Re: Oh, Michigan

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2018-11-20, 08:58

LooseGoose wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I was just stunned at the lack of discretion is all. It’s not normal.

The need for discretion at all is a result of our repressive laws regarding sex.

He probably doesn’t want to free the nipple either. Should we ban nude beaches, Steve?

by **steveschneider** 2018-11-20, 09:05

Prostitution is illegal. Just found it weird that a criminal operation can advertise on the highway.

by Guest 2018-11-20, 09:09

steveschneider wrote:Prostitution is illegal. Just found it weird that a criminal operation can advertise on the highway.

No one forced you to stop.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2018-11-20, 09:19

I have started noticing that there is one in almost every strip mall in Troy and Madison Heights. They all have the curtains drawn and you can't see in. It makes me Oh, Michigan - Page 4 502811600

a bit.

by AvgMSUJoe 2018-11-20, 09:46

Thinking about it, their entire business model is based on being able to spot a cop vs. a perv... nice.

by **steveschneider** 2018-11-20, 09:49

LooseGoose wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Prostitution is illegal. Just found it weird that a criminal operation can advertise on the highway.

No one forced you to stop.

I know. My whole point is it’s just odd that there is a billboard for a place like that. Not starting a debate about the morality of it all. In all my travels I’ve never noticed a sign like that which is just so blatantly out in the open off the side of a major highway is all.

by Guest 2018-11-20, 09:51

steveschneider wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

No one forced you to stop.

I know. My whole point is it’s just odd that their is a billboard for a place like that. Not starting a debate about the morality of it all. In all my travels I’ve never noticed a sign like that which is just so blatantly out in the open off the side of a major highway is all.

I remember a sign in WV that said "beer & tits" for a strip club. I respect that type of honest marketing.

by **steveschneider** 2018-11-20, 09:58

LooseGoose wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I know. My whole point is it’s just odd that their is a billboard for a place like that. Not starting a debate about the morality of it all. In all my travels I’ve never noticed a sign like that which is just so blatantly out in the open off the side of a major highway is all.

I remember a sign in WV that said "beer & tits" for a strip club. I respect that type of honest marketing.

That’s hilarious.

by Guest 2018-11-20, 10:40

...ok then...

EMU group ends 'The Vagina Monologues,' citing exclusion of some women

The survey was launched as a result of conversations with current students, as well as feedback from a WRC workshop titled "Not all women have vaginas," during the 2017-18 academic year.

According to the WRC, both brought up conflicting ideas and concerns about the effectiveness and relevance of "The Vagina Monologues," an episodic play written by activist Eve Ensler in 1994, offering a series of first-person narratives in which women speak about their vaginas.

"This created a need to ask the question: Do we still need 'The Vagina Monologues?' And, are 'The Vagina Monologues' still relevant to next generation feminists?" the email from the WRC says.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2018-11-20, 13:27

LooseGoose wrote:...ok then...

EMU group ends 'The Vagina Monologues,' citing exclusion of some women

The survey was launched as a result of conversations with current students, as well as feedback from a WRC workshop titled "Not all women have vaginas," during the 2017-18 academic year.

According to the WRC, both brought up conflicting ideas and concerns about the effectiveness and relevance of "The Vagina Monologues," an episodic play written by activist Eve Ensler in 1994, offering a series of first-person narratives in which women speak about their vaginas.

"This created a need to ask the question: Do we still need 'The Vagina Monologues?' And, are 'The Vagina Monologues' still relevant to next generation feminists?" the email from the WRC says.

I have no idea what any of that means, but I suspect my SJW daughter would be more than happy to explain it all to me.

by **DWags** 2018-12-03, 19:16

Ludington mom arrested for letting daughters sleep and camp out in the local Walmart.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-28, 20:44

Genius shows up to shoplift three times in one night from the same Walmart.
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/05/28/walmart-alpena-michigan-shoplifting-matthew-brown/1258299001/

by **tGreenWay** 2019-06-27, 18:33

Guy dies at a Midland landfill. Please don’t dump your wisecracks about this man’s death here—that would be considered trashy.

Man, 59, killed in accident at Midland landfill

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/06/27/midland-landfill-accident-death/1583865001/

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-06-27, 18:45

tGreenWay wrote:Guy dies at a Midland landfill. Please don’t dump your wisecracks about this man’s death here—that would be considered trashy.

Man, 59, killed in accident at Midland landfill

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/06/27/midland-landfill-accident-death/1583865001/

I think you bagged all the good wisecracks, the rest are just garbage.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-06-27, 19:37

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Guy dies at a Midland landfill. Please don’t dump your wisecracks about this man’s death here—that would be considered trashy.

Man, 59, killed in accident at Midland landfill

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/06/27/midland-landfill-accident-death/1583865001/

I think you bagged all the good wisecracks, the rest are just garbage.

We could recycle some of the old jokes. Oh, Michigan - Page 4 2599972566

by **Jake from State Farm** 2019-06-28, 08:20

A woman was killed Friday after a cement truck rolled on top of her car in Romulus, according to WDIV.

The accident happened shortly after 9 a.m., according to WXYZ-TV.

