Re: Random Ramblings

by **The Pantry** 2015-08-17, 22:48

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Nothing like dragging through some fucking art class for my last credits to graduate. This week gon' be fun.

You're dressing in drag for an art class?

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-08-17, 22:52

We just had new carpet installed, and now I don't want anybody walking on it. Except me.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-08-17, 22:54

The Pantry wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Nothing like dragging through some fucking art class for my last credits to graduate. This week gon' be fun.
You're dressing in drag for an art class?

I think I would rather do that than watch more videos narrated by this art snob

by HT 2015-08-17, 23:35

y2kMgrad wrote:We just had new carpet installed, and now I don't want anybody walking on it. Except me.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-08-17, 23:59

HT wrote:
y2kMgrad wrote:We just had new carpet installed, and now I don't want anybody walking on it. Except me.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

No. But I don't care.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-08-18, 13:13

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
You're dressing in drag for an art class?

I think I would rather do that than watch more videos narrated by this art snob

Update... I don't mind learning about art. Kinda interesting, actually.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-08-20, 18:58

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I think I would rather do that than watch more videos narrated by this art snob

Update... I don't mind learning about art. Kinda interesting, actually.

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by **DWags** 2015-08-20, 19:44

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Update... I don't mind learning about art. Kinda interesting, actually.

Done with classes! Let's get drunk

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-08-21, 12:28

My head hurts. Fuckin' two hearted man.

by **Giant Moose** 2015-08-21, 12:30

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:My head hurts. Fuckin' two hearted man.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2015-08-21, 12:37

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:My head hurts. Fuckin' two hearted man.

Rama and Rick's got me good last night

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-08-21, 12:41

Tim Wakefield wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:My head hurts. Fuckin' two hearted man.

Rama and Rick's got me good last night

You rubbing it in or what man?! Random Ramblings - Page 2 1896033241

I can only imagine it did, I wouldn't usually make it all the way to Ricks after a Rama. Those pitchers..uh.. can sneak up on ya

by Brock Middlebrook 2015-08-21, 12:58

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:

Rama and Rick's got me good last night

You rubbing it in or what man?!

I can only imagine it did, I wouldn't usually make it all the way to Ricks after a Rama. Those pitchers..uh.. can sneak up on ya

Crack open another one already

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-08-22, 11:31

10:50AM I'm walking into my dry cleaners, which is next to a Little Caesars, and some 320lb woman is walking out with a $5 Hot-n-Ready. Cause and effect, cause and effect.

by **xsanguine** 2015-08-22, 11:37

I was thinking about life and after life and really I dont like any of the after life philosophies. At least the ones i'm aware of anyway.

I think they just put way to much emphasis on this life. You got some that think I'll suffer for eternity because I'm not sorry I jerk off, I'm not sorry I hurt people I dont like others who think we have things to learn here... please, what the fuck are we gonna learn trapped in the body of a talking monkey in the scope of eternity?

I think lives are the equivalent of an amusement park ride, human life like a bumper car, cause with bumper cars you have some choice, but that choice, of course, is limited cause of the duration and confines of the ride.

Now some get in a car and it won't start, so they're stuck there unable to move or do cause they're trapped in a defective vessel.

Others take it seriously, and never really enjoy it. Some are scared and never make a move and then others get bumped and spend the whole ride obsessing about getting even. Still, others spend all their time thinking and forget to hit the fucken peddle and before they know it, the ride is over, what's the point?

I say if you were lucky enough to get in a properly functioning car, drive it like you stole it... do it with a smile, bump who you wanna bump, cause when the ride's over you either leave it smiling or you leave it unfulifiled. But it's just a ride and either way, whether shitty or good, how much does the memory of your last bumper car ride affect you, impact you?

Dont look for meaning in a bumper car ride, it's purpose is fun nothing more and remember no matter what you do here it ain't gonna matter. No one even talks about something as trivial as their last bumper car ride, let alone gets judged for it.

That's my religion, anyways.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-08-22, 11:44

xsanguine wrote:I was thinking about life and after life and really I dont like any of the after life philosophies. At least the ones i'm aware of anyway.

I think they just put way to much emphasis on this life. You got some that think I'll suffer for eternity because I'm not sorry I jerk off, I'm not sorry I hurt people I dont like others who think we have things to learn here... please, what the fuck are we gonna learn trapped in the body of a talking monkey in the scope of eternity?

I think lives are the equivalent of an amusement park ride, human life like a bumper car, cause with bumper cars you have some choice, but that choice, of course, is limited cause of the duration and confines of the ride.

Now some get in a car and it won't start, so they're stuck there unable to move or do cause they're trapped in a defective vessel.

Others take it seriously, and never really enjoy it. Some are scared and never make a move and then others get bumped and spend the whole ride obsessing about getting even. Still, others spend all their time thinking and forget to hit the fucken peddle and before they know it, the ride is over, what's the point?

I say if you were lucky enough to get in a properly functioning car, drive it like you stole it... do it with a smile, bump who you wanna bump, cause when the ride's over you either leave it smiling or you leave it unfulifiled. But it's just a ride and either way, whether shitty or good, how much does the memory of your last bumper car ride affect you, impact you?

Dont look for meaning in a bumper car ride, it's purpose is fun nothing more and remember no matter what you do here it ain't gonna matter. No one even talks about something as trivial as their last bumper car ride, let alone gets judged for it.

That's my religion, anyways.

