Re: Random Ramblings

by SpartanGuard Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:45 am

Testing to see if gifs work...
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by **Rocinante** Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:47 am

SpartanGuard wrote:
greenmachine wrote:No.

Fun fact: Domestic turkeys can't reproduce naturally.

Domestic makes it sound like it's a pet instead of food.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm so glad this guy is here:

Remember the old one though? It had a little wiggle in it's spin that made it much more effective. Miss that one.

by Cosmo_Kramer Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:51 am

SpartanGuard wrote:Testing to see if gifs work...

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by SpartanGuard Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:59 am

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:
SpartanGuard wrote:Testing to see if gifs work...

yeah, I muffed it up. Have a hurdling LeVeon as an apology:

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:13 pm

GIFs are fun.. I like it I like it!

by Cosmo_Kramer Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:29 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:GIFs are fun.. I like it I like it!

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by dubie7006 Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:24 pm

King of the Jungle wrote:
dubie7006 wrote:
NigelUno wrote:
dubie7006 wrote:I'm very much looking forward to bringing mindless ramblings on all the things I pretend to know stuff about on here.

Go on...

I actually do know things about hockey....shall I start with that?

What's your favorite Round 1 matchup? Being from Metro Detroit and having family on the East Coast the Wings vs Bruins series is tops for myself. Boston won the first game in the regular season, but Detroit won the last three. I can very easily see this series go 6 or even 7 games, and the 3 goal loss yesterday was surprising even though Boston was playing for everything. I really think Detroit holds serve at home and head back to Boston up 3-1. Even if they only manage 1 win, I still like Detroit in a best of 3.

My goodness...I'm not sure how I missed this post. Here we go:

My favorite is actually not Detroit-Boston. While I am heavily invested in it, being a lifelong Wings fan and former employee, my feelings get in the way of allowing me to truly enjoy the series. For instance...there were a lot of really great plays in game 2 but I didn't appreciate them because I was so frustrated.

My favorite is Chicago-St. Louis. Those are two teams that absolutely hate each other...something the DET-BOS series doesn't have, IMO. CHI-STL are old Central Division (still Central Division) rivals that go way back. It's only become a rivalry in the last couple years since the Blues have gotten their collective head out of their ass. It's a fast-paced, high-scoring, hard-hitting (sometimes illegally, Brent Seabrook!) series that has been great to watch so far. I expect it to continue and maybe even go 7. But I hope not. I hope STL wins in 5 or 6.

As for the DET-BOS series, it pains me to say this but I don't see the Wings winning. Boston will be allowed to do what they want at home. The Wings, however, even at home, may not be able to play the uptempo game they want. I really don't see the league being happy about its Presidents' Cup trophy winning team going down in the first round. I'm normally not one for conspiracies and, even though I like to poke fun at it, I don't think Bettman controls the referees or the series, I think Boston takes this one in 6 or 7. The Bruins will, without a doubt, win game 5 at home.

by Cosmo_Kramer Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:15 pm

Wings will win Game 3 and lose Games 4 and 5, will win Game 6 and lose in 7.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:20 pm

If I'm agoraphobic, should I still be able to visit The Agora since it's a virtual gathering place?

by **Turtleneck** Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:35 pm

So this is a billboard in Corktown. Except somebody added the words "on jenkem" in spray paint. When I saw that on Saturday, I assumed it was Goodbar.

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by **Rocinante** Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:36 pm

Turtleneck wrote:So this is a billboard in Corktown. Except somebody added the words "on jenkem" in spray paint. When I saw that on Saturday, I assumed it was Goodbar.

That looks like a movie set.

by **Turtleneck** Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:41 pm

Rocinante wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:So this is a billboard in Corktown. Except somebody added the words "on jenkem" in spray paint. When I saw that on Saturday, I assumed it was Goodbar.

That looks like a movie set.

I didn't take the picture, but I couldn't post the link to the site where I found the picture. When I did a Google image search for the billboard, that was the only one that turned up and I thought it was fake for the same reason.

I tried to get a picture, but my attempt failed and didn't want to say "hey, go back, I need to get a picture of that billboard so I can post it on this internet message board I frequent visit." I also did not want to explain jenkem.

by Guest Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:29 pm

Is the best guitarist to ever belong to a USArmy band?

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by **Cameron** Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:29 pm

LooseGoose wrote:Is [this] the best guitarist to ever belong to a USArmy band?

Yes, and I bet he's playing the shit out of that Danelectro...

by **y2kMgrad** Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:55 pm

Why do they call mayonnaise salad dressing? Who the hell puts mayo on their salad?

by **Cameron** Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:08 pm

y2kMgrad wrote:Why do they call mayonnaise salad dressing? Who the hell puts mayo on their salad?

