Re: Official It's The Swill's Dead Period Right Around 4-7: After We Leave Work But Before We Get Drunk Thread

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-02-08, 15:48

Nordic wrote:I have not gone to a barber (let alone a hair dresser) since my wedding day 20 years ago.

I'm about right there with you. I've been cutting my own hair for probably 15+ years.

every now and then it probably looks like it.. Official It's The Swill's Dead Period Right Around 4-7: After We Leave Work But Before We Get Drunk Thread - Page 5 502811600

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- my hair is shaggy/messy enough that it's likely hard to tell if I jacked it up while cutting it or I just haven't combed it in a week.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 15:48

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Everyone leave work early today? I'm bored.

I think it was just sort of declared a day off at work. We're all at home and no one is really doing anything. Solid. Also suck it.

Meanie. :(

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 15:51

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Nordic wrote:I have not gone to a barber (let alone a hair dresser) since my wedding day 20 years ago.
I'm about right there with you. I've been cutting my own hair for probably 15+ years.

every now and then it probably looks like it.. - my hair is shaggy/messy enough that it's likely hard to tell if I jacked it up while cutting it or I just haven't combed it in a week.

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Is this you?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-02-08, 15:52

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
I'm about right there with you. I've been cutting my own hair for probably 15+ years.

every now and then it probably looks like it.. - my hair is shaggy/messy enough that it's likely hard to tell if I jacked it up while cutting it or I just haven't combed it in a week.

Is this you?

I wish I was that cool.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-08, 16:08

This thread prematurely ejaculated today.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-08, 16:09

I've been working you lazy fucks. Phone interview at 6 today. Working OT.

Oh, and fuck Doogie.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-08, 16:13

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I've been working you lazy fucks. Phone interview at 6 today. Working OT.

Oh, and fuck Doogie.

Working? You're working? Already? What the hell is wrong with you?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-02-08, 16:15

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I've been working you lazy fucks. Phone interview at 6 today. Working OT.

Oh, and fuck Doogie.

Working? You're working? Already? What the hell is wrong with you?

I like to call applying for jobs, credit cards, and taking professional phone calls as work. Makes me feel better about myself, ya dig?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-08, 16:16

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Working? You're working? Already? What the hell is wrong with you?

I like to call applying for jobs, credit cards, and taking professional phone calls as work. Makes me feel better about myself, ya dig?

What about scoring weed? Do you think of that as work, too?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 16:18

tGreenWay wrote:This thread prematurely ejaculated today.

It's 4:17. Miller time baby!

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-08, 16:20

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:This thread prematurely ejaculated today.

It's 4:17. Miller time baby!

Enjoying a beverage before 4:20?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 16:22

tGreenWay wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

It's 4:17. Miller time baby!

Enjoying a beverage before 4:20?

Have you not been following along with my weekend exploits in the bourbon thread? I have a shit ton of (relatively) top shelf bourbon to consume. This might turn me into an alcoholic.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-08, 16:24

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Enjoying a beverage before 4:20?

Have you not been following along with my weekend exploits in the bourbon thread? I have a shit ton of (relatively) top shelf bourbon to consume. This might turn me into an alcoholic.

Sorry, I havent opened that thread in a while. Bourbon is my liquor of choice, but I'm not much of a connoisseur of it. Enjoy your mighty fine swill.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 16:41

tGreenWay wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Have you not been following along with my weekend exploits in the bourbon thread? I have a shit ton of (relatively) top shelf bourbon to consume. This might turn me into an alcoholic.

Sorry, I havent opened that thread in a while. Bourbon is my liquor of choice, but I'm not much of a connoisseur of it. Enjoy your mighty fine swill.

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by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-08, 16:45

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Sorry, I havent opened that thread in a while. Bourbon is my liquor of choice, but I'm not much of a connoisseur of it. Enjoy your mighty fine swill.

Cut you nails. Lololollolll

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 16:55

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Cut you nails. Lololollolll

I did last night. Thanks for checking up on me brotato chip.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-08, 16:57

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Cut you nails. Lololollolll

I did last night. Thanks for checking up on me brotato chip.

I worry about your hygiene sometimes

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-08, 17:11

You have really fat ugly wrists.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 17:22

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:You have really fat ugly wrists.

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by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-08, 17:36

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Sorry, I havent opened that thread in a while. Bourbon is my liquor of choice, but I'm not much of a connoisseur of it. Enjoy your mighty fine swill.

