Re: Random Ramblings

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-08-12, 08:23

Passenger Derek Lindahl said a woman sitting in front of him rose 2 feet into the air in the cabin at one point because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/12/us/jetblue-flight-turbulence/index.html

I've been on some turbulent flights before but nothing like this. Yikes.

by **Death Roe** 2016-08-12, 13:16

I am one of the email contributors on the Deadspin Why Your Team Sucks 2016: LA Rams article. Awesome.

by **The Pantry** 2016-08-14, 20:22

Check to see where daughter's boat is every few days

Where is Radiance of the Seas

Pic of her and fellow cast

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Never realized Alaska is just a little over 500 miles from the US mainland

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by **The Pantry** 2016-08-14, 23:12

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-08-14, 23:32

Fish on !

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-08-15, 08:25

jfc, it's a hamburger, people.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-08-15, 08:35

Floyd Robertson wrote:

jfc, it's a hamburger, people.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-08-15, 08:41

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

jfc, it's a hamburger, people.

well played

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-15, 10:17

Floyd Robertson wrote:

jfc, it's a hamburger, people.

Starfuckers.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-15, 10:37

LooseGoose wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

She must like it, because there have been sightings, but she don't want to go home.

Call Cindy and tell her that her whore dog won't leave WBH's front yard.

by **The Pantry** 2016-08-15, 17:24

Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

by **DWags** 2016-08-15, 17:31

The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Hot.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-08-15, 17:35

The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Maybe the odor was from a dead parakeet in here purse.

by **Death Roe** 2016-08-15, 17:43

The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

"keep giong..."

-Blanch

by **The Pantry** 2016-08-15, 17:47

Floyd Robertson wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Maybe the odor was from a dead parakeet in here purse.

Smelled more like a dead horse in her purse

by Guest 2016-08-15, 17:53

The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Did you ask her to say "Hi" to Blanch for you?

by **DWags** 2016-08-15, 17:59

LooseGoose wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Stopped to pick up beer on the way home. A woman weighing probably 3 bills walked up to the counter behind me. Hellacious BO...smelled like she hadn't bathed in weeks. Damn near puked before getting the hell outta there.

Did you ask her to say "Hi" to Blanch for you?

Just spit my cocktail out as I'm waiting for the appetizer

Putting fone dwn.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-16, 20:17

I do not like the word chutney.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-18, 23:20

When I check out at the grocery store, I put all my items on the conveyor belt in the order I want them bagged. Yet this often proves too difficult for the checkout person. Today my Clif bars were put in the same bag as the hummus. If I wanted my Clif bars in with the Hummus, I would have placed them with the Hummus. The hummus was with the salsa and peanut butter. I don't even know how it all happened. The Clif bars were placed by the cashews and almonds for a reason. I cannot begin to tell you how complicated this makes my life. It's exhausting.

by **Death Roe** 2016-08-18, 23:59

I didn't know we had Jerry Seinfeld posting here.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-19, 13:20

Death Roe wrote:I didn't know we had Jerry Seinfeld posting here.

It's not something to joke about. It's a serious problem, Roe. I do not trivialize your problems.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-08-19, 14:16

Turtleneck wrote:When I check out at the grocery store, I put all my items on the conveyor belt in the order I want them bagged. Yet this often proves too difficult for the checkout person. Today my Clif bars were put in the same bag as the hummus. If I wanted my Clif bars in with the Hummus, I would have placed them with the Hummus. The hummus was with the salsa and peanut butter. I don't even know how it all happened. The Clif bars were placed by the cashews and almonds for a reason. I cannot begin to tell you how complicated this makes my life. It's exhausting.

by **The Pantry** 2016-08-19, 17:53

Saw two dopes driving like complete assholes on Metro Parkway on the way home. Were beating the shit out of their whiny fucking Mini Coopers and weaving in and out of traffic. Where are the fucking cops when you want one?

Mini Coopers are repulsive vehicles. Hope both of the dopey asswipes crashed after I turned on Dequindre.

by **The Pantry** 2016-08-20, 05:16

You guys don't fully appreciate random

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by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-08-20, 06:19

Yesterday morning I'm putzing around in the garage looking for a spare light bulb and out of nowhere "Nights in White Satin" pops into my head. Not a big fan of either the Moody Blues or the song. A couple hours later I'm in Meijer picking up some stuff and "Tuesday Afternoon" is playing on the store's speakers. That's pretty freaky.

