Re: Bump when Dan Dakich should eat a bag of dicks

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-23, 23:19

Now they're calling a person of size a "big eater" on the KU replay...

Is there no end to these injustices?

by **steveschneider** 2016-02-23, 23:21

xsanguine wrote:If it was Kevin Ollie would he say....

Er, crap. We can't even go there in jest.

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by **xsanguine** 2016-02-23, 23:22

I never understood the watermelon angle.

Watermelon is fucking delicious. Same goes with fried chicken, despite its negative health benefits.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-23, 23:22

xsanguine wrote:Now they're calling a person of size a "big eater" on the KU replay...

Is there no end to these injustices?

It's psychological terror, is what it is.

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-23, 23:23

Next he'll challenge Izzo to a game of Euchre. The animal.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-23, 23:23

xsanguine wrote:Next he'll challenge Izzo to a game of Euchre. The animal.

He's a fucker.

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-23, 23:24

An animal fucker.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-23, 23:31

xsanguine wrote:An animal fucker.

We should start saying that enough that it gets into the googles. Dan Dakich is an animal fucker.

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-23, 23:31

Dan Dakich fucked my animal.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-23, 23:40

I heard somewhere that Dan Dakich has sex with animals.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-23, 23:41

I just hope that if the good folks at value city arena are having any plumbing problems they let Izzo know before he leaves. He'll have them fixed right up.

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-23, 23:45

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I just hope that if the good folks at value city arena are having any plumbing problems they let Izzo know before he leaves. He'll have them fixed right up.

How many times did you flush one of your kid's toys down your toilet just so you could stare at Izzo's protruding ass crack?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-23, 23:47

xsanguine wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I just hope that if the good folks at value city arena are having any plumbing problems they let Izzo know before he leaves. He'll have them fixed right up.

How many times did you flush one of your kid's toys down your toilet just so you could stare at Izzo's protruding ass crack?

Twice

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-23, 23:48

I had a great offensive joke to follow up with but I'll save the miniscule reputation I have. I just wanted you to know it was offensive and it was glorious.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-23, 23:52

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Once for each nut?

How many times did you flush one of your kid's toys down your toilet just so you could stare at Izzo's protruding ass crack?

Twice

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-23, 23:52

xsanguine wrote:I had a great offensive joke to follow up with but I'll save the miniscule reputation I have. I just wanted you to know it was offensive and it was glorious.

My dad was born in Italy so I'll have you know that you should make the joke and the rest can eat shit.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-23, 23:53

Fricking mobile.

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-23, 23:56

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
xsanguine wrote:I had a great offensive joke to follow up with but I'll save the miniscule reputation I have. I just wanted you to know it was offensive and it was glorious.

My dad was born in Italy so I'll have you know that you should make the joke and the rest can eat shit.

Don't have the equity. Besides, it's too late now. I weighed the pros and cons (very uncommon for me).

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-24, 00:01

xsanguine wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

My dad was born in Italy so I'll have you know that you should make the joke and the rest can eat shit.

Don't have the equity. Besides, it's too late now. I weighed the pros and cons (very uncommon for me).

:(

by **steveschneider** 2016-02-24, 00:02

xsanguine wrote:I had a great offensive joke to follow up with but I'll save the miniscule reputation I have. I just wanted you to know it was offensive and it was glorious.

Dude don't hold back, do tell!

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-24, 00:05

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
xsanguine wrote:

Don't have the equity. Besides, it's too late now. I weighed the pros and cons (very uncommon for me).

:(

It was inappropriate, even for my standards. Just let me have this moment where I was able to stop myself before going too far.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-24, 00:13

xsanguine wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

:(

It was inappropriate, even for my standards. Just let me have this moment where I was able to stop myself before going too far.

I'm proud of you.

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-24, 00:13

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-02-24, 00:14

xsanguine wrote::)

<3 <3 <3 <3

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-24, 00:23

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-24, 00:28

xsanguine wrote:

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And that animation is great.

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-24, 00:47

His big bellowing laugh is what gets me. It's infectious.

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2016-02-24, 07:18

Bump. I was kinda drunk last night and missed the pasta on the bus thing.

And in regards to pasta it's just as delicious as the watermelon and chicken.

by **DWags** 2016-02-24, 07:32

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Bump. I was kinda drunk last night and missed the pasta on the bus thing.

And in regards to pasta it's just as delicious as the watermelon and chicken.

Not as good as the refried beans and tortilla after a day of cutting grass.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2016-02-24, 07:48

bump.. I hate him.

by **steveschneider** 2016-02-24, 08:17

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Bump. I was kinda drunk last night and missed the pasta on the bus thing.

And in regards to pasta it's just as delicious as the watermelon and chicken.

Dakich needs to go to the bus and think about what he said over some Weriner Schnitzel.

by Guest 2016-02-24, 08:42

Tim Wakefield wrote:RIP Ellis and Van Dyk Izzo gonna make me walk home.

Anyone know when a replay is showing? I'm workin til 12 then I have to hit the gym

2pm & 5pm on BTN

by **Nordic** 2016-02-24, 11:03

LooseGoose wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:RIP Ellis and Van Dyk Izzo gonna make me walk home.

Anyone know when a replay is showing? I'm workin til 12 then I have to hit the gym

2pm & 5pm on BTN

I think that translates to 2am in the mountains

by **xsanguine** 2016-02-24, 11:45

DWags wrote:
Dr. Strangelove wrote:Bump. I was kinda drunk last night and missed the pasta on the bus thing.

And in regards to pasta it's just as delicious as the watermelon and chicken.

Not as good as the refried beans and tortilla after a day of cutting grass.

Yum.... Or roofing. Throughout high school and into college I worked with some illegal-like individuals doing roofing and we always had a grill and made tacos and caldos of all kind. Hard work but one of my favorite jobs I've ever had.