Re: Random Ramblings

by Guest Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:08 pm

The Pantry wrote:Unusual day. UM daughter called this morning to tell me she's engaged.

Congrats. I'll have my brother in law set aside 5 gallons of milk for the wedding.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:10 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Unusual day. UM daughter called this morning to tell me she's engaged.

Congrats. I'll have my brother in law set aside 5 gallons of milk for the wedding.

by **tGreenWay** Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:16 pm

LooseGoose wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Unusual day. UM daughter called this morning to tell me she's engaged.

Congrats. I'll have my brother in law set aside 5 gallons of milk for the wedding.

by **Death Roe** Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:16 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:My father was asked. Probably depends on the relationship.

Some dude asked your dad to marry you?

by **The Pantry** Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:03 am

LooseGoose wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Unusual day. UM daughter called this morning to tell me she's engaged.

Congrats. I'll have my brother in law set aside 5 gallons of milk for the wedding.

Thanks, but may not be able to partake.

Not even a 3-4 month window of time scheduled yet. Might be focused on when my cruise daughter (Maid of Honor) is in town. Or, there's a decent possibility of a wedding at sea.

Just curious...has anyone been cooped up with an ex for 7-10 days on a boat?

#shehateme

by **DWags** Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:48 am

The Pantry wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Congrats. I'll have my brother in law set aside 5 gallons of milk for the wedding.
Thanks, but may not be able to partake.

Not even a 3-4 month window of time scheduled yet. Might be focused on when my cruise daughter (Maid of Honor) is in town. Or, there's a decent possibility of a wedding at sea.

Just curious...has anyone been cooped up with an ex for 7-10 days on a boat?

#shehateme

Congrats on the engagement. And I vote for figuring out how to stay as far away from the ex and the edge of the decks as possible. Good luck with that. :)

by **DWags** Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:01 am

Pretty cool.

Little red wing fan having the time of his life.

by **Tim Wakefield** Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:24 pm

I'm meeting the girlfriend's parents over break. First girl i've ever been serious about and i'm a little nervous..not sure why.

by **Death Roe** Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:25 pm

DWags wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Thanks, but may not be able to partake.

Not even a 3-4 month window of time scheduled yet. Might be focused on when my cruise daughter (Maid of Honor) is in town. Or, there's a decent possibility of a wedding at sea.

Just curious...has anyone been cooped up with an ex for 7-10 days on a boat?

#shehateme

Congrats on the engagement. And I vote for figuring out how to stay as far away from the ex and the edge of the decks as possible. Good luck with that. :)

I'd wear the floaties around my arms at all times.

by Clarett's Folly Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:28 pm

Tim Wakefield wrote:I'm meeting the girlfriend's parents over break. First girl i've ever been serious about and i'm a little nervous..not sure why.

God I remember those days... there's nothing quite as odd as banging your GF in her childhood bedroom.

by **Death Roe** Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:31 pm

Clarett's Folly wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:I'm meeting the girlfriend's parents over break. First girl i've ever been serious about and i'm a little nervous..not sure why.

God I remember those days... there's nothing quite as odd as banging your GF in her childhood bedroom.

I remember an ex and I were fooling around in her parents' basement while we were watching TV. I was knuckle-deep so to speak and her stepmom walked down and started watching TV with us on the other couch. She started talking to us while Seinfeld was on and I honestly think she had no clue what we were doing.

Luckily we were hidden a little due to her wearing oversized sweatpants and a sweatshirt, but holy fuck it's still the most awkward moment I've ever been a part of. Random Ramblings - Page 13 502811600

by **Death Roe** Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:34 pm

I feel like Blanch now. I need to take a shower and reflect a little.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:36 pm

Death Roe wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:

God I remember those days... there's nothing quite as odd as banging your GF in her childhood bedroom.

I remember an ex and I were fooling around in her parents' basement while we were watching TV. I was knuckle-deep so to speak and her stepmom walked down and started watching TV with us on the other couch. She started talking to us while Seinfeld was on and I honestly think she had no clue what we were doing.

