Re: tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread

by **tGreenWay** 2022-10-26, 19:43

The body of an Indonesian woman was found inside a 7-meter long python at a rubber plantation on the island of Sumatra. Apparently, flavor didn’t matter to the snake, as the woman had been swallowed whole.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/26/python-swallows-woman-at-plantation-in-indonesia

by **Floyd Robertson** 2022-10-26, 19:52

tGreenWay wrote:The body of an Indonesian woman was found inside a 7-meter long python at a rubber plantation on the island of Sumatra. Apparently, flavor didn’t matter to the snake, as the woman had been swallowed whole.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/26/python-swallows-woman-at-plantation-in-indonesia

A big uh snaaaake

by **tGreenWay** 2022-10-26, 20:03

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:The body of an Indonesian woman was found inside a 7-meter long python at a rubber plantation on the island of Sumatra. Apparently, flavor didn’t matter to the snake, as the woman had been swallowed whole.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/26/python-swallows-woman-at-plantation-in-indonesia

A big uh snaaaake

How does someone miss seeing something that large sneak up on you? It’s not like they move as fast as some zombies.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-10-27, 00:00

Guess you could say the guy was too hard-headed to wear a helmet, but not too hard-headed to absorb the blow of concrete and steel.

Live free and die of massive blunt force trauma.

by **Rocinante** 2022-10-27, 17:33

Pythons are fast as fuck greenway.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-10-27, 17:55

Rocinante wrote:Pythons are fast as fuck greenway.

TIL pythons are fast as fuck.

by **The Pantry** 2022-11-10, 14:29

Worker ‘was immediately incinerated’ after falling into molten iron, feds say

by **Floyd Robertson** 2022-11-10, 14:42

by **The Pantry** 2022-11-10, 14:47

At least his family saved money via the free cremation.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-11-10, 14:53

The Pantry wrote:Worker ‘was immediately incinerated’ after falling into molten iron, feds say

I honestly hope that poor guy’s death was instant. What an awful way to go for anything other than a Model 101 or T-1000. And fuck Caterpillar for ignoring safety standards. I hope the guy’s family sues the shit out of the company.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-11-10, 15:15

The Pantry wrote:At least his family saved money via the free cremation.

He’ll be with Caterpillar for decades in memory and engine blocks.

by **The Pantry** 2022-12-02, 18:18

Not sure if grisly but definitely weird

'Rogue wave' strikes Antarctic cruise ship, leaves 1 dead and 4 injured

by **tGreenWay** 2022-12-02, 19:00

The Pantry wrote:Not sure if grisly but definitely weird

'Rogue wave' strikes Antarctic cruise ship, leaves 1 dead and 4 injured

Wonder what happened. Maybe swept out to sea, drowned in their room, internal injuries from getting tossed around. Not grisly, but most def not a peaceful way to go.

by **The Pantry** 2022-12-02, 19:30

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Not sure if grisly but definitely weird

'Rogue wave' strikes Antarctic cruise ship, leaves 1 dead and 4 injured

Wonder what happened. Maybe swept out to sea, drowned in their room, internal injuries from getting tossed around. Not grisly, but most def not a peaceful way to go.

Doubt they got washed out the window.

Was later in the evening so maybe they were sleeping when the wave hit? Flying glass or glass panel? Sudden heart attack from shock? tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread - Page 5 2599972566

tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread - Page 5 2599972566

Whatever. Hope it was quick.

by **tGreenWay** 2022-12-02, 21:10

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Wonder what happened. Maybe swept out to sea, drowned in their room, internal injuries from getting tossed around. Not grisly, but most def not a peaceful way to go.
Doubt they got washed out the window.

Was later in the evening so maybe they were sleeping when the wave hit? Flying glass or glass panel? Sudden heart attack from shock?

Whatever. Hope it was quick.

The only reason I thought being washed out to sea was the comment from the woman who said the windows in her cabin were only smashed, unlike others that were ripped out. But I agree, it’s less likely to have happened.

by **The Pantry** 2022-12-31, 16:40

BYU offensive lineman Sione Veikoso dies in construction accident in Hawaii

by **tGreenWay** 2022-12-31, 18:18

The Pantry wrote:BYU offensive lineman Sione Veikoso dies in construction accident in Hawaii

Death by rock wall is further proof that life should never be taken for granite.

by **Motown Spartan** 2022-12-31, 18:32

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:BYU offensive lineman Sione Veikoso dies in construction accident in Hawaii

Death by rock wall is further proof that life should never be taken for granite.

RIP. Gone too soon.

by **Motown Spartan** 2023-01-03, 19:34

Sucked into a jet engine.

High Velocity Unintended Deconstruction

by **The Pantry** 2023-01-03, 20:26

Motown Spartan wrote:Sucked into a jet engine.