The wood table clashes with the stain of your floor. Try an area rug to separate the two. And lose weight in your fat wrists.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 17:44

tGreenWay wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

The wood table clashes with the stain of your floor. Try an area rug to separate the two. And lose weight in your fat wrists.

You assholes have me looking at my wrists now and saying to myself, "My wrists aren't fat. Fuck these guys."

Thanks for the fat shaming. Official It's The Swill's Dead Period Right Around 4-7: After We Leave Work But Before We Get Drunk Thread - Page 5 502811600

by Guest 2016-02-08, 19:15

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The wood table clashes with the stain of your floor. Try an area rug to separate the two. And lose weight in your fat wrists.

You assholes have me looking at my wrists now and saying to myself, "My wrists aren't fat. Fuck these guys."

Thanks for the fat shaming.

Don't worry about your wrists, that lifeline in your palm says you better enjoy that whiskey quick.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 19:30

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

You assholes have me looking at my wrists now and saying to myself, "My wrists aren't fat. Fuck these guys."

Thanks for the fat shaming.

Don't worry about your wrists, that lifeline in your palm says you better enjoy that whiskey quick

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Ok.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-08, 20:45

Motherfucker. We have a witch Swillsters! A fat wristed witch who can direct his liquid to defy the laws of gravity!

by **tTy** 2016-02-08, 20:59

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Motherfucker. We have a witch Swillsters! A fat wristed witch who can direct his liquid to defy the laws of gravity!

A gay witch. #OneTheRocksIsForFags

by **DWags** 2016-02-08, 21:03

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Don't worry about your wrists, that lifeline in your palm says you better enjoy that whiskey quick

Ok.

Lotta ice. Ima assume you're not sipping.

by **tTy** 2016-02-08, 21:11

That is a fidy dollah bottle of bourbon. Why anyone would put ANY ice in it is fucking insane to me. Fucking sick to my stomach.

by **DWags** 2016-02-08, 21:15

tTy wrote:That is a fidy dollah bottle of bourbon. Why anyone would put ANY ice in it is fucking insane to me. Fucking sick to my stomach.

Yep.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-08, 21:16

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The wood table clashes with the stain of your floor. Try an area rug to separate the two. And lose weight in your fat wrists.

You assholes have me looking at my wrists now and saying to myself, "My wrists aren't fat. Fuck these guys."

Thanks for the fat shaming.

It's too bad we can't tell you that it doesn't matter because you're so smart, but we all know that little nugget is fool's gold.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 21:27

I like ice in my bourbon more often than not. I like it cold. But yeah, you guys are right... mostly. I should pick up some of those frozen pucks that don't melt to enjoy the flavor of all this more expensive bourbon I bought.

by **DWags** 2016-02-08, 21:29

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I like ice in my bourbon more often than not. I like it cold. But yeah, you guys are right... mostly. I should pick up some of those frozen pucks that don't melt to enjoy the flavor of all this more expensive bourbon I bought.

Do you have a freezer the bottle can fit in?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-08, 21:41

I like mine cold, too. I usually use two cubes when I drink it, which isn't very often.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-02-08, 21:55

DWags wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I like ice in my bourbon more often than not. I like it cold. But yeah, you guys are right... mostly. I should pick up some of those frozen pucks that don't melt to enjoy the flavor of all this more expensive bourbon I bought.

Do you have a freezer the bottle can fit in?

Nah, that would kill a lot of the flavor. Macellan ice balls is another option (which I was using this weekend at the in-laws).

by **tTy** 2016-02-08, 23:02

I'll be honest, instead of being a dick for once.

I used to insist on two cubes in my booze. But then I decided that it was just fucking wrong, and so I stopped. I went "neat", cold turkey. I didn't exactly like it at first, but, then again, I didn't exactly hate it.

Now, I love it. Honestly....

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-12, 17:34

Karate is kinda boring you guys.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 17:37

Bumpadillydoo.

by **Death Roe** 2016-02-12, 17:37

Binge-watching some Leftovers before going to the movies in a bit. Alamo Drafthouse, bebeh

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-12, 17:38

Death Roe wrote:Binge-watching some Leftovers before going to the movies in a bit. Alamo Drafthouse, bebeh

How long is the wait in line?

by **Death Roe** 2016-02-12, 17:40

tGreenWay wrote:
Death Roe wrote:Binge-watching some Leftovers before going to the movies in a bit. Alamo Drafthouse, bebeh

How long is the wait in line?

No wait tonight. Thanks for asking.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-12, 17:41

You are in Austin DR?

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