WDIV reported that the woman was heading east on Van Born Road and cut off the cement truck, which lost control and toppled over.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2019/06/21/romulus-cement-truck-merriman-van-born/1523341001/

Just tack two sheets of plywood together for a casket?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-07-25, 14:35

Man Fatally Shoots Escaped Alligator In Rural Michigan

Probably the last thing you expect to see while out collecting minnows.

Derrick Fells says he was collecting minnows Saturday in Tuscola County’s Dayton Township when he heard a “hissing” sound and the alligator tried to attack. Fells told officials he apparently startled the reptile, and it “turned on me.” He says he shot it with a pistol and called 911.

But hey it's Tuscola county.

Weird they also found Emus.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-07-25, 17:49

WTF is up with alligators in Michigan? Isnt this like the fourth or fifth in the past few months?

by **Rocinante** 2019-07-25, 19:11

He startled it and it turned and attacked. More like he fucked around with it and then shot it.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-08-26, 15:03

Off-duty cop spots man masturbating on his bike in Sterling Heights park

WTF Oh, Michigan - Page 4 502811600

by AvgMSUJoe 2019-08-26, 15:05

I too enjoy a nice bike ride.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-08-26, 15:09

As it turns out, the riding masturbator is from Warren so that explains it.

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by **Cameron** 2019-08-26, 15:38

Masturbating while riding is kind of impressive. Or maybe he's just better at riding a bike than I am.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-08-26, 15:44

Cameron wrote:Masturbating while riding is kind of impressive. Or maybe he's just better at riding a bike than I am.

I rode 48 miles round trip to Richmond and back last Friday and at no point to contemplate whipping it out and going to town. The logistics of it seem nightmarish. Admittedly, I'm too old to confidently ride without two hands on the bars.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-26, 15:50

I didn’t do it and you can’t prove it.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2019-08-26, 15:56

They should let him get off with a warning

by AvgMSUJoe 2019-08-26, 15:57

Cameron wrote:Masturbating while riding is kind of impressive. Or maybe he's just better at riding a bike than I am.

I couldn't focus on either well enough to do both at the same time. Seems like this dude should get a high paying pressure corporate gig with his ability to multitask.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-26, 16:02

by **tGreenWay** 2019-09-17, 20:17

Michigan woman bites off part of another Michigan woman’s ear in a case of unrequited love. Or lust. Whatever.

Cops: Drunk Rochester Hills woman bit off ear of woman who denied advances

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2019/09/17/rochester-hills-bite-face-ear/2352062001/

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-11-27, 15:11

umm.. is Goose well?

Northern Michigan man tells police that he'll shoot children running in his yard

by AvgMSUJoe 2019-11-27, 15:23

Robert J Sakimano wrote:umm.. is Goose well?

Northern Michigan man tells police that he'll shoot children running in his yard

This is just his god given right as a merican to shoot kids. I bet that's what he told them too. NRA forever.

by **kingstonlake** 2019-12-13, 07:24

Man robs escanaba Hardee’s so he can go back to jail. Wish granted.

by **steveschneider** 2019-12-13, 09:13

kingstonlake wrote:Man robs escanaba Hardee’s so he can go back to jail. Wish granted.

America is a very stupid country.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-12-13, 09:27

steveschneider wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Man robs escanaba Hardee’s so he can go back to jail. Wish granted.

America is a very stupid country.

Seriously, rob a Wendy's, much better hamburders.

by **kingstonlake** 2019-12-13, 09:31

Floyd Robertson wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

America is a very stupid country.

Seriously, rob a Wendy's, much better hamburders.

He gave the cashier a note saying he was robbing the restaurant then waited in the bathroom for the police to arrive. So technically, in the “new” America, no crime was committed.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-01-15, 08:13

Nice of them to not prosecute.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-01-15, 08:37

kingstonlake wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

Seriously, rob a Wendy's, much better hamburders.

He gave the cashier a note saying he was robbing the restaurant then waited in the bathroom for the police to arrive. So technically, in the “new” America, no crime was committed.

ARTICLE wrote:Wilson told a judge that he’s “lost the ability to function normally with society.”

Which poster?

by **The Pantry** 2020-08-25, 18:04

It’s illegal to climb on George Washington’s head — but that didn’t stop someone from trying, court documents show.

A climber from Michigan made it to the top of Mount Rushmore and onto George Washington’s head on Aug. 19, according to federal court documents filed Aug. 20. He then came tumbling down the cliff and crashed about 100 feet, according to officials.

Mount Rushmore climber plunges 100 feet off George Washington’s head, officials say

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-25, 19:28

The Pantry wrote:
It’s illegal to climb on George Washington’s head — but that didn’t stop someone from trying, court documents show.

A climber from Michigan made it to the top of Mount Rushmore and onto George Washington’s head on Aug. 19, according to federal court documents filed Aug. 20. He then came tumbling down the cliff and crashed about 100 feet, according to officials.

Mount Rushmore climber plunges 100 feet off George Washington’s head, officials say

Yeah, $1,530 out of pocket isnt going to deter the people hellbent on making that climb if they’re fine with disregarding the law. If my goal is to stand on George’s head, I’m looking at that fine as being totally worth it.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-08-25, 19:28

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