High Velocity Unintended Deconstruction

Saw that couple days ago. Seems like a helluva a way to go. Maybe falling into a vat of molten iron would be quicker?

by **The Pantry** 2023-01-03, 20:29

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:BYU offensive lineman Sione Veikoso dies in construction accident in Hawaii

Death by rock wall is further proof that life should never be taken for granite.

Sounds like a pun from Vanessa Baxter on Last Man Standing tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread - Page 5 55953254

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-03, 20:29

Motown Spartan wrote:Sucked into a jet engine.

High Velocity Unintended Deconstruction

Reminds me I need to get my wife a new juicer.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-03, 20:30

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Death by rock wall is further proof that life should never be taken for granite.
Sounds like a pun from Vanessa Baxter on Last Man Standing

I I I really wouldn’t know and will take your word for it.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-03, 20:33

Motown Spartan wrote:Sucked into a jet engine.

High Velocity Unintended Deconstruction

I believe the term used was “ingested” into the engine. Happened in Alabama. Something that gory had to create a crimson tide.

by **The Pantry** 2023-01-03, 20:35

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Sounds like a pun from Vanessa Baxter on Last Man Standing

I I I really wouldn’t know and will take your word for it.

Even you've admitted you think she's hot. Does your wife know?

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-03, 20:40

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I I I really wouldn’t know and will take your word for it.
Even you've admitted you think she's hot. Does your wife know?

Pics, please? I don’t know who you’re talking about.

by **Motown Spartan** 2023-01-03, 20:43

tGreenWay wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:Sucked into a jet engine.

High Velocity Unintended Deconstruction

I believe the term used was “ingested” into the engine. Happened in Alabama. Something that gory had to create a crimson tide.

You could make the argument that ingested would mean he was consumed for fuel. Inhaled maybe?

by **The Pantry** 2023-01-03, 20:43

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Even you've admitted you think she's hot. Does your wife know?

Pics, please? I don’t know who you’re talking about.

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by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-03, 20:56

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Pics, please? I don’t know who you’re talking about.

Yep, still no idea who that is. But I do know one of the daughters because she played an opioid addict in the miniseries about the govt’s case against Purdue Pharma.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-03, 20:58

Motown Spartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I believe the term used was “ingested” into the engine. Happened in Alabama. Something that gory had to create a crimson tide.

You could make the argument that ingested would mean he was consumed for fuel. Inhaled maybe?

Maybe. You could try asking the people who put out the release if they’d be willing to change words.

by **The Pantry** 2023-01-03, 20:59

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:

Yep, still no idea who that is. But I do know one of the daughters because she played an opioid addict in the miniseries about the govt’s case against Purdue Pharma.

Liar, liar tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread - Page 5 4198636888

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-03, 21:01

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Yep, still no idea who that is. But I do know one of the daughters because she played an opioid addict in the miniseries about the govt’s case against Purdue Pharma.
Liar, liar

Hand to Flying Spaghetti Monster, it’s the truth.

by **Motown Spartan** 2023-01-03, 21:31

tGreenWay wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

You could make the argument that ingested would mean he was consumed for fuel. Inhaled maybe?

Maybe. You could try asking the people who put out the release if they’d be willing to change words.

Maybe they errored.

by **The Pantry** 2023-01-03, 21:36

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Liar, liar

Hand to Flying Spaghetti Monster, it’s the truth.

hmmm

tGreenWay wrote:Nancy Travis was a good looking woman in her prime.

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t23071-last-man-standing-no-more?highlight=last+man+standing

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-03, 22:35

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Hand to Flying Spaghetti Monster, it’s the truth.
hmmm

tGreenWay wrote:Nancy Travis was a good looking woman in her prime.

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t23071-last-man-standing-no-more?highlight=last+man+standing

tbh, I forgot she was in it. I stand by my assessment that she was a good looking woman in her prime.
Here, lemme toss you a bone: Marin Hinkle is still hot.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-03, 22:36

Motown Spartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Maybe. You could try asking the people who put out the release if they’d be willing to change words.

Maybe they errored.

Don’t forget that the guy was chewed up and spit out, or pooped out, so maybe ingested is the proper word.

by **The Pantry** 2023-01-03, 22:52

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
hmmm

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t23071-last-man-standing-no-more?highlight=last+man+standing

tbh, I forgot she was in it. I stand by my assessment that she was a good looking woman in her prime.
Here, lemme toss you a bone: Marin Hinkle is still hot.

Judith was very hot. One of the hottest on 2.5

But, you're still not off the hook for forgetting Nancy Travis

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-20, 15:13

A 24-year-old mom and her 1-year-old son were mauled to death by a polar bear in Way Away From Here, Alaska. It was grisly, not grizzly.

https://apnews.com/article/d4269df76e01a894e86c7f2ea0c66711

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by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-28, 15:59

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Poor bloke pissed his life away.

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