Re: Official It's The Swill's Dead Period Right Around 4-7: After We Leave Work But Before We Get Drunk Thread

by **Death Roe** 2016-02-05, 17:44

Going to Battle Creek in a bit to a dinner at Arcadia.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 17:45

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My son just got trampled by another kid while running laps. Literally. He's trying not to cry. Lol.

I'm glad your son didn't get hurt. Probably.

by **Nordic** 2016-02-05, 17:47

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My son just got trampled by another kid while running laps. Literally. He's trying not to cry. Lol.

Sound like you can cross Ninja off the future career choices list.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-05, 18:47

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I don't have very much to tell you about. I found out today that a bunch of people in India that I work with don't know what the Super Bowl is. I just replied with "cricket is bullshit. Fuck you."

Damn, dude, you must have the worst commute ever.

by **Nordic** 2016-02-05, 18:50

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I don't have very much to tell you about. I found out today that a bunch of people in India that I work with don't know what the Super Bowl is. I just replied with "cricket is bullshit. Fuck you."

Damn, dude, you must have the worst commute ever.

Solid

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 18:56

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I don't have very much to tell you about. I found out today that a bunch of people in India that I work with don't know what the Super Bowl is. I just replied with "cricket is bullshit. Fuck you."

Damn, dude, you must have the worst commute ever.

I have long days. Then I have to get home and deal with taints like you calling me a blue, a slanderous lie. You should apologize.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-05, 18:59

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Damn, dude, you must have the worst commute ever.

I have long days. Then I have to get home and deal with taints like you calling me a blue, a slanderous lie. You should apologize.

Come over and will talk about it, Trav. Dress light.

by **Rocinante** 2016-02-05, 19:09

My hotty hair dresser is about to fondle my scalp.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-05, 19:10

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Damn, dude, you must have the worst commute ever.

I have long days. Then I have to get home and deal with taints like you calling me a blue, a slanderous lie. You should apologize.

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by **Ass Dan** 2016-02-05, 19:21

Turns out you can buy a six pack of high life tall boys for $4.00 down here.

I'll be posting a lot tonight

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-05, 19:32

Rocinante wrote:My hotty hair dresser is about to fondle my scalp.

Why do have a hairdresser? Seriously. I have more hair than you, but I don't have a fucking hairdresser. You should be ashamed of yourself. Are you going for a massage later?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 19:37

Turtleneck wrote:
Rocinante wrote:My hotty hair dresser is about to fondle my scalp.

Why do have a hairdresser? Seriously. I have more hair than you, but I don't have a fucking hairdresser. You should be ashamed of yourself. Are you going for a massage later?

Probably because she's hot, dumb shit. I used to have this chick I went to all the time. Hot as fuck. She got pregnant. I stopped going shortly thereafter. Not as hot now.

by Guest 2016-02-05, 19:39

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My son just got trampled by another kid while running laps. Literally. He's trying not to cry. Lol.

Are you quietly encouraging him to fuck that kid up?

by **Nordic** 2016-02-05, 19:39

I have not gone to a barber (let alone a hair dresser) since my wedding day 20 years ago.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-02-05, 20:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Why do have a hairdresser? Seriously. I have more hair than you, but I don't have a fucking hairdresser. You should be ashamed of yourself. Are you going for a massage later?

Probably because she's hot, dumb shit. I used to have this chick I went to all the time. Hot as fuck. She got pregnant. I stopped going shortly thereafter. Not as hot now.

I do not care how fucking hot she is. Grow the fuck up. That is lame. I bet he uses hair spray. America is so fucked.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 20:32

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Probably because she's hot, dumb shit. I used to have this chick I went to all the time. Hot as fuck. She got pregnant. I stopped going shortly thereafter. Not as hot now.

I do not care how fucking hot she is. Grow the fuck up. That is lame. I bet he uses hair spray. America is so fucked.

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by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-05, 20:33

Nordic wrote:I have not gone to a barber (let alone a hair dresser) since my wedding day 20 years ago.

Flowbee?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-05, 22:06

Nordic wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My son just got trampled by another kid while running laps. Literally. He's trying not to cry. Lol.

Sound like you can cross Ninja off the future career choices list.

Haru says not so fast my friend.

