would try to give up fewer sacks if I were the coach

I would try to make the receivers run deeper so it takes more time to get them open

[Death Roe]

I would tell Stafford to keep holding onto the ball for a long time, it has really worked out well so far.

[kingstonlake]

I see what you're doing here Stafford......

[Death Roe]

Teez Tabor is a walking trash can

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

Kinda hate myself for rooting for the Vikings and being from Michigan. While i did wager on the Vikings, i felt this way prior as well.

There is not many dumber things than a Vikings fan

Scoreboard

[aualum06]

Oops lol

[Death Roe]

Defense is holding this team to 17 points and the offense is dropping a complete turd on the floor of the field.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

[Floyd Robertson]

Clown show

[Death Roe]

Stafford fucking blows. Most overrated big-time QB of this era.

[tGreenWay]

I don’t even half to flip to the game to see how this one is playing out.

[kingstonlake]

I take that back. I have no idea what Stafford is doing.

[Guest]

Now we enter Stafford's specialty - garbage time stat padding.

[MSU addict]

Lions give up 10 sacks. They had only given up 13 coming in.

[kingstonlake]

They stopped Thielens streak! Fuck y'all bitches. Lions are back!

[aualum06]

Special teams coach fired

[Guest]

Special teams coach fired

that'll turn things around.

[aualum06]

Bye Ameer Abdullah

[Guest]

Bye Ameer Abdullah

A positive step - it was idiocy to think that a guy with 23 collegiate fumbles was going to learn ball security in the NFL.

[steveschneider]

Special teams coach fired

that'll turn things around.

lol!

Now they just need to fire Quinn, fire Patricia and start over again.

[Turtleneck]

that'll turn things around.

lol!

Now they just need to fire Quinn, fire Patricia and start over again.

Actually, they need to cut the entire team, fire absolutely everybody who draws a paycheck from the organization in any capacity, break all agreements with contractors or vendors, abandon Ford Field, and sell the team. That is the only way out.

[steveschneider]

lol!

Now they just need to fire Quinn, fire Patricia and start over again.

Actually, they need to cut the entire team, fire absolutely everybody who draw a paycheck from the organization in any capacity, break all contracts, abandon Ford Field, and sell the team. That is the only way out.

Yep. And fumigate the office, paint all the walls with fresh paint, order new furniture and lay down fresh carpet.

[Turtleneck]

Actually, they need to cut the entire team, fire absolutely everybody who draw a paycheck from the organization in any capacity, break all contracts, abandon Ford Field, and sell the team. That is the only way out.

Yep. And fumigate the office, paint all the walls with fresh paint, order new furniture and lay down fresh carpet.

They need to abandon office and training space, too. I am talking 100% fresh start. Everything new. Nothing old. Hell, maybe move the team to Port Huron.

[Guest]

Yep. And fumigate the office, paint all the walls with fresh paint, order new furniture and lay down fresh carpet.

They need to abandon office and training space, too. I am talking 100% fresh start. Everything new. Nothing old. Hell, maybe move the team to Port Huron.

They could play inside McMorran.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Yep. And fumigate the office, paint all the walls with fresh paint, order new furniture and lay down fresh carpet.

They need to abandon office and training space, too. I am talking 100% fresh start. Everything new. Nothing old. Hell, maybe move the team to Port Huron.

The bills have scored 96 points this season.

[tGreenWay]

Actually, they need to cut the entire team, fire absolutely everybody who draw a paycheck from the organization in any capacity, break all contracts, abandon Ford Field, and sell the team. That is the only way out.

Yep. And fumigate the office, paint all the walls with fresh paint, order new furniture and lay down fresh carpet.

While I agree with all of the other suggested changes, painting the walls seems a bit drastic.

[I.B. Fine]

...or,  you could just become Browns fans.









sorry, thought this was the joke thread.

[Turtleneck]

They need to abandon office and training space, too. I am talking 100% fresh start. Everything new. Nothing old. Hell, maybe move the team to Port Huron.

They could play inside McMorran.

I remember the Ice Hawks. They using that for anything these days?

[Floyd Robertson]

Yep. And fumigate the office, paint all the walls with fresh paint, order new furniture and lay down fresh carpet.

They need to abandon office and training space, too. I am talking 100% fresh start. Everything new. Nothing old. Hell, maybe move the team to Port Huron.

Not Port Huron. Portsmouth OH where they came from. Just send them back COD.

[Guest]

They could play inside McMorran.

I remember the Ice Hawks. They using that for anything these days?

No idea - I went to a few Port Huron Flags games there back in the 70s. A great place for concerts because it was so small - saw REO and Rush there long ago.

[steveschneider]

Yep. And fumigate the office, paint all the walls with fresh paint, order new furniture and lay down fresh carpet.

While I agree with all of the other suggested changes, painting the walls seems a bit drastic.

Maybe they should just take a wrecking ball to those walls and just rebuild the offices on a new site. It's time for a fresh start!

[steveschneider]

Yep. And fumigate the office, paint all the walls with fresh paint, order new furniture and lay down fresh carpet.

They need to abandon office and training space, too. I am talking 100% fresh start. Everything new. Nothing old. Hell, maybe move the team to Port Huron.

I'd say bring back the old uniforms from the Barry Sanders era and that's it.

[Dr. Strangelove]

They need to abandon office and training space, too. I am talking 100% fresh start. Everything new. Nothing old. Hell, maybe move the team to Port Huron.

I'd say bring back the old uniforms from the Barry Sanders era and that's it.

They should bring back the Bobby Layne unis.

[tGreenWay]

They need to abandon office and training space, too. I am talking 100% fresh start. Everything new. Nothing old. Hell, maybe move the team to Port Huron.

I'd say bring back the old uniforms from the Barry Sanders era and that's it.

I’ll kick in Eddie Payton’s away jersey. It’s just hanging in the back of my closet.

[Guest]

I'd say bring back the old uniforms from the Barry Sanders era and that's it.

I’ll kick in Eddie Payton’s away jersey. It’s just hanging in the back of my closet.

You were supposed to turn those in at the end of the year.

[tGreenWay]

I’ll kick in Eddie Payton’s away jersey. It’s just hanging in the back of my closet.

You were supposed to turn those in at the end of the year.

Oops.

[duffy munn]

I'd say bring back the old uniforms from the Barry Sanders era and that's it.

I’ll kick in Eddie Payton’s away jersey. It’s just hanging in the back of my closet.

I'll see your Eddie Payton and raise you an Altie Taylor

[Floyd Robertson]

I’ll kick in Eddie Payton’s away jersey. It’s just hanging in the back of my closet.

I'll see your Eddie Payton and raise you an Altie Taylor

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