Luckily we were hidden a little due to her wearing oversized sweatpants and a sweatshirt, but holy fuck it's still the most awkward moment I've ever been a part of.

If porn has taught me anything I'm assuming the mom joined in at some point.

by **Death Roe** Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:37 pm

No, thank God she didn't. She sat down for like 10 minutes then left.

by **tGreenWay** Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:14 pm

Death Roe wrote:
Clarett's Folly wrote:

God I remember those days... there's nothing quite as odd as banging your GF in her childhood bedroom.

I remember an ex and I were fooling around in her parents' basement while we were watching TV. I was knuckle-deep so to speak and her stepmom walked down and started watching TV with us on the other couch. She started talking to us while Seinfeld was on and I honestly think she had no clue what we were doing.

Luckily we were hidden a little due to her wearing oversized sweatpants and a sweatshirt, but holy fuck it's still the most awkward moment I've ever been a part of.

Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought it would happen to me...

by **tGreenWay** Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:15 pm

I do hope you pulled out your finger, pointed it straight at the mom, then licked it and stuck it in your mouth to suck on.

by MattyFresh Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:17 pm

I defrosted some Venison burger... I have some smoked guada. Will that make a good cheeseburger?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:19 pm

MattyFresh wrote:I defrosted some Venison burger... I have some smoked guada. Will that make a good cheeseburger?

Have any bacon grease to mix in with the burger?

by MattyFresh Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:20 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:I defrosted some Venison burger... I have some smoked guada. Will that make a good cheeseburger?

Have any bacon grease to mix in with the burger?

I have Bacon, therefore I have tBacon grease

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:21 pm

MattyFresh wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Have any bacon grease to mix in with the burger?

I have Bacon, therefore I have tBacon grease

Then sir, you have yourself the proper fixings for a venison burger.

Might want to go shovel some snow to work off the extra fat though.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:25 pm

MattyFresh wrote:I defrosted some Venison burger... I have some smoked guada. Will that make a good cheeseburger?

At first I read smoked iguana Random Ramblings - Page 13 502811600

by **The Pantry** Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:28 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:I defrosted some Venison burger... I have some smoked guada. Will that make a good cheeseburger?

Have any bacon grease to mix in with the burger?

Yep, have to mix some fat into it. My favorite is hot Italian sausage. About 3:1 venison to sausage. Awesome burgers.

by MattyFresh Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:29 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:

I have Bacon, therefore I have tBacon grease

Then sir, you have yourself the proper fixings for a venison burger.

Might want to go shovel some snow to work off the extra fat though.

you..

by **DWags** Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:58 am

This real?

http://www.foxsports.com/golf/story/golfer-tries-play-shot-frozen-hazard-immediately-regrets-121916

by **DWags** Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:12 pm

I'd like to publicly apologize to my liver for what's going to happen in the next nine days.

Hallelujah and Amen.

by MattyFresh Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:43 am

I am growing a sexy mullet.
I think I got all my Christmas shopping done.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Man I have to pee.
Just finished Westworld S1.
Man my small investment in Btc looks good right now.
Fat chicks need love too Craig.

by **The Pantry** Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:51 am

Have shit that needs to get done but thinking about calling in sick tomorrow.

Someone found a cockroach in the mostaccioli at last year's company Christmas luncheon and I can't get the memory out of my head.

by MattyFresh Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:57 am

The Pantry wrote:Have shit that needs to get done but thinking about calling in sick tomorrow.

Someone found a cockroach in the mostaccioli at last year's company Christmas luncheon and I can't get the memory out of my head.

