Re: Let's test the limits guys. RE: Legends of the other place.

by Bizarro Fletch 2014-05-07, 16:47

CORNER BLITZ wrote:2 schticks I'd like to see come back:
Bolley - I hope i dint say this official lost traylor...
Malibu Man

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Board Stories
Slickster - I think he was less troll and more moran. Most trolls that got caught had other posters find their personal info online...slick just straight up posted his. He had been annoying the board for some time with complete and total nonsense - usually detailing how upset he was with the latest Phil of the Future episode. Most posters hated him and got into DSFs trying to educate/shut him tF up. Slick would usually come back asking to be confronted in person and one day posted his (and his dads) exact seats to a basketball game. IIRC, it was phoneman that posted a note on his seat for his dad letting him know how batshit crazy his kid was online

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zzy - Former student basketball manager that completely lost his shit when Heath Ledger died. Ozzy started a thread late at night about how deeply Heath Ledger's death affected him...and the result was that he was going to give up football. You see, one day at a bar Ozzy was watching MSU v Wisconsin in basketball when Heath Ledger just so happened to be at the same bar. Instantly the two made a connection over MSU basketball and Heath began watching with Ozzy. When Neitzel hit a 3 late in the game, Heath gave Ozzy a high five. You can see how this connection during a basketball game would cause one to give up watching football...cant you? In typical fashion, the thread turned into a BTP completely roasting him.
Best quote was from Pocket_Aces (i believe) "I wouldn't give up football if my wife was killed by a football".
The piling on became a bit much, so any mention started to get squashed and new threads ripping him would get deleted. However, there was one "new poster" (schtick of mitch cumstein I believe) going by that name of 'Ennis del Mar' that was subtly posting about ozzy's metldown. Died laughing when I googled the name Ennis del Mar and now feel awkward if it ever comes up in a conversation that I know the name of that character...
And last but not least, ozzy later admitted that there was no encounter with Heath
I've seen a lot of people get destroyed, but ozzy's meltdown has to be one of the worst

I don't have a long history of schticks on tRCMB, but I can claim credit for Ennis del Mar. It took a solid year for me to get tired of making Heath Ledger jokes at Ozy's expense. Probably my favorite RCMB thread ever.

by Bizarro Fletch 2014-05-07, 16:49

BTW, didn't Ozy also have some strange obsession with Bonnie Bernstein? I think he was a basketball manager and then got an internship at CBS Sports holding cables for sideline cameras or something. I seem to recall him developing a creepy crush on Bonnie as a result.

by I Still Hate Weber State 2014-05-07, 16:54

I Still Hate Weber State wrote:

I'm pretty sure this is Ozy:

https://twitter.com/GWBiscuit

I saw him tweet at Rexrode one time and it just seemed like him. Looks like he tweets at celebrities all the time which makes me even more convinced it's him.

Yep, definitely him:

http://noise.typepad.com/hey_joe/2012/03/how-msu-manages.html

George Wishart, CBS broadcast associate

by **Rocinante** 2014-05-07, 16:59

Probably enough. Leave him be.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-07, 17:00

Bizarro Fletch wrote:BTW, didn't Ozy also have some strange obsession with Bonnie Bernstein? I think he was a basketball manager and then got an internship at CBS Sports holding cables for sideline cameras or something. I seem to recall him developing a creepy crush on Bonnie as a result.

Story is in here somewhere. He started a thread about asking her to go Christmas shopping with him. Kid busted him out on it. Bernstein. Christmas. Hmm. He may not have thought that one through.

by Bizarro Fletch 2014-05-07, 17:08

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Story is in here somewhere. He started a thread about asking her to go Christmas shopping with him. Kid busted him out on it. Bernstein. Christmas. Hmm. He may not have thought that one through.

I have a hunch that wasn't the only issue with his game.

by Bizarro Fletch 2014-05-07, 17:12

I Still Hate Weber State wrote:

I'm pretty sure this is Ozy:

https://twitter.com/GWBiscuit

I saw him tweet at Rexrode one time and it just seemed like him. Looks like he tweets at celebrities all the time which makes me even more convinced it's him.

Looks like Ozy found an outlet for his addiction to hearing himself talk post-RCMB. 22K Tweets?!?! Shocked

by The Matador 2014-05-09, 06:33

In 2001 or 2002, we had a football player named Marcus Waters. Marcus was very fast, but very very dumb. He got suspended or kicked off the team in the fall of the previous year. Leo Spaceman posted a rumor that he was good friends with Waters, and he would be back on the team the next fall, but Bobby wanted to keep it on the DL. It caused Comp at the time to freak out because he had been "scooped", and caused John Lewandowski (SID) to come onto the RCMB to post the rumor had absolutely no basis.

