Random Ramblings

steveschneider wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

i'll take it

The cat destroyed it. If you are in the state of NY and have a pickup truck PM me.

i'm standing in your driveway right now

DWags wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

i'll take it

I'd take one of those lights to it first. Look for stains under the light. Blood and semen.

lol!

Banks2Mason wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

The cat destroyed it. If you are in the state of NY and have a pickup truck PM me.

i'm standing in your driveway right now

This is starting to read like the Saturday Night Live sketch with John Mulaney and Pete Davidson.

GRR Spartan wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

i'm standing in your driveway right now

This is starting to read like the Saturday Night Live sketch with John Mulaney and Pete Davidson.

THE MULE

Baking soda for 24 hours on a rug, then vacuum. Will it really get the odor out?

(insert Big Lebowski joke here)

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Baking soda for 24 hours on a rug, then vacuum. Will it really get the odor out?

(insert Big Lebowski joke here)

What kind of odor are we talking about?

steveschneider wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Baking soda for 24 hours on a rug, then vacuum. Will it really get the odor out?

(insert Big Lebowski joke here)

What kind of odor are we talking about?

Rougned

Hope it's not bong water.

Banks2Mason wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

What kind of odor are we talking about?

Rougned

That’s Stinky.

It’s difficult not to notice that official Washington has rejected use of the word “Request” and inserted “Ask” in its place. The verbal tick has since been picked up by the media elites covering their DC friends, which means it will be in everyday lexicon shortly.

Non-Swill Bin example: “Many Spartan fans want Mark Dantonio to resign before he’s eligible for a $4 million bonus in January. However, the coach’s supporters believe that’s too big an ask of the longtime MSU football coach.”

tGreenWay wrote:It’s difficult not to notice that official Washington has rejected use of the word “Request” and inserted “Ask” in its place. The verbal tick has since been picked up by the media elites covering their DC friends, which means it will be in everyday lexicon shortly.

Non-Swill Bin example: “Many Spartan fans want Mark Dantonio to resign before he’s eligible for a $4 million bonus in January. However, the coach’s supporters believe that’s too big an ask of the longtime MSU football coach.”

it's pronounced "ax"

Banks2Mason wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:It’s difficult not to notice that official Washington has rejected use of the word “Request” and inserted “Ask” in its place. The verbal tick has since been picked up by the media elites covering their DC friends, which means it will be in everyday lexicon shortly.

Non-Swill Bin example: “Many Spartan fans want Mark Dantonio to resign before he’s eligible for a $4 million bonus in January. However, the coach’s supporters believe that’s too big an ask of the longtime MSU football coach.”

it's pronounced "ax"

That’s real Washington, not official Washington.

Banks2Mason wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:It’s difficult not to notice that official Washington has rejected use of the word “Request” and inserted “Ask” in its place. The verbal tick has since been picked up by the media elites covering their DC friends, which means it will be in everyday lexicon shortly.

Non-Swill Bin example: “Many Spartan fans want Mark Dantonio to resign before he’s eligible for a $4 million bonus in January. However, the coach’s supporters believe that’s too big an ask of the longtime MSU football coach.”

it's pronounced "ax"

God, when people say that, it drives me fucking crazy.

Every now and then I got sucked into one of these long drive videos which is pure golf porn.

https://youtu.be/bW72cZW4Cfk

Would love to see what kind of short game these guys have.

Dendrobates wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

it's pronounced "ax"

God, when people say that, it drives me fucking crazy.

I seen lots of people say that

Banks2Mason wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

What kind of odor are we talking about?

Rougned

That Odor can really punch someone in the face.

I have a fenced in back yard. Most dogs (big dogs) like being outside for a significant amount of time . Not mine. She loves being outside, only if we are with her. Otherwise, it's quick bathroom duty and she barks to come inside. Except if it's at night. She wants to come inside, but refuses to bark at night. It's interesting, and I assume it's some instinct trait to not give away her location.
But it's kinda funny, because we "forget" about her at night. She could be out for a half hour at a time, and we wish we could do that during the day.

Dendrobates wrote:I have a fenced in back yard. Most dogs (big dogs) like being outside for a significant amount of time . Not mine. She loves being outside, only if we are with her. Otherwise, it's quick bathroom duty and she barks to come inside. Except if it's at night. She wants to come inside, but refuses to bark at night. It's interesting, and I assume it's some instinct trait to not give away her location.
But it's kinda funny, because we "forget" about her at night. She could be out for a half hour at a time, and we wish we could do that during the day.

That’s interesting. I’d never considered that possibility for dogs.

Need a new winter coat. Can’t believe how expensive a lot of these brand names are. Thought I found something from Marmot at 30% off, but the reviews are highly critical of the small openings for pockets and hand warming, so I’ll keep looking. I hate this.

tGreenWay wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:I have a fenced in back yard. Most dogs (big dogs) like being outside for a significant amount of time . Not mine. She loves being outside, only if we are with her. Otherwise, it's quick bathroom duty and she barks to come inside. Except if it's at night. She wants to come inside, but refuses to bark at night. It's interesting, and I assume it's some instinct trait to not give away her location.
But it's kinda funny, because we "forget" about her at night. She could be out for a half hour at a time, and we wish we could do that during the day.