So anyway, I'm staring at the selection of light bulbs in Meijer and I discovered that I don't know shit about light bulbs anymore. Thanks, Obama.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2016-08-20, 12:01

The low hit on Cook on the first drive of the '14 season was such bullshit. Fuck JSU

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-20, 12:03

Tim Wakefield wrote:The low hit on Cook on the first drive of the '14 season was such bullshit. Fuck JSU

For some reason this made me think of the time Rasheed did not guard the inbounds. Detroit would have won back-to-back titles. Who leaves Robert Horry open in that situation?

by **NigelUno** 2016-08-20, 12:04

Tim Wakefield wrote:The low hit on Cook on the first drive of the '14 season was such bullshit. Fuck JSU

I thought his knee went backwards.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-08-20, 12:06

Turtleneck wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:The low hit on Cook on the first drive of the '14 season was such bullshit. Fuck JSU

For some reason this made me think of the time Rasheed did not guard the inbounds. Detroit would have won back-to-back titles. Who leaves Robert Horry open in that situation?

by **Dendrobates** 2016-08-20, 12:07

The Pantry wrote:Saw two dopes driving like complete assholes on Metro Parkway on the way home. Were beating the shit out of their whiny fucking Mini Coopers and weaving in and out of traffic. Where are the fucking cops when you want one?

Mini Coopers are repulsive vehicles. Hope both of the dopey asswipes crashed after I turned on Dequindre.

We live fairly near by. We should do lunch sometime (being serious).

by **Dendrobates** 2016-08-20, 12:09

What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?

by Guest 2016-08-20, 12:12

Dendrobates wrote:What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?

Blame Travis, he's a real son of a bitch.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-20, 12:14

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

For some reason this made me think of the time Rasheed did not guard the inbounds. Detroit would have won back-to-back titles. Who leaves Robert Horry open in that situation?

It's OK. You're a Nuggets fan now. You can forget it ever happened and remember the good times when #8 seeded Denver upset #1 seeded Seattle in the 1st round. That was in '94 or '95, I think. It also might not have been Seattle. I'm not looking it up.

Dendrobates wrote:What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?

I think there is a limit on how many pages a thread can be. Then the thread splits into a new thread and the previous thread is locked.

by **Dendrobates** 2016-08-20, 12:15

LooseGoose wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?

Blame Travis, he's a real son of a bitch.

Seriously? I'm missing something.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-20, 12:16

LooseGoose wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:What the fuck happened to the rest of this thread? Is it just me, or was most of this thread deleted and now there are only 3 pages?

Blame Travis, he's a real son of a bitch.

You leave Travis alone. I mean it. Leave him alone.

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I need his support for the recruiting forum. One of the reasons I want the forum is because of the thread splitting.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-20, 12:17

Dendrobates wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Blame Travis, he's a real son of a bitch.

Seriously? I'm missing something.

Travis is a really great person that a lot of people misunderstand. You should send him a PM telling him how much you appreciate the work he does here.

by **DWags** 2016-08-20, 12:24

Floyd Robertson wrote:Yesterday morning I'm putzing around in the garage looking for a spare light bulb and out of nowhere "Nights in White Satin" pops into my head. Not a big fan of either the Moody Blues or the song. A couple hours later I'm in Meijer picking up some stuff and "Tuesday Afternoon" is playing on the store's speakers. That's pretty freaky.

So anyway, I'm staring at the selection of light bulbs in Meijer and I discovered that I don't know shit about light bulbs anymore. Thanks, Obama.

This is very Random.

By the way, had an electrician just switch out all the fixtures upstairs. LED's 30K Hours. If they burn out, new fixture. fuck it. They get bright enough and I'm sick of changing bulbs.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-08-20, 12:26

travis be power trippin'.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-08-20, 12:28

DWags wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Yesterday morning I'm putzing around in the garage looking for a spare light bulb and out of nowhere "Nights in White Satin" pops into my head. Not a big fan of either the Moody Blues or the song. A couple hours later I'm in Meijer picking up some stuff and "Tuesday Afternoon" is playing on the store's speakers. That's pretty freaky.

So anyway, I'm staring at the selection of light bulbs in Meijer and I discovered that I don't know shit about light bulbs anymore. Thanks, Obama.

This is very Random.

By the way, had an electrician just switch out all the fixtures upstairs. LED's 30K Hours. If they burn out, new fixture. fuck it. They get bright enough and I'm sick of changing bulbs.

Hey, can you bring some more pretzels downstairs? Thanks.

by **DWags** 2016-08-20, 12:34

Turtleneck wrote:
DWags wrote:

This is very Random.

By the way, had an electrician just switch out all the fixtures upstairs. LED's 30K Hours. If they burn out, new fixture. fuck it. They get bright enough and I'm sick of changing bulbs.

Hey, can you bring some more pretzels downstairs? Thanks.

Ima bring my foot downstairs and break it off in your ass. Raining here. It sucks.

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