Waters never returned to the team, but it showed the power of the RCMB early on.

by DITKA 2014-05-11, 00:17

Great read. I joined tRCMB back around 2002, what I always considered the 'prime' of its existence. It is in essence the very lifeblood that I see this board has begun.

Every day was an engaging one, whether it was the Taters tating, giving GBSpartan shit (Trevors brother), or the whole SSPM ordeal with the real Brian McGrain running for office and throwing a fit?

And who could forget Spartan G_apple. Bolley's gems. Enorme's foreign insight, Fluff's smileys.

Epic journey.

by Bill S. Preston, Esquire 2014-05-11, 02:17

Great stuff. I feel like things get out of hand quickly around here.

by Spartan G. Thug 2014-05-11, 14:16

Not that i'm looking for this psycho, but where's OWO?

by Herbie Green 2014-05-11, 20:10

Crazy Jim9 wrote:

Another good one was when Herb Greenboy told everybody that would listen that drafting Darko would be a huge mistake that would haunt the Pistons for years to come. The attacks led against Herb Greenboy were ever-present and relentless after every single post he made, no matter the subject, and he eventually left the board.

I had thought that it was mainly the taters that ran him off the board, but I just can't remember for sure.

This is mostly true although I never shied away from taking an unpopular opinion. Kid Wok/Fear t Fro was my nemesis but I think deep down we respected each other. He had all the Piston slappies behind him and told me he wanted to be a scout someday. Let's test the limits guys. RE: Legends of the other place. - Page 9 502811600

Let's test the limits guys. RE: Legends of the other place. - Page 9 502811600

I was also Big Green Stick. At some point I lost my password or got lost in the transition and actually became Big Green Stick. I couldn't resist responding to posts and would do so out of character. Then when they switched to 247 I wasn't going to deal with it.Took a year or two off and then sure enough got roped in again and posting as CV Burrito.

by **Mentalstate** 2014-05-11, 20:18

When tRCMB was really going, I used to get into days-long fights with Tanner, never realizing he was mentally challenged and also a nice guy who just likes to argue like all lawyers. But literally, those threads would go for days, and they would be rich.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-11, 20:19

Herbie Green wrote:

This is mostly true although I never shied away from taking an unpopular opinion. Kid Wok/Fear t Fro was my nemesis but I think deep down we respected each other. He had all the Piston slappies behind him and told me he wanted to be a scout someday.

I was also Big Green Stick. At some point I lost my password or got lost in the transition and actually became Big Green Stick. I couldn't resist responding to posts and would do so out of character. Then when they switched to 247 I wasn't going to deal with it.Took a year or two off and then sure enough got roped in again and posting as CV Burrito.

Awesome. Welcome back Herb. You were BGS? One of my favorite all time shticks. Do you still pick up your whiskey at the gas station in Perry and slam it on your way home? There was a BGS posting recently on 247.

by Sparty2QP 2014-05-11, 20:26

Ozy felt the need to Champion a few causes and issues because he is an emotional guy.

That being said, I know him personally and he is a good dude. There were a few times where I wish I could have told hi to just let issues drop, but he chose to fight.

Doesnt change the fact that he is a really good person who would do just about anything for someone else.

At the end of the day, we would all hope our friends are as good of people as Ozy. Online, he may not seem that way sometimes.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-11, 20:53

Sparty2QP wrote:Ozy felt the need to Champion a few causes and issues because he is an emotional guy.

That being said, I know him personally and he is a good dude. There were a few times where I wish I could have told hi to just let issues drop, but he chose to fight.

Doesnt change the fact that he is a really good person who would do just about anything for someone else.

At the end of the day, we would all hope our friends are as good of people as Ozy. Online, he may not seem that way sometimes.

Sup bro. Good info on Ozy. I've generally thought he was a horrible person for the way he want after people, including the mentally handicapped (Slickster). Don't read the thread about Nick b/c I kinda went off on him there.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-11, 21:48

Sparty2QP wrote:Ozy felt the need to Champion a few causes and issues because he is an emotional guy.

That being said, I know him personally and he is a good dude. There were a few times where I wish I could have told hi to just let issues drop, but he chose to fight.

Doesnt change the fact that he is a really good person who would do just about anything for someone else.

