Re: Random Ramblings

by **Turtleneck** 2014-09-22, 21:56

y2kMgrad wrote:Fact: Bells Two-Hearted is the greatest beer ever produced.

i bet the RR and BH eras have been an excuse to test and compare several beers.

by **The_Dude** 2014-09-22, 22:00

SCum sucks!

by **y2kMgrad** 2014-09-24, 21:33

I forgot how hard it is to take care of a newborn at night. How can you be fast asleep in my arms and then scream at the top your lungs 5 minutes later when I put you in the bassinet?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-24, 21:42

y2kMgrad wrote:I forgot how hard it is to take care of a newborn at night. How can you be fast asleep in my arms and then scream at the top your lungs 5 minutes later when I put you in the bassinet?

your life as you knew it with one is over. Kiss the next two years at minimum good bye.

by **y2kMgrad** 2014-09-24, 21:46

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

your life as you knew it with one is over. Kiss the next two years at minimum good bye.

yeah I thought it would be easier this time around since we've already done it but nope. No sleep for me.

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-24, 21:47

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

your life as you knew it with one is over. Kiss the next two years at minimum good bye.

Fuck that. 6 at least.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-24, 22:00

Rocinante wrote:

Fuck that. 6 at least.

Fuck you! I need to see some light at the end of this tunnel.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-24, 22:02

y2kMgrad wrote:

yeah I thought it would be easier this time around since we've already done it but nope. No sleep for me.

It's more than sleep.

My kids are awesome and I love them more than anything.

But man, life was easy with just one. Can't even imagine having 3+.

by **The_Dude** 2014-09-24, 23:05

Legends is a decent tv show

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-09-25, 05:00

The_Dude wrote:Legends is a decent tv show

It's OK, but I was expecting better. Sean Bean is great. Ali Landry's character bugs me.

by **GirbaudJeans** 2014-09-25, 11:46

Why does this board constantly log me out ?

by **Ass Dan** 2014-09-25, 11:51

GirbaudJeans wrote:Why does this board constantly log me out ?

We hate you

by **GirbaudJeans** 2014-09-25, 12:24

Ass Dan wrote:

We hate you

Welcome to the club.

by **InTenSity** 2014-09-25, 15:19

'Food Safety' is the biggest ****ing fraud in the fresh food business.

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-25, 16:11

InTenSity wrote:'Food Safety' is the biggest ****ing fraud in the fresh food business.

Eggs come out of chicken's butts.

by **The Pantry** 2014-09-25, 20:04

How do shoes end up in the road? See them more often than seems normal.

by **Rocinante** 2014-09-25, 22:47

The Pantry wrote:How do shoes end up in the road? See them more often than seems normal.

It's a sign from God.

by Bill Cain 2014-09-25, 22:53

My balls are always sweating..........always. No matter how much I clean it, no matter how much deodorant I swipe underneath my sack, it will always smell like an underground workshop in Beijing.

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by **Rocinante** 2014-09-25, 22:55

Bill Cain wrote:My balls are always sweating..........always. No matter how much I clean it, no matter how much deodorant I swipe underneath my sack, it will always smell like an underground workshop in Beijing.

That's... Unfortunate.

by **InTenSity** 2014-09-25, 22:56

Bill Cain wrote:My balls are always sweating..........always. No matter how much I clean it, no matter how much deodorant I swipe underneath my sack, it will always smell like an underground workshop in Beijing.

Apparently you're a huge asshole.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2014-09-25, 23:01

Bill Cain wrote:My balls are always sweating..........always. No matter how much I clean it, no matter how much deodorant I swipe underneath my sack, it will always smell like an underground workshop in Beijing.

That's ****ing disgusting, brah.

by Bill Cain 2014-09-25, 23:16

Hold me Swill

I need a solution.

by **Death Roe** 2014-09-25, 23:18

Bill Cain wrote:You'll never know the feeling of having a hot chick enthusiastically give you head and then after sucking your dick for only a minute, having to see that depressed look on her face as she suddenly stops because it tastes and smells so bad.

Hold me Swill

You don't wash your genitals? Loser.

by Bill Cain 2014-09-25, 23:19

Death Roe wrote:

You don't wash your genitals? Loser.

I wash them twice a day asshole. I can't control the sauna that's in my pants.

by **Death Roe** 2014-09-25, 23:20

Bill Cain wrote:

I wash them twice a day asshole.

You obviously don't if they smell like cheese.

by Bill Cain 2014-09-25, 23:21

Death Roe wrote:

You obviously don't if they smell like cheese.

I'm a sweaty guy.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-09-25, 23:22

Bill Cain wrote:My balls are always sweating..........always. No matter how much I clean it, no matter how much deodorant I swipe underneath my sack, it will always smell like an underground workshop in Beijing.

There's a thread about this. And I hooked you assholes up, but everyone here is apparently too poor/dumb to roll with it.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-10-02, 05:57

Why are chickens used in so many metaphors?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don't count your chickens...
The chickens came home to roost

About that, where exactly did the chickens go? It's not like they could have gone very far. Chickens don't ****ing fly much.

by **AMwood** 2014-10-02, 06:01

Floyd Robertson wrote:Why are chickens used in so many metaphors?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don't count your chickens...
The chickens came home to roost

About that, where exactly did the chickens go? It's not like they could have gone very far. Chickens don't ****ing fly much.

fuck chickens

by 75alum 2014-10-02, 07:35

WBill wrote:Did you know a collection of ducks in one location is called a 'brace'

........and a field full of sheep is called a harem

by **DWags** 2014-10-02, 08:00

75alum wrote:

........and a field full of sheep is called a harum

Sheep lie.

by **AMwood** 2014-10-02, 08:09

75alum wrote:

........and a field full of sheep is called a harum

in nebraska

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-10-02, 08:22

AMwood wrote:

fuck chickens

That's what I'm sayin'

by Radio Raheem 2014-10-02, 20:40

Heartland is, by far, the best song on Rattle and Hum.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-10-04, 06:51

You know what sucks? It's 7AM and still dark outside.

by Radio Raheem 2014-10-04, 13:58

Ameer Abdullah listens to John Mayer.

by Radio Raheem 2014-10-05, 10:17

October: The month when a bunch of fat ass women block all the streets for their inconsequential breast cancer awareness runs.

by **InTenSity** 2014-10-05, 10:26

I think I'm still drunk.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2014-10-15, 20:13

Been watching Gotham and got me wondering, when did such violence on network TV start in the 8PM hour?

by **Dendrobates** 2014-10-16, 10:11

Floyd Robertson wrote:You know what sucks? It's 7AM and still dark outside.

Yea, it's been screwing up my sleep schedule. I can't seem to adjust lately.

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