Re: Random Ramblings

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-09-01, 10:41

This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now Random Ramblings - Page 6 901027492

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-09-01, 10:44

Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

Bang her again.

Leave.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-01, 10:52

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

Bang her again.

Leave.

This. It ain't hard to figure out. You're making it hard. And now I'm just trying to figure out many times I can use the word hard in a discussion about sex.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-01, 10:52

Also, nice humble brag.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-09-01, 11:00

Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

tell Blanche's mom tSwill says "hello"..

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-09-01, 11:00

tGreenWay wrote:Also, nice humble brag.

She's gone. That felt like an entire fuckin day of waiting

by Guest 2016-09-01, 11:00

Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

Jeezus....to be in college and have problems like this again.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-09-01, 11:06

Now I can safely tear up from that opening day football post I read somewhere

by Triple Sparty 2016-09-01, 11:10

We cannot mention the RCMB. This thread needs to be merged now.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-01, 13:04

LooseGoose wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:This girl won't leave my bed. Knows I don't have class til 12:40. Tips? We've been up for like an hour now

Jeezus....to be in college and have problems like this again.

He's sitting in class right now still smelling like her, and all the guys around will be like... do I smell familiar?

by **The Pantry** 2016-09-01, 17:24

What the hell is with the main board name change to "Iron Sharpens Iron"? It makes no sense. Iron is a fairly soft metal and is never used for cutting edges.

by Guest 2016-09-01, 17:29

The Pantry wrote:What the hell is with the main board name change to "Iron Sharpens Iron"? It makes no sense. Iron is a fairly soft metal and is never used for cutting edges.

Ken Mannie's saying - all over the football complex.
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by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-01, 17:39

The Pantry wrote:What the hell is with the main board name change to "Iron Sharpens Iron"? It makes no sense. Iron is a fairly soft metal and is never used for cutting edges.

Proverbs, you fucking heathen.

by **The Pantry** 2016-09-01, 18:03

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:What the hell is with the main board name change to "Iron Sharpens Iron"? It makes no sense. Iron is a fairly soft metal and is never used for cutting edges.

Proverbs, you fucking heathen.

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by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-09-02, 08:25

Inside Hermine? You have my attention.

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by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-03, 17:33

There's a pimple right on the inside lip of my nose. Can't get the fucker to pop and it's one of those painful types. Was thinking about cutting a triangle section out to get rid of it, but noses are bleeders. Besides, my wife would object and I want some sugar this weekend.

by **The Pantry** 2016-09-04, 22:31

Rather strange evening. Didn't really want to play FF this season but offered to even the team number at another forum if needed maybe a month ago.

Saw a PM from the league commissioner about 4pm today asking if I still wanted to play and that they needed someone to even it at 10 teams. Agreed and asked when the draft was. His reply was 6pm this evening.

Have played this league 3 times. Got to the championship game 3 times. Lost all 3 of those games.

Drafted #9 and my team sucks with only 2 hours to prepare. Should have never agreed to this.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-05, 15:01

My wife discovered there was a Downton Abbey marathon all weekend. That show has been on every one of her waking hours since Friday night.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-09-06, 09:29

tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-06, 10:11

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?

That was worth watching all five minutes. I'm just glad my honey bunny was wearing her sexiest top, because I haven't heard from the cops since then.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-06, 15:05

My head hurts.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-09-06, 15:29

My right thumb has been involuntarily twitching on and off today. I gone?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2016-09-06, 15:48

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:My right thumb has been involuntarily twitching on and off today. I gone?

Take it out of your butt

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-09-06, 15:52

it's hot in East Lansing.

I hate the heat.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-09-06, 15:56

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:My right thumb has been involuntarily twitching on and off today. I gone?

Take it out of your butt

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-09-06, 16:20

Hershey's came out with a new flavor in their miniatures. Special Dark Crisped Rice. Not bad at all.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-06, 16:58

Floyd Robertson wrote:Hershey's came out with a new flavor in their miniatures. Special Dark Crisped Rice. Not bad at all.

IOW, Nestle's Crunch Dark?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-06, 16:59

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:My right thumb has been involuntarily twitching on and off today. I gone?

Take it out of your butt

I don't know, seems more like muscle memory from all that holiday weekend fapping.

Edit: He just has to fix the glitch.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-06, 17:02

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?

I know her favorite college football team.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-06, 17:12

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?

Because of this video, I know who stole that guys canopy.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-09-06, 17:18

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Hershey's came out with a new flavor in their miniatures. Special Dark Crisped Rice. Not bad at all.

IOW, Nestle's Crunch Dark?

I think they might have been sued if they called it Hershey's Crunch Dark.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-06, 17:44

Post festival blues are the worst.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-09-06, 17:45

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Post festival blues are the worst.

Help

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-06, 17:51

Have you touched yourself?

by Guest 2016-09-06, 17:52

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Post festival blues are the worst.

Help

Smoke dope.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-06, 17:59

Turtleneck wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:tGreenWay, why was your wife so upset about the cat litter and carpet padding? What happened when the police finally arrived? Did the pussy truck driver get fired?

I know her favorite college football team.

Trump U?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-09-06, 18:01

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

IOW, Nestle's Crunch Dark?

I think they might have been sued if they called it Hershey's Crunch Dark.

How about Hershey's Crunchy Dark? Or Hershey's Dark Crunch?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-06, 18:20

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

I know her favorite college football team.

Trump U?

Harbaugh U

by Guest 2016-09-06, 18:29

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Trump U?

Harbaugh U

Laureate International Universities

by **Turtleneck** 2016-09-06, 18:35

LooseGoose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Harbaugh U

Laureate International Universities

No, I am pretty sure she is a UM fan.

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