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by **Nordic** 2016-02-05, 22:10

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Nordic wrote:I have not gone to a barber (let alone a hair dresser) since my wedding day 20 years ago.

Flowbee?

Pretty much. I'm good with a pair of clippers and I wear a lot of hats.

Come to tTy for your medical needs. See me for a hair clip.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 22:10

I really wish they'd come up with a better name than "the iron D."

Heh

Regardless.

Woooooooooo!!!!!!!!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 22:11

I picked the wrong thread. :(

Whatever.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-05, 22:12

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Why do have a hairdresser? Seriously. I have more hair than you, but I don't have a fucking hairdresser. You should be ashamed of yourself. Are you going for a massage later?

Probably because she's hot, dumb shit. I used to have this chick I went to all the time. Hot as fuck. She got pregnant. I stopped going shortly thereafter. Not as hot now.

You just abandoned your kid like that? Not cool, brah.

by Guest 2016-02-05, 22:13

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Probably because she's hot, dumb shit. I used to have this chick I went to all the time. Hot as fuck. She got pregnant. I stopped going shortly thereafter. Not as hot now.

You just abandoned your kid like that? Not cool, brah.

Did you miss the "hot as fuck" part? No way he was banging her.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 22:14

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Probably because she's hot, dumb shit. I used to have this chick I went to all the time. Hot as fuck. She got pregnant. I stopped going shortly thereafter. Not as hot now.

You just abandoned your kid like that? Not cool, brah.

If it were my kid that'd mean I banged her. Good. If it were my kid I'd have to stick around with someone that's sort of an idiot. Bad.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 22:14

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You just abandoned your kid like that? Not cool, brah.

Did you miss the "hot as fuck" part? No way he was banging her.

I do okay loose goose.

by Guest 2016-02-05, 22:15

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Did you miss the "hot as fuck" part? No way he was banging her.

I do okay loose goose.

So what? I'm still gonna bust your chops.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-05, 22:16

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You just abandoned your kid like that? Not cool, brah.

Did you miss the "hot as fuck" part? No way he was banging her.

Valid point. My goof.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 22:17

LooseGoose wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I do okay loose goose.

So what? I'm still gonna bust your chops.

And I'm still going to respond to your busting with some sound logic. And maybe some links later.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-05, 22:18

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You just abandoned your kid like that? Not cool, brah.

If it were my kid that'd mean I banged her. Good. If it were my kid I'd have to stick around with someone that's sort of an idiot. Bad.

You probably bang blind women with no sense of smell.

by **Rocinante** 2016-02-05, 22:19

Turtleneck wrote:
Rocinante wrote:My hotty hair dresser is about to fondle my scalp.

Why do have a hairdresser? Seriously. I have more hair than you, but I don't have a fucking hairdresser. You should be ashamed of yourself. Are you going for a massage later?

Maybe.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 22:19

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

If it were my kid that'd mean I banged her. Good. If it were my kid I'd have to stick around with someone that's sort of an idiot. Bad.

You probably bang blind women with no sense of smell.

As long as they're hot what the fuck do I care?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-05, 22:21

maybe it's a rub n tug travis.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-05, 22:24

I think this topic has been discussed here. I just go to Lady Jane's. I really don't even care that some of the chicks are cute. The fact that they're too stupid to hold a conversation with while I stare at their tits in the mirror almost cancels each other out. I go there mostly because I know I won't have to wait.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-05, 22:27

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:maybe it's a rub n tug travis.

Bleach. Please avoid putting Travis' name in the same sentence as rub n tug.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-05, 22:28

Autocorrect sucks. Blech. Not bleach.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 22:29

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:maybe it's a rub n tug travis.

Bleach. Please avoid putting Travis' name in the same sentence as rub n tug.

Travis gives rub n tugs.

Is that better?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-05, 22:35

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Bleach. Please avoid putting Travis' name in the same sentence as rub n tug.

Travis gives rub n tugs.

Is that better?

Not even close. I'm going to dinner now. Please reconsider that last sentence and edit it out of my memory.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-05, 22:35

We are way after 7 o'clock mother fuckers.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 15:43

Everyone leave work early today? I'm bored.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-08, 15:47

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Everyone leave work early today? I'm bored.

I think it was just sort of declared a day off at work. We're all at home and no one is really doing anything. Solid. Also suck it.

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