Re: tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread

[Motown Spartan]

Does Jeremy Renner count as an especially grisly way to not die?

[tGreenWay]

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“Hey dude, urine for a bad day.”

[tGreenWay]

Does Jeremy Renner count as an especially grisly way to not die?

How have we not talked about that? btw, you need a snowcat.

[DWags]

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“Hey dude, urine for a bad day.”

Life just flushed away.

[Floyd Robertson]

Perhaps not particularly grisly, and the 81 year-old guy was certainly living life to the fullest right up to the end.

Man dies after ice sailing crash on Pontiac Lake

But I'm getting a little nervous about 2023. I was coming off the hiking trails at Pontiac Lake yesterday right as the EMS vehicles were rushing to the scene. It's the second fatality this year that my paths have crossed, the first one being the Oakland Twp hit-and-run that happened on New Year's Day.

All I'm saying is, schedule your activities for anywhere I plan on being on any given day this year.

[tGreenWay]

Apparently, this person isn’t dead yet. However, with a 3% chance of survival, I’m hardly jumping the gun.
The victim used regular tap water to clean out their sinuses with a Neti Pot and contracted a brain-eating amoeba. You’re supposed to use distilled or purified water.
Think I’ll skip the sinus wash and stick with hocking up loogies.


https://news.yahoo.com/person-got-brain-eating-amoeba-150722805.html

[Floyd Robertson]

Apparently, this person isn’t dead yet. However, with a 3% chance of survival, I’m hardly jumping the gun.
The victim used regular tap water to clean out their sinuses with a Neti Pot and contracted a brain-eating amoeba. You’re supposed to use distilled or purified water.
Think I’ll skip the sinus wash and stick with hocking up loogies.


https://news.yahoo.com/person-got-brain-eating-amoeba-150722805.html

I'm sure many people swear by those things, but never once have I thought running water in one nostril and out the other would be a barrel of fun.

[The Pantry]

Apparently, this person isn’t dead yet. However, with a 3% chance of survival, I’m hardly jumping the gun.
The victim used regular tap water to clean out their sinuses with a Neti Pot and contracted a brain-eating amoeba. You’re supposed to use distilled or purified water.
Think I’ll skip the sinus wash and stick with hocking up loogies.


https://news.yahoo.com/person-got-brain-eating-amoeba-150722805.html

I'm sure many people swear by those things, but never once have I thought running water in one nostril and out the other would be a barrel of fun.

Sometimes wonder if a NetiPot has ever drown anyone.

[tGreenWay]

Apparently, this person isn’t dead yet. However, with a 3% chance of survival, I’m hardly jumping the gun.
The victim used regular tap water to clean out their sinuses with a Neti Pot and contracted a brain-eating amoeba. You’re supposed to use distilled or purified water.
Think I’ll skip the sinus wash and stick with hocking up loogies.


https://news.yahoo.com/person-got-brain-eating-amoeba-150722805.html

I'm sure many people swear by those things, but never once have I thought running water in one nostril and out the other would be a barrel of fun.

I get plugged up from allergens and use a saline spray once during the day and again before bed. It actually does help, but you can bet I checked the label for purified or distilled water right after reading that article. I’ve talked to a couple people who swear by their Neti Pots, but I’m with you—it’s not ever going to be something I want to do. Besides, if I’m plugged up, that water isn’t making its way all the way through, anyway. It’ll back up like a clogged drain and just make a mess.

[tGreenWay]

I'm sure many people swear by those things, but never once have I thought running water in one nostril and out the other would be a barrel of fun.

Sometimes wonder if a NetiPot has ever drown anyone.

Probably a different Florida man.

[DWags]

I’d like to nose around and find out if this guy died yet

[tGreenWay]

I’d like to nose around and find out if this guy died yet

This comment is nothing to sneeze at.

[Floyd Robertson]

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Imagine being done in by a sweet potato silencer. Some people might call it the root of all evil.

Fans of the HBO drama series "The Wire" may recall an episode in which a sweet potato was used as a silencer, spawning numerous internet demonstrations to test whether it actually worked. The alleged killer may have been a fan of the show because police also found a cellphone at the murder scene registered in the name of Marlo Stanfield, a fictional character on "The Wire."