At the end of the day, we would all hope our friends are as good of people as Ozy. Online, he may not seem that way sometimes.

He seemed to take things way too serious. Most of us are on here screwing. around. Just like I really couldn't care less if a dude likes to drop a piece of fruit in his overpriced beer or not. But creating a thread about it will cause small brained morons', like OTPT's, head to explode. Ozy never really understood that some people say he overreacted so they provoked it.

He also just tried too hard sometimes to "champion" causes as you say. "You changed my mind and made me see this differently. Thank you" said no one on a message board ever.

by Murphy Green 2014-05-11, 23:57

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
I remember, believe it was after the inaugural tRCMB 5-on-5, trying to get away from zy at the bars because he was drunk and creeping people out (both message board and non)...later then MSUChick77, myself and I think one other were eating at Bell's when he stumbled in and came up to us like we were best friends

Obviously I didn't stay as late as you that day/night since I left after BW3 but I had a very nice conversation with him. The person who creeped me out at BW3 that day was Steve Tui. ewwwww.

by Murphy Green 2014-05-12, 00:01

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Chick is much older than Ozy. She's my age (hence the '77). Never met Ozy but I think he's maybe 30 or so.

I knew Chick from undergrad. She lived down the street from us. One of my housemates was dating her housemate for about a year.

He's definitely "or so". He's around 34ish, could be 35 or 36. He was a manager for the bball team right around the National Championship.

by Herbie Green 2014-05-12, 00:30

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Awesome. Welcome back Herb. You were BGS? One of my favorite all time shticks. Do you still pick up your whiskey at the gas station in Perry and slam it on your way home? There was a BGS posting recently on 247.

BGS got banned after his last post "hey look at me I can post on an MSU message board". Meanwhile he got fired from his assistant football coach job and hit rock bottom. Now he says he is trying to turn his life around again.

by Tyler Durden 2014-05-12, 07:12

Herbie Green wrote:

BGS got banned after his last post "hey look at me I can post on an MSU message board". Meanwhile he got fired from his assistant football coach job and hit rock bottom. Now he says he is trying to turn his life around again.

Clearly needs to hit the whiskey and get the Perry Ramblers fired up again.

by MasonGuy 2014-05-12, 14:43

I liked the night that we tracked the plane flights to figure out who our next football coach was going to be. That was powerful stuff, kind of like tRCMB meets CSI. I liked it.

by Crazy Jim9 2014-05-12, 23:48

Herbie Green wrote:

This is mostly true although I never shied away from taking an unpopular opinion. Kid Wok/Fear t Fro was my nemesis but I think deep down we respected each other. He had all the Piston slappies behind him and told me he wanted to be a scout someday.

I was also Big Green Stick. At some point I lost my password or got lost in the transition and actually became Big Green Stick. I couldn't resist responding to posts and would do so out of character. Then when they switched to 247 I wasn't going to deal with it.Took a year or two off and then sure enough got roped in again and posting as CV Burrito.

Haha! My evil plan has worked! I have drawn you out and now I can say what I have wanted to say for years:

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE BEEN PROVEN TOTALLY WRONG ABOUT DARKO!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? YOU THINK THE PISTONS WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER OFF TO TAKE CARMELLO! WHAT A MAROOOOOON!!!!!!!

Let's test the limits guys. RE: Legends of the other place. - Page 9 502811600

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-13, 00:01

Here is your mea culpa, Herb. You were right. Darko sucked ass. My only two (meager) counterpoints are that given the intel, just about every other GM in the league would have made the same mistake, and that the Pistons may not have won the 2004 Title if they had to work a Carmelo/Bosh/Wade into the lineup.

GD, on second thought, typing that out makes me realize how ridiculous it sounds.

You win. Give me the 2004 Lions/Mike Williams draft proclamation over Ozy/mental and at least I'll feel whole again.

by **Mentalstate** 2014-05-13, 00:14

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Here is your mea culpa, Herb. You were right. Darko sucked ass. My only two (meager) counterpoints are that given the intel, just about every other GM in the league would have made the same mistake, and that the Pistons may not have won the 2004 Title if they had to work a Carmelo/Bosh/Wade into the lineup.

GD, on second thought, typing that out makes me realize how ridiculous it sounds.

You win. Give me the 2004 Lions/Mike Williams draft proclamation over Ozy/mental and at least I'll feel whole again.

For the record, Darko still has more rings than Melo. And they have something else in common: turn on the TV, who's not on it during the playoffs right now? Neither.