This post was was about hooking up with randoms, right?

by **xsanguine** 2015-08-22, 11:47

That is certainly one encompassing factor, most definitely.

by **xsanguine** 2015-08-22, 11:48

Your chance of getting AIDS (as a male) is very small... and everything else is curable with medication and what isn't your system will fight off over time.

So throw those condoms in the wastebasket and get to using that ass like the jackhammer it is.

by **The Pantry** 2015-08-22, 12:51

I'm confined to this life for now.

Beautiful day, but the fucking power has been out since 8:45 this morning

by **The Pantry** 2015-08-22, 17:10

No storms in days. Grid not overtaxed due to heat. No traffic accidents taking out utility poles.

Took DTE 6½ hours to get power restored today

by **Tim Wakefield** 2015-08-22, 17:23

Paycheck was much bigger than I expected yesterday cheers

by **Floyd Robertson** 2015-08-22, 17:24

The Pantry wrote:No storms in days. Grid not overtaxed due to heat. No traffic accidents taking out utility poles.

Took DTE 6½ hours to get power restored today

That happened to me not long ago under similar circumstances and the only explanation I ever saw was "equipment failure." Codespeak for not proactively assessing/testing the health of the grid.

by **The Pantry** 2015-08-22, 18:16

Floyd Robertson wrote:
The Pantry wrote:No storms in days. Grid not overtaxed due to heat. No traffic accidents taking out utility poles.

Took DTE 6½ hours to get power restored today

That happened to me not long ago under similar circumstances and the only explanation I ever saw was "equipment failure." Codespeak for not proactively assessing/testing the health of the grid.

Unless there is a significant storm, I think the line guys just fuck the dog all day

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2015-08-22, 21:45

Wow. Wife was on her email and all of a sudden got 3 emails from her credit card that her password was changed, a security questions was changed and something else. She of course was going to blow it off but I had her call her CC company. Turns out someone got into her account and stole like 120k flex points. They said it will take 8-12 weeks to get them back into her account.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-08-25, 02:39

Shit that happens to other people really puts things in perspective. Damn.

by Brock Middlebrook 2015-08-27, 13:08

I've been eating like shit lately

by **Rocinante** 2015-08-27, 13:20

Brock Middlebrook wrote:I've been eating like shit lately

Stop that.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-27, 16:04

I hate t-shirts with wide necklines. Feels like somebody pulled it apart. Gimme a t-shirt with a tight neckline every time.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-08-27, 16:14

tGreenWay wrote:I hate t-shirts with wide necklines. Feels like somebody pulled it apart. Gimme a t-shirt with a tight neckline every time.

There's a certain line that the shirt can cross with regards to this. I don't want to wear a fucking turtleneck per se, but I don't want the thing coming close to my shoulders either.

Don't some chicks dig chest hair also? Can't show that off with a tight neck.

by Townie 2015-08-27, 16:15

I'm stuck in a hotel room with a dog and a toddler for the next several weeks. This sucks.

by **InTenSity** 2015-08-27, 16:16

Townie wrote:I'm stuck in a hotel room with a dog and a toddler for the next several weeks. This sucks.

If bob believed in hell, I bet this would be what it is for him.

by Townie 2015-08-27, 16:17

InTenSity wrote:
Townie wrote:I'm stuck in a hotel room with a dog and a toddler for the next several weeks. This sucks.
If bob believed in hell, I bet this would be what it is for him.

I'm fairly sure this is hell for me. I'm going to overpay like crazy on a house to get the fuck out of here.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-08-27, 16:18

Townie wrote:I'm stuck in a hotel room with a dog and a toddler for the next several weeks. This sucks.

Jesus, man.

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by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-27, 16:23

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:I hate t-shirts with wide necklines. Feels like somebody pulled it apart. Gimme a t-shirt with a tight neckline every time.

There's a certain line that the shirt can cross with regards to this. I don't want to wear a fucking turtleneck per se, but I don't want the thing coming close to my shoulders either.

Don't some chicks dig chest hair also? Can't show that off with a tight neck.

I'm not looking for a turtleneck, either (boy is he gonna be pissed), but even if it goes 1/3 of the way to my shoulders, it automatically becomes a yard work shirt. It just feels sloppy to me otherwise.
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by **The Pantry** 2015-08-27, 18:30

Old timers. Has anyone else come to the conclusion life is weird...?

by Townie 2015-08-27, 19:41

The Pantry wrote:Old timers. Has anyone else come to the conclusion life is weird...?

what counts? I'm mid 30s and I'm certain life is really fucking weird.

by **The Pantry** 2015-08-27, 19:57

Townie wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Old timers. Has anyone else come to the conclusion life is weird...?
what counts? I'm mid 30s and I'm certain life is really fucking weird.

Mid 30's sorta qualifies, but it might get weirder.

by Townie 2015-08-27, 20:39

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Townie wrote:I'm stuck in a hotel room with a dog and a toddler for the next several weeks. This sucks.

Jesus, man.

we're moving for a new job for my old lady. my house is under contract, and inspections are scheduled for this week. Relo is taking care of closing, so we could have an equity check in a week or so, but then we have to get our own house.

Also, my dog refuses to pee on a walk.

by **DWags** 2015-08-27, 21:48

It would take a good three hours and a whole bottle of pappy van winkle 15 yr to even begin.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-08-28, 00:32

Right now, while your winter work gloves are nestled away in your garage, some spider -- maybe a brown recluse -- is chilling out at the tip of one of the fingers. It might even be laying eggs which will be hatched around the time you reach for those gloves when the first snow falls. Maybe the cold will have killed those hundreds of spiders. But maybe not.

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