That’s interesting. I’d never considered that possibility for dogs.

I know last summer she freaked the fuck out one night. Didn’t understand what was going on until we heard them howling. They’re are definitely all around the suburbs, and now I’ve seen a few here and there in the area. I don’t see them causing an issue with my golden retriever, but someone’s outdoor cat/little dog, it would be. In fact, on our neighborhood app, someone said one just got their yorkie last night.

tGreenWay wrote:Need a new winter coat. Can’t believe how expensive a lot of these brand names are. Thought I found something from Marmot at 30% off, but the reviews are highly critical of the small openings for pockets and hand warming, so I’ll keep looking. I hate this.

Even non name brands they are expensive! I didn’t realize it myself, until I bought a new one last year . I wear mine until too many holes keep popping up and it’s pointless repairing it.

It really makes you appreciate it, and think about donating when they say they need kids/adult coats for the needy.

tGreenWay wrote:Need a new winter coat. Can’t believe how expensive a lot of these brand names are. Thought I found something from Marmot at 30% off, but the reviews are highly critical of the small openings for pockets and hand warming, so I’ll keep looking. I hate this.  

I was shopping for new coats last month and two things hit me. They're expensive and every brand has the same stupid horizontal ribbed design of which I am not a fan as it makes everyone look like the Michelin man regardless of body size.

So I went with this https://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/32937 in black.

It might not be the warmest thing in the 3rd week of January but I think after layering up it will be ok. So far it's been good down into the 20s when I take the dog for her walk.

Dendrobates wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Need a new winter coat. Can’t believe how expensive a lot of these brand names are. Thought I found something from Marmot at 30% off, but the reviews are highly critical of the small openings for pockets and hand warming, so I’ll keep looking. I hate this.

Even non name brands they are expensive! I didn’t realize it myself, until I bought a new one last year . I wear mine until too many holes keep popping up and it’s pointless repairing it.

It really makes you appreciate it, and think about donating when they say they need kids/adult coats for the needy.

Yeah, I’ve had mine in for repairs to zippers a couple of times. It’s time to replace this one. I think extending the life of the coat is the main reason why I had such sticker shock, because it’s been a few years since I last looked at prices. On the upside, I know a guy who collects coats for veterans down on their luck, so I’ll get the zipper replaced again and send it on its way.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Need a new winter coat. Can’t believe how expensive a lot of these brand names are. Thought I found something from Marmot at 30% off, but the reviews are highly critical of the small openings for pockets and hand warming, so I’ll keep looking. I hate this.  

I was shopping for new coats last month and two things hit me. They're expensive and every brand has the same stupid horizontal ribbed design of which I am not a fan as it makes everyone look like the Michelin man regardless of body size.

So I went with this https://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/32937 in black.

It might not be the warmest thing in the 3rd week of January but I think after layering up it will be ok. So far it's been good down into the 20s when I take the dog for her walk.

I like that, but already have one similar. I’m looking for the hip length insulated that will keep me cozy in that third week of January. I’d love if it was waterproof. Even better if it was windproof, but I know that’s going to make the coat cost more than my first used car. No sale.

I'd like to see Clint Eastwood direct a comedy called "Dirty Harry Potter-Callahan" featuring Daniel Radcliffe. Emma Watson in the Sondra Locke roll.

Greenway, you have a Uniqlo out there any where? I bought one of their jackets and have been pretty happy with it. It is warm and durable.

So my buddies girlfriend has an incredibly long tongue. And she likes to show it off.

kingstonlake wrote:So my buddies girlfriend has an incredibly long tongue. And she likes to show it off.

Then posting a pic should be no problem.

kingstonlake wrote:So my buddies girlfriend has an incredibly long tongue. And she likes to show it off.

And now you can't spank the monkey without thinking of the possibilities?

Floyd Robertson wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:So my buddies girlfriend has an incredibly long tongue. And she likes to show it off.

Then posting a pic should be no problem.

Let me pixel the face first.

kingstonlake wrote:

You puke on her hat?

Yeah, that's kinda long.

Could you imagine that jail sexing your ass? Ouch. LOL

That could be a real taint tickler

The Pantry wrote:That could be a real taint tickler

Someday I’ll ask. LOL

kingstonlake wrote:Could you imagine that jail sexing your ass? Ouch. LOL

Does she have a taste for poop?

tGreenWay wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Could you imagine that jail sexing your ass? Ouch. LOL

Does she have a taste for poop?

I’ll ask if shes ever opened one of your threads.

The Pantry wrote:I'd like to see Clint Eastwood direct a comedy called "Dirty Harry Potter-Callahan" featuring Daniel Radcliffe. Emma Watson in the Sondra Locke roll.

Sounds like a porno I could get into.

kingstonlake wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Does she have a taste for poop?

I’ll ask if shes ever opened one of your threads.

sorry greenway... that was pretty funny