I see my words mean nothing to you but I suggest calling in sick and making some homemade mostacchioli... ixnay on any cockroach-ay

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:03 am

Get over to the Swill
Seriously, the new board needs you! Cause you are a great poster. https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/ Lots of us are over there now....
LoneWolfSparty(2) Apr 30, 2014

Awww... look at what I found when trying to see if anyone explained why I got blacklisted on TOB.

by **DWags** Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:16 pm

My mom for the first time in 20 months has started going through my dad's closet. She hasn't slept in the bed room yet (60 years of marriage to a guy and she's still kind of freaking out about his death) Anyway, She sends this down. I was 5 and my brother was 8 in Manistee wasting time in the summer. 'We got a hold of old Christmas cards and my asshole brother wrote one to President Johnson. I knew he was doing it, but was sworn to secrecy. Well, we did it in fucking July. Merry Christmas Mr. President. Then, he wrote on the cover "President Johnson, White House" That was it. Then the asshole drew a fucking stamp on the envelope too. We didn't have the money for a stamp, and if we did, we would have went to Scotty's and bought some gum. So he drew it. Well, one day my mom calls us in. Says a letter from the White House has come. I start crying and rat that fucker out immediately. I wasn't going to jail, no fucking way. Then, my mom starts laughing. This is what my brother got back. It's funny. Anyway, he's going to have it now, we'll mat it and frame it. What a fucking asshole. Christmas card in July.

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by **tGreenWay** Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:09 pm

My dad died 30 years ago today. I can't believe he's been gone that long. I wish he'd met my wife, but we didn't start dating until eight months after he passed away.

by Guest Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:15 pm

tGreenWay wrote:My dad died 30 years ago today. I can't believe he's been gone that long. I wish he'd met my wife, but we didn't start dating until eight months after he passed away.

A night to think about things like that. My Dad died in May, 1st Christmas without him. My nephew (age 33) died in October, my sister has been struggling with that. Everyone going to be here tomorrow, I'm thinking about handing out shots as they arrive.

by **DWags** Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:27 pm

Merry Christmas to both of you. It's hard. To this day when Msu or the packers score a touchdown, I still wait for my phone to ring from my dad.

by **Frank Ricard** Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:42 am

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:My dad died 30 years ago today. I can't believe he's been gone that long. I wish he'd met my wife, but we didn't start dating until eight months after he passed away.

A night to think about things like that. My Dad died in May, 1st Christmas without him. My nephew (age 33) died in October, my sister has been struggling with that. Everyone going to be here tomorrow, I'm thinking about handing out shots as they arrive.

That's the worst. Outliving your kids.

Even tho' I'm challenged with doing all the technology things, the one thing I'm glad about is being able to communicate with my kids so much more than my parents did with us. A good day is when I somehow touch base with them all - either by a text, a call, email, skype, or the old fashion way, in person. I already know today will be a good day.

by Guest Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:09 am

Even though we've all heard things like this - you sometimes forget just how big the lakes are.

Most Wow Facts ‏@MostWowFacts 8m8 minutes ago
There's enough water in Lake Superior to cover all of North and South America in 1 foot of water.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:19 am

LooseGoose wrote:Even though we've all heard things like this - you sometimes forget just how big the lakes are.

Most Wow Facts ‏@MostWowFacts 8m8 minutes ago
There's enough water in Lake Superior to cover all of North and South America in 1 foot of water.

Superior is really fucking deep in a few spots. So is Michigan.

by **Death Roe** Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:21 am

How many movie theaters have had someone jerk off in them?

I'm not talking a building, but each individual theater.

by aualum06 Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:34 am

Death Roe wrote:How many movie theaters have had someone jerk off in them?

I'm not talking a building, but each individual theater.

I'm going to say at least 7

by **The Pantry** Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:13 pm

That's a lot of water.

Supposedly Lake Tahoe has enough water to cover CA 15" deep

by **DWags** Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:04 pm

LooseGoose wrote:Even though we've all heard things like this - you sometimes forget just how big the lakes are.

Most Wow Facts ‏@MostWowFacts 8m8 minutes ago
There's enough water in Lake Superior to cover all of North and South America in 1 foot of water.

Superior is said never gives up her dead.

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