[tGreenWay]

I’m going to keep my eyes peeled for updates to this case.

[DWags]

Once they slice through the evidence that guy will fry.

[Jake from State Farm]

Apparently, this person isn’t dead yet. However, with a 3% chance of survival, I’m hardly jumping the gun.
The victim used regular tap water to clean out their sinuses with a Neti Pot and contracted a brain-eating amoeba. You’re supposed to use distilled or purified water.
Think I’ll skip the sinus wash and stick with hocking up loogies.


https://news.yahoo.com/person-got-brain-eating-amoeba-150722805.html

Steam from a hot shower seems to help immensely with the launching of snot rockets

[tGreenWay]

Apparently, this person isn’t dead yet. However, with a 3% chance of survival, I’m hardly jumping the gun.
The victim used regular tap water to clean out their sinuses with a Neti Pot and contracted a brain-eating amoeba. You’re supposed to use distilled or purified water.
Think I’ll skip the sinus wash and stick with hocking up loogies.


https://news.yahoo.com/person-got-brain-eating-amoeba-150722805.html

Steam from a hot shower seems to help immensely with the launching of snot rockets

Yep, that can help sometimes.

[The Pantry]

Heads will roll.....into a fire

Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say

[Floyd Robertson]

JFC. It's not exactly grisly. It wasn't even murder. But JFC.

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[Trapper Gus]

I'm going to put this here, and as I have avoided this thread due to a weak stomach, I am sorry if it is already posted.

They Saw the Horrific Aftermath of a Mass Shooting. Should We?

[tGreenWay]

Heads will roll.....into a fire

Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say

The husband and wife were too hot-headed to have made a rational decision. If they’d cooled down they might not have lost their heads and then their lives.

[tGreenWay]

JFC. It's not exactly grisly. It wasn't even murder. But JFC.

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The real crime was wasting a perfectly good cheesecake.

[tGreenWay]

This one is especially nasty. Mentally ill patient housed in an Atlanta area jail eaten to death by bedbugs.
Caution: There’s a link in the story to photos that are nsfw and pretty much horrific.


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lashawn-thompson-eaten-alive-by-bed-bugs-atlanta-fulton-county-jail-family-looking-for-answers-attorney/

[Floyd Robertson]

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Can you imagine being imploded to death?

[Jake from State Farm]

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Can you imagine being imploded to death?

Or cut in half if it sprung a leak.

[tGreenWay]

This will be the song played as they’re rescued and brought to the surface:

[tGreenWay]

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Can you imagine being imploded to death?

And this will be the song played if no rescue takes place:

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Nah they’ll play this

[tGreenWay]

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Can you imagine being imploded to death?

Or cut in half if it sprung a leak.

Don’t be so glass half empty. Think of it not as being cut in half; think of it as significant weight loss.

[tGreenWay]

Nah they’ll play this

INB4 Nordy.

[The Pantry]

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Can you imagine being imploded to death?

Saw that story earlier. What a way to go, paying $250K (per person) for an 8-day excursion you don't return from.

If implosion, would be over before you knew it. Titanic sits at 12,500 feet. The submersible was rated to 13,100 feet...not a lot of room for error if just one little thing went wrong. Fire or stuck somewhere and running out of oxygen would be worse IMO.

From the story I read the descent, exploring, then getting back to surface is an 8 hour trip.

[The Pantry]

Second time it's happened this past year

San Antonio airport worker dies after being 'ingested' into airplane engine in apparent freak accident

[Floyd Robertson]

Second time it's happened this past year

San Antonio airport worker dies after being 'ingested' into airplane engine in apparent freak accident

Maybe they should think about putting some chicken wire over those jet engines to stop debris, birds and humans from getting in there. Like they had in Bob's Country Bunker.

[The Pantry]

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Can you imagine being imploded to death?

Sounds quicker than lightning and completely painless.

"It's not so much about deep sea as much as it is about the implosion. The force was compressing so rapidly that those bodies and souls had nowhere to go," said Aileen Maria Marty, an expert in infectious disease and disaster medicine at Florida International University's Herbert Wertheim College of Medicine.