And for the record, Williams was a bust because he became a fat lard. Had a "revival" career like Mandarich, but was a bust for his BS, not talent. Dude liked eating much more than he liked exercising.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-05-13, 00:20

Mentalstate wrote:

For the record, Darko still has more rings than Melo. And they have something else in common: turn on the TV, who's not on it during the playoffs right now? Neither.

And for the record, Williams was a bust because he became a fat lard. Had a "revival" career like Mandarich, but was a bust for his BS, not talent. Dude liked eating much more than he liked exercising.

Let's be honest mental. The Lions could have drafted Joseph Stalin after taking Hitler and Mussolini in the two years prior and you would have been out in front of it, talking about how he had great hands and could turn and run.

I kinda wish I still liked the Lions that much.

by **Mentalstate** 2014-05-13, 00:49

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Let's be honest mental. The Lions could have drafted Joseph Stalin after taking Hitler and Mussolini in the two years prior and you would have been out in front of it, talking about how he had great hands and could turn and run.

I kinda wish I still liked the Lions that much.

No, Det can always do wrong. They can reach, they take take players they have zero need for. At that point, Det needed everything. Had Williams ever not been a fat ****, who knows how that pans out, just like Chuck having glass collarbones and weed addiction.

by tBlairWhiteProject 2014-05-13, 00:51

I am legend

by **InTenSity** 2014-07-25, 12:13

WBH has a few stories in here /bump

by Tyler Durden 2014-07-25, 13:20

I Still Hate Weber State wrote:

I'm pretty sure this is Ozy:

https://twitter.com/GWBiscuit

I saw him tweet at Rexrode one time and it just seemed like him. Looks like he tweets at celebrities all the time which makes me even more convinced it's him.

I missed some of this thread--holy shit:

George Wishart
@GWBiscuit

Tweets 29.2K
Photos/Videos 232
Following 458
Followers 324
Favorites 1,248

That tweet to follower ratio proves you have nothing to say that anyone IN THE ENTIRE WORLD wants to hear.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2014-07-25, 13:37

Tyler Durden wrote:
I missed some of this thread--holy shit:

George Wishart
@GWBiscuit

Tweets 29.2K
Photos/Videos 232
Following 458
Followers 324
Favorites 1,248

That tweet to follower ratio proves you have nothing to say that anyone IN THE ENTIRE WORLD wants to hear.

No kidding.

by RubberbandMan 2014-07-25, 16:46

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
if it was GGG, she might be attractive by anonymous internet sports message board standards.. which is to say overwhelmingly average in an underwhelming, ambivalent way.

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people, Bob. How dare you judge someone because they don't conform to your standard of aesthetics?

by **Rocinante** 2014-07-25, 17:06

So wait... Blanch got knocked out at a Tailgate? What's the story behind that?

by **tGreenWay** 2014-07-25, 18:21

RubberbandMan wrote:

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people, Bob. How dare you judge someone because they don't conform to your standard of aesthetics?

Soylent Green is people.

by **Blanch32** 2014-07-25, 18:30

Rocinante wrote:So wait... Blanch got knocked out at a Tailgate? What's the story behind that?

Lol. Simple the Rcmbers that aren't total pussies who hide behind their keyboard are total pussies in real life

by **Rocinante** 2014-07-25, 22:12

Blanch32 wrote:

Lol. Simple the Rcmbers that aren't total pussies who hide behind their keyboard are total pussies in real life

It sounds like you're calling yourself a pussy here....

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-07-25, 22:15

Blanch32 wrote:

Lol. Simple the Rcmbers that aren't total pussies who hide behind their keyboard are total pussies in real life

So are you saying everybody on tRCMB is a pussy? I just want to get clarification.

by **NigelUno** 2014-07-25, 22:28

Snake Plissken wrote:

So are you saying everybody on tRCMB is a pussy? I just want to get clarification.

I think he's saying he is a pussy.

by **Snake Plissken** 2014-07-25, 22:40

NigelUno wrote:

I think he's saying he is a pussy.

Okay...I can agree with that

by Herbie Green 2014-07-25, 22:55

Truth be told, Melo has been a dissapointment as well. He puts up big numbers and is an all-star and all that but you never even know if he is an asset or a liability for the team he plays on. You cant predict how a guy will respond to being a millionaire and I don't see that fire he had with Syracuse. I did see it in the Olympics but rarely in the NBA.
The season is just too long playing for shit teams I think he just cashed it in. Maybe he can suck it up and have a Mark Aguire type role before he is done.

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