Re: Oh, Michigan

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-10, 14:27

DWags wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Michigan Man Sets Self On Fire Trying To Exterminate Bees

I swear this happens a couple of times of year in various parts of the country and no one ever learns.

Always a buzz around these stories.

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-10, 15:36

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:

Always a buzz around these stories.

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2017-08-10, 15:47

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-08-10, 15:57

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.

No need to be spewing venom here.

by **DWags** 2017-08-10, 16:32

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not funny. Not needed.

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

Bad puns about tragedies make me break out in hives.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-10, 17:05

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

The guy's wife was on him to get through his honey do list.

Not funny. Not needed.

We'll see. I'll comb through the comments to see what others said.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-10, 17:33

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Not funny. Not needed.

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

Especially since it was a member of this board that died.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-10, 19:15

Turtleneck wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:

yeah guys too soon, those puns really sting

Especially since it was a member of this board that died.

Are you talking about the Jewish guy or the WASP?

by **DWags** 2017-08-10, 19:23

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Especially since it was a member of this board that died.

Are you talking about the Jewish guy or the WASP?

Winner.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2017-08-10, 20:19

gHost Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:Yep, I'm thinking a shit ton of accidents are caused by spiders and bees in cars.
Got stung by six hornets while driving across Wyoming a few years ago with the top down on my Jeep

Not surprising since a hornet can do about 20 mph.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-08-21, 07:32

Mom Facing Charges After Leaving Kids Locked In Car While Gambling At Detroit Casino

Don't go gambling with your kids' lives.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-24, 18:41

Don't huff and drive, and especially don't huff while you drive.
http://on.lsj.com/2xwpXfJ

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-08-24, 19:35

tGreenWay wrote:Don't huff and drive, and especially don't huff while you drive.
http://on.lsj.com/2xwpXfJ

TIL huffing is still a thing.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-24, 19:37

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Don't huff and drive, and especially don't huff while you drive.
http://on.lsj.com/2xwpXfJ

TIL huffing is still a thing.

When did you give it up?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-08-24, 19:38

Turtleneck wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

TIL huffing is still a thing.

When did you give it up?

Before it was all the rage.

by **Turtleneck** 2017-08-24, 20:23

Floyd is such a hipster. Gave up huffing when it became mainstream.

by Triple Sparty 2017-08-24, 23:31

Was a thread where intensity queued the Miami gamer in twenty twenty-one and likely I'll be there.

by **InTenSity** 2017-08-25, 08:18

Triple Sparty wrote:Was a thread where intensity queued the Miami gamer in twenty twenty-one and likely I'll be there.

Nice!

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-08-29, 07:25

Michigan Woman Gets Life For Murder In Parrot Case

WHITE CLOUD, Mich. (WWJ/AP) – A 49-year-old Michigan woman has been sentenced to life in prison for the shooting death of her husband in a crime apparently witnessed by the man’s pet parrot.

by **DWags** 2017-08-29, 21:35

Two women in a Novi Walmart get in a fight over the last notebook left for school supplies for their kids. One pulls a gun, hiliarity ensues.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-29, 22:43

DWags wrote:Two women in a Novi Walmart get in a fight over the last notebook left for school supplies for their kids. One pulls a gun, hiliarity ensues.

Further proof that an armed society is a polite society.

Aaaaaaaand... tBin.

by Senior Dickfist 2017-08-30, 09:07

tGreenWay wrote:
DWags wrote:Two women in a Novi Walmart get in a fight over the last notebook left for school supplies for their kids. One pulls a gun, hiliarity ensues.

Further proof that an armed society is a polite society.

Aaaaaaaand... tBin.

Way to go tGreenWay.

#BanGreenWay

by **tGreenWay** 2017-08-30, 09:58

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Further proof that an armed society is a polite society.

Aaaaaaaand... tBin.

Way to go tGreenWay.

#BanGreenWay

You're a Turtleneck lackey.

by Senior Dickfist 2017-08-30, 10:06

by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-12, 02:43

He wanted to keep the puppy, but mom said no, so he shot her while she slept.
http://on.lsj.com/2y0nE5S

Conclusion: Florida-level response.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2017-09-12, 09:36

tGreenWay wrote:He wanted to keep the puppy, but mom said no, so he shot her while she slept.
http://on.lsj.com/2y0nE5S

Conclusion: Florida-level response.

slugs not pugs.

by **DWags** 2017-09-12, 09:59

em, the real important thing here is, "How is the fucking puppy?" The rest of the story is just white noise.

by **goodbar** 2017-09-12, 11:00

they will pry my puppy from my cold dead hands.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-12, 11:03

goodbar wrote:they will pry my puppy from my cold dead hands.

Pup prolly ate your face off as a snack while waiting for help.

by **goodbar** 2017-09-12, 11:07

tGreenWay wrote:
goodbar wrote:they will pry my puppy from my cold dead hands.

Pup prolly ate your face off as a snack while waiting for help.

hey, its not his fault. i got a free trial size pack of bath salts milkbones in the mail and i really shoulda just thrown them in the trash. you know how new stuff really messes with dogs' systems.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-09-12, 11:18

goodbar wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Pup prolly ate your face off as a snack while waiting for help.

hey, its not his fault. i got a free trial size pack of bath salts milkbones in the mail and i really shoulda just thrown them in the trash. you know how new stuff really messes with dogs' systems.

Tell me about it. Once I see another trail of liquishits on the sidewalk, I know I can follow it to the next half-eaten dog owner. It's happening all over EL. On the upside, there's some swanky new homes going up for sale soon.

by Guest 2017-10-17, 14:39

Former school administrator not to attend open casket funerals

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-10-17, 14:46

LooseGoose wrote:Former school administrator not to attend open casket funerals

WTF is wrong with people.

I guess it's better than when I assumed he climbed in the casket.

by Senior Dickfist 2017-10-17, 14:48

No shit. I thought I was reading an article from The Onion for a second.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-10-20, 08:22

WTMFH is wrong with these kids?

Several teens in custody for throwing rocks on I-75 that killed man

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-10-20, 08:27

Floyd Robertson wrote:WTMFH is wrong with these kids?

Several teens in custody for throwing rocks on I-75 that killed man

by **Wally Fairway** 2017-11-16, 08:15

Cops fighting with Cops in Detroit, as 2 drug operation cross paths

http://www.detroitnews.com/media/cinematic/video/107688698/detroit-police-officers-fight-each-other/

by Guest 2018-02-05, 08:57

Man with hammer enters churches and tells people to repent, police say

Stranger kicks in door and bites, punches surprised resident

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-02-05, 09:10

LooseGoose wrote:Man with hammer enters churches and tells people to repent, police say

Stranger kicks in door and bites, punches surprised resident

What kind of hammer? You can do a hell of a lot more damage with a claw hammer, but you look way cooler toting around a 16 pound sledge.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-02-21, 08:01

Man Burns Down Home In Attempt To Remove Skunks

Didn't learn from the Grand Rapids squirrel dude, that stinks.

FERNDALE (WWJ/AP) – A man who was just trying to get some skunks to leave him alone ended up burning down the rental home where he was living.

The man told investigators he had enough with the skunks, who made a home in his crawlspace, and was attempting to drive them out with a smoke bomb when things went awry.

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