Marty said that because of the way the sub imploded and likely crushed the bodies inside, "it’s very, very unlikely you’ll find any distinguishable body parts."

"For something that size whole thing, the whole thing is going to crush in about 1 millisecond. So when it actually happened, their brains didn’t have time to know it was happening," said Marty.

Lost with the Titanic: Will submarine passengers' remains ever be found?

[tGreenWay]

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Can you imagine being imploded to death?

Saw that story earlier. What a way to go, paying $250K (per person) for an 8-day excursion you don't return from.

If implosion, would be over before you knew it. Titanic sits at 12,500 feet. The submersible was rated to 13,100 feet...not a lot of room for error if just one little thing went wrong. Fire or stuck somewhere and running out of oxygen would be worse IMO.

From the story I read the descent, exploring, then getting back to surface is an 8 hour trip.

I heard an expert say over the weekend that it was over in a “fraction of a millisecond.” That’s a blessing for the billionaire’s son who was terrified of the trip and didn’t want to go. On the other hand, a part of me wished for the problem to extend long enough for the dismissive, condescending owner Rush to realize he should’ve listened to others because he was very wrong.

[Motown Spartan]

Temperature inside the sub went from 60ish degrees to the temperature of the surface of the sun in 30 hundredths of a second and then down to 40 degrees in about a second.

[Motown Spartan]

Saw that story earlier. What a way to go, paying $250K (per person) for an 8-day excursion you don't return from.

If implosion, would be over before you knew it. Titanic sits at 12,500 feet. The submersible was rated to 13,100 feet...not a lot of room for error if just one little thing went wrong. Fire or stuck somewhere and running out of oxygen would be worse IMO.

From the story I read the descent, exploring, then getting back to surface is an 8 hour trip.

I heard an expert say over the weekend that it was over in a “fraction of a millisecond.” That’s a blessing for the billionaire’s son who was terrified of the trip and didn’t want to go. On the other hand, a part of me wished for the problem to extend long enough for the dismissive, condescending owner Rush to realize he should’ve listened to others because he was very wrong.

The billionaire’s son was 36 years old so it’s not like he was forced to go against his will. That part of the story baffles me.

[tGreenWay]

I heard an expert say over the weekend that it was over in a “fraction of a millisecond.” That’s a blessing for the billionaire’s son who was terrified of the trip and didn’t want to go. On the other hand, a part of me wished for the problem to extend long enough for the dismissive, condescending owner Rush to realize he should’ve listened to others because he was very wrong.

The billionaire’s son was 36 years old so it’s not like he was forced to go against his will. That part of the story baffles me.

Don’t let it bother your pretty little brain. Just go back to looking good.

[The Pantry]

I heard an expert say over the weekend that it was over in a “fraction of a millisecond.” That’s a blessing for the billionaire’s son who was terrified of the trip and didn’t want to go. On the other hand, a part of me wished for the problem to extend long enough for the dismissive, condescending owner Rush to realize he should’ve listened to others because he was very wrong.

The billionaire’s son was 36 years old so it’s not like he was forced to go against his will. That part of the story baffles me.

Read conflicting stories. The original saying he was terrified was supposedly a quote from his aunt. Another said his mom and sister accompanied them on the launch ship. Also said his mom was supposed to go on the dive but let him go instead. Said he was excited to go on the trip.

The big question is...will James Cameron be alive long enough to turn this story into another Titanic movie? Even Hollywood technology isn't quick enough to recreate the implosion scene

[tGreenWay]

The billionaire’s son was 36 years old so it’s not like he was forced to go against his will. That part of the story baffles me.

Read conflicting stories. The original saying he was terrified was supposedly a quote from his aunt. Another said his mom and sister accompanied them on the launch ship. Also said his mom was supposed to go on the dive but let him go instead. Said he was excited to go on the trip.

The big question is...will James Cameron be alive long enough to turn this story into another Titanic movie? Even Hollywood technology isn't quick enough to recreate the implosion scene

Generally speaking, the public found the owner and billionaires unsympathetic victims. The one passenger who was truly liked was Paul Henri or whatever his name was. PH probably doesn’t have a box office draw big enough to pull in the amount of funding necessary to produce a film worthy enough to slap Cameron’s name at the top of the credits.

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