I've wondered that many a time. Mayo is a condiment, like ketchup; it shouldn't ever be called a dressing.

by **tig ol bitties** Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:05 am

I cringe whenever I see someone use the word "pop" when talking about a recruit committing to a schoool.

"I hope PLAYER X pops for us today."

Seriously, only a huge tool would say somethign like that.

by **pulling69** Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:46 am

tig ol bitties wrote:I cringe whenever I see someone use the word "pop" when talking about a recruit committing to a schoool.

"I hope PLAYER X pops for us today."

Seriously, only a huge tool would say somethign like that.

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:44 am

y2kMgrad wrote:Why do they call mayonnaise salad dressing? Who the hell puts mayo on their salad?

They don't call mayonnaise salad dressing. Mayonnaise (Hellman's for example) is good food, salad dressing (Miracle Whip for example) is glorified pig slop and shouldn't be consumed by humans.

by **The Pantry** Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:53 am

TV prescription drug ads piss me off. I wish they were banned.

by **Floyd Robertson** Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:56 am

The Pantry wrote:TV prescription drug ads piss me off. I wish they were banned.

Couldn't agree more. Turning this country into a nation of hypochondriacs.

by tanfan! Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:20 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:Is it possible for a wild turkey to mate with a goose? I only ask because as I'm driving throug my sub earlier this morning, I'm pretty sure that I saw the wild turkey chasing the goose for that very purpose.

Maybe the Turkey just wants to goose the goose?

by tanfan! Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:24 am

The Pantry wrote:TV prescription drug ads piss me off. I wish they were banned.

Yep and the side effects are ignored by the idiots addicted to all of them. It's worse than cigarette ads from the 60s. I am also really tired of the cialis ads. I don't need my kids hearing about erectile dysfunction every commercial break during a golf tournament.

by Cosmo_Kramer Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:03 pm

Hangover dumps are both painful and exhilarating

by **goodbar** Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:05 am

Turtleneck wrote:So this is a billboard in Corktown. Except somebody added the words "on jenkem" in spray paint. When I saw that on Saturday, I assumed it was Goodbar.

Public service announcement: it's better to just stay off the jenkem folks. It's great for a while but then you lose your appetite and the only thing that helps with that is bath salts. Except then you have an insatiable animalistic hunger for human face, and then when you come off that the only thing that helps you deal with the sight of a faceless homeless guy lying next to you is jenkem. See, once you're on the jenkem-bath salts roller coaster, it's hard to get off.

by **GirbaudJeans** Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:19 am

This little fucker was crawling around my family room last night.

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by Cosmo_Kramer Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:27 am

what the fuckkk

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:28 am

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:what the fuckkk

I know, little fella looks kind of sad.

by **Rocinante** Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:12 pm

I saw Dark Shadows last night. Went in not expecting much, and was pleasantly surprised! I would say the best Tim Burton live action since Beetlejuice.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:44 pm

Earlier I was wondering if Y2K's avatar was a pic of his wife. I might have to invite myself over for dinner.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:50 pm

Finals suck. Can't stop thinking about half off at Dublin and Rama on Thursday. drunken

by **Ass Dan** Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:11 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Finals suck. Can't stop thinking about half off at Dublin and Rama on Thursday.

I'm Gonna drink until I can't no mo on Friday night. Until then I'm praying I don't have to retake any classes this summer

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:03 pm

Ass Dan wrote:

I'm Gonna drink until I can't no mo on Friday night. Until then I'm praying I don't have to retake any classes this summer

Would another summer in EL be such a bad thing? Or shit, are you the guy who goes to UofM? scratch

by **Dendrobates** Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:05 pm

I still periodically check my deceased brother's Facebook page because people still frequently post on it. Someone just posted this and I started bawling. I had heard the song before, and never payed much attention to it. It means more when you think of someone specific.

sorry for the emo post.

by Cosmo_Kramer Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:24 pm

What is the best way for a guy to remove blackheads? My nose feels oily as fuuuck

by Guest Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:07 pm

Looks like the Onion interviewed Blanch.

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by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:00 pm

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:What is the best way for a guy to remove blackheads? My nose feels oily as fuuuck

Wash your face?

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by Cosmo_Kramer Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:13 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Wash your face?

(couldn't find a picture of that poor Minnesota player and I'm too lazy to look him up )

Iverson. And I don't have pimple face. I jist need to moisturize more but I'm not a pussy

by **Floyd Robertson** Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:14 pm

Amazing how much greener everything is in my neck of the woods after good gulley washer today.

It's another great day to be a Spartan.

by **The Pantry** Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:01 pm

Go back to tRCMB every couple days now. Occasionally spot a poster I have appreciated over the years that doesn't seem to have any awareness of this board and send them a PM.

Shitty analogy but I feel like a Titanic lifeboat captain going back toward where the boat was to look for survivors

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