Random Ramblings

   As of today, I am boycotting all bread bakeries that use that pain-in-the-ass tape thingy to close the wrapper instead of a twist tie

The Pantry wrote:   As of today, I am boycotting all bread bakeries that use that pain-in-the-ass tape thingy to close the wrapper instead of a twist tie

and while we're at it, **** the twist tie. go with one of these jobs....

Bonnaroo Lineup schedule came out today: http://lineup.bonnaroo.com/events/2014/06/14/

Vampire Weekend and Phoenix back to back .... Kanye, Disclosure, Skrillex back to back .... Cage the Elephant and Slightly Stoopid back to back ... Jack White and Flaming Lips back to back ... Arctic Monkeys and Broken Bells back to back ... worked out for me!

tSearch function isn't showing an NBA playoffs thread and I'm not starting one.....but this should appeal to the members here.

Baller Alert reported on Monday that a follower told them about an alleged cheating going on between All-Star wingman Paul George and center Roy Hibbert. The report claimed that George was caught sleeping with Hibbert's wife or fiancée.

"Do you remember when Lance Stephenson and Evan Turner got into that fight? It was all over Roy Hibbert and Paul George. Lance has been getting all the blame for the Pacers off nights and during that day at practice Lance says 'y'all need to look at Roy's ass, he's been off ever since he found out PG was f****** his b****'," the source stated in his Baller Mail on Baller Alert.

pic of GF/Wife??



http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/551377/20140507/pacers-nba-news.htm#.U2lTB4FdWSq

I have to take a leak.

Thought you'd all like to know. 

Here is a moonwalker with a blanket:

 

1.6 gallon toilets aren't for shit.

I convinced my 3 year old we were going to the booger store later today.

After watching Tangled for the 1000th time I'm certain that the carpet doesn't match the pubes.

What's the Deal with ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it roundtine.

Izzo Court wrote:After watching Tangled for the 1000th time I'm certain that the carpet doesn't match the pubes.

I'll admit to being a bit of an old fart but something about this statement just isn't quite right.

Where's a "head scratch" emoticon when you need it? Guess this will have to suffice   

Can we merge this with the official random thoughts thread? We don't need two of them.

I'm not xenophobic by any stretch, but all my neighbors used to be American and have since moved and sold their houses to non English speakers.

It only sucks because the new neighbors, all five households surrounding our place, are not social at all.

Zapp Brannigan wrote:

I'll admit to being a bit of an old fart but something about this statement just isn't quite right.  

Where's a "head scratch" emoticon when you need it?  Guess this will have to suffice   

I agree, but the funny thing is that the next time you're stuck watching Tangled you will be wondering the same weird thing.

Jor El wrote:What's the Deal with ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it roundtine.

That's gold. gold

Ass Dan wrote:

It only sucks because the new neighbors, all five households surrounding our place, are not social at all.

Sounds like the perfect neighborhood to me.

Firefox just did some update and the new design is complete shit. I think this is just cause to become a Chrome user now.

Loose Stools wrote:
Sounds like the perfect neighborhood to me.

You must be Brown

Dendrobates wrote:Can we merge this with the official random thoughts thread? We don't need two of them.

Indeed.


How was your vacation?

Zapp Brannigan wrote:

I'll admit to being a bit of an old fart but something about this statement just isn't quite right.

Where's a "head scratch" emoticon when you need it? Guess this will have to suffice   

Tangled is awesome. Soooooo much better than that frozen pos.

People who try to sing quietly. If you were any good at singing I'd have to pay to listen to you. I can hear your shitty voice, stop trying to be a pop star, stfu.

The Pantry wrote:
Indeed.


How was your vacation?

Wonderful, but tiring. Just got back yesterday evening. I need a vacation from my vacation. I really don't want to go back to work tomorrow.

Dendrobates wrote:

Wonderful, but tiring. Just got back yesterday evening. I need a vacation from my vacation. I really don't want to go back to work tomorrow.

Happy Mother's Day. Tell the lil' fella I said hello.

So this was pretty crazy. <<Link

MJ wrote:So this was pretty crazy. <<Link

  

Ass Dan wrote:I'm not xenophobic by any stretch, but all my neighbors used to be American and have since moved and sold their houses to non English speakers.

It only sucks because the new neighbors, all five households surrounding our place, are not social at all.

You know, you sound kind of xenophobic.

Hey Facebook fuckers: Quit posting pictures of your ugly ass feet.

Rocinante wrote:Hey Facebook fuckers: Quit posting pictures of your ugly ass feet.

You friends with gHost on FB?

Hard to believe that in 2014 MSP still has to run "click it or ticket" commercials. What kind of idiot doesn't wear a seat belt?

Floyd Robertson wrote:Hard to believe that in 2014 MSP still has to run "click it or ticket" commercials.  What kind of idiot doesn't wear a seat belt?

I say seat belts get in the way...

If pooping is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

No I'm not retaking the fuckng picture because you don't think it's good enough to put on instagram. Got it?

I really like Hannibal on NBC..i mean REALLY like it. And it just got better last week. 2 episodes left I think

I saw Neighbors tonight. I don't know if it was the alcohol, the theater atmosphere or the fact that I haven't left the house for 2 straight weeks buts I thought it was funny.

y2kMgrad wrote:No I'm not retaking the fuckng picture because you don't think it's good enough to put on instagram. Got it?

Wife problems?

Sponge Worthy wrote:I really like Hannibal on NBC..i mean REALLY like it. And it just got better last week. 2 episodes left I think

Particularly gruesome episode last night. Glad I'm actually watching it this morning.

y2kMgrad wrote:No I'm not retaking the fuckng picture because you don't think it's good enough to put on instagram. Got it?

Whoa damn...is wifey really hormonal with pregnancy #2?

Bought my Windows 8 laptop a year ago. Hated 8. Bought a copy of Windows 7, completely wiped the drive and installed it.

All has been good with 7, except the time it takes to boot up and shut down. The only thing I liked about original 8 was how quick it started.

Have heard good things about Windows 8.1 Update. Had to call Dell to get a Windows 8 thumbdrive because I wiped out the partition with the 8 backup software.

Have to install basic 8 first then do the online updates. Let's see how long it takes. Starting the clock, now.

This better be worth it.

Black Lotus tonight. See ya there.

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:Black Lotus tonight. See ya there.

Picked up a couple growlers from BL a few years ago after getting takeout sushi from Noble Fish. Was not impressed with the beer. Dragonmead is much better