Re: Random Ramblings

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-01-11, 20:49

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by **The Pantry** 2019-01-11, 21:03

LooseGoose wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Don't go on many company trips anymore but have one scheduled next week for a quote line-up in Michigan's lovely northern lower peninsula. Have been to this particular plant before but went up there solo. This trip will be different. Our new sales person will be joining me.

Maybe early/mid-30's and she's quite stunning. At least 5'10" and very slender. Rumor has it that she's a bikini model in her spare time. Have found no proof of that so far but it's completely believable. She walks like a fashion model...impeccable posture and sort of a strut.

Don't think she knows much about our business yet but she's pretty cool. Stopped by my cube this afternoon to discuss travel plans. She actually suggested driving up the night before so we could be at the plant early morning. Kinda blew my mind because it's an easy one day trip. Told her we'll just drive up in the morning.

I'm old enough to be her dad. 6-7 hours in the car is gonna be weird. Can't even imagine how the conversation will go.
Want me to leave you a pie in Grayling? I could make you a nice cherry pie, you could play some Warrant and take it from there.

Had thought about a pie pick up. Willing to pay for a couple to help break up the trip. You gotta see this chick even though she's probably only a 3 in Mio.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-01-11, 21:28

Floyd Robertson wrote:Oregon begins killing sea lions after relocation fails

This is weird. F'in sea lions going fresh water for dinner.

Adapt or die isn’t just good advice for stubborn football coaches, ya know.

by Guest 2019-01-11, 21:28

The Pantry wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:
Want me to leave you a pie in Grayling? I could make you a nice cherry pie, you could play some Warrant and take it from there.
Had thought about a pie pick up. Willing to pay for a couple to help break up the trip. You gotta see this chick even though she's probably only a 3 in Mio.

Lol, I don't charge for pies. Let me know what day and I'll have whatever you want waiting in Grayling. My son can pass along a rating .;-)

by **I.B. Fine** 2019-01-11, 22:27

The Pantry wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:
Want me to leave you a pie in Grayling? I could make you a nice cherry pie, you could play some Warrant and take it from there.
Had thought about a pie pick up. Willing to pay for a couple to help break up the trip. You gotta see this chick even though she's probably only a 3 in Mio.

Damn it, Pantry, she wants to spend the night with you, and you shot her down!

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-01-11, 22:33

I mean Pantry there's this thing called linked in where we could easily lift a photo of her and judge for ourselves. I could even grab a screen shot of it so as not to reveal her name to the savages here.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-01-11, 23:30

The Pantry wrote:Don't go on many company trips anymore but have one scheduled next week for a quote line-up in Michigan's lovely northern lower peninsula. Have been to this particular plant before but went up there solo. This trip will be different. Our new sales person will be joining me.

Maybe early/mid-30's and she's quite stunning. At least 5'10" and very slender. Rumor has it that she's a bikini model in her spare time. Have found no proof of that so far but it's completely believable. She walks like a fashion model...impeccable posture and sort of a strut.

Don't think she knows much about our business yet but she's pretty cool. Stopped by my cube this afternoon to discuss travel plans. She actually suggested driving up the night before so we could be at the plant early morning. Kinda blew my mind because it's an easy one day trip. Told her we'll just drive up in the morning.

I'm old enough to be her dad. 6-7 hours in the car is gonna be weird. Can't even imagine how the conversation will go.

Six to seven hours is a good start to explaining the history of the pasty. On the way back you can tell her about all of the best pasty places and what makes a great pasty. Bring a pad and pen so she can take notes.

by **The Pantry** 2019-01-11, 23:52

I.B. Fine wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Had thought about a pie pick up. Willing to pay for a couple to help break up the trip. You gotta see this chick even though she's probably only a 3 in Mio.
Damn it, Pantry, she wants to spend the night with you, and you shot her down!

She's not my type, and I'm pretty sure I'm not her's.

by Guest 2019-01-12, 14:43

It would have been unimaginable 30 years ago to see commercials on TV showing people able to go dancing and riding road bikes because of their great diapers.

by **Nordic** 2019-01-12, 17:52

The wife went to Footlocker to return some stuff. I txt her to get me some shoe insoles/inserts for one of my shoes. She comes home empty handed and claims Footlocker doesn't sell insoles. scratch

by Guest 2019-01-14, 09:23

My 26 year old niece had to have an emergency appendectomy last night in GR. She's a nurse so knew what was going on but ended up in surgery at midnight. My sister had to make the 3 hour drive to GR to be with her. Had my 80 year old mother here with me fussing until they knew all was well. Just one of those nights.

by **DWags** 2019-01-14, 10:01

LooseGoose wrote:My 26 year old niece had to have an emergency appendectomy last night in GR. She's a nurse so knew what was going on but ended up in surgery at midnight. My sister had to make the 3 hour drive to GR to be with her. Had my 80 year old mother here with me fussing until they knew all was well. Just one of those nights.

Everybody o.k.?

by Guest 2019-01-14, 10:28

DWags wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:My 26 year old niece had to have an emergency appendectomy last night in GR. She's a nurse so knew what was going on but ended up in surgery at midnight. My sister had to make the 3 hour drive to GR to be with her. Had my 80 year old mother here with me fussing until they knew all was well. Just one of those nights.

Everybody o.k.?

Yep, it's not like it used to be - they're discharging her this morning. So sis will be staying for a few days.

by **The Pantry** 2019-01-16, 19:43

The Pantry wrote:Don't go on many company trips anymore but have one scheduled next week for a quote line-up in Michigan's lovely northern lower peninsula. Have been to this particular plant before but went up there solo. This trip will be different. Our new sales person will be joining me.

Maybe early/mid-30's and she's quite stunning. At least 5'10" and very slender. Rumor has it that she's a bikini model in her spare time. Have found no proof of that so far but it's completely believable. She walks like a fashion model...impeccable posture and sort of a strut.

Don't think she knows much about our business yet but she's pretty cool. Stopped by my cube this afternoon to discuss travel plans. She actually suggested driving up the night before so we could be at the plant early morning. Kinda blew my mind because it's an easy one day trip. Told her we'll just drive up in the morning.

I'm old enough to be her dad. 6-7 hours in the car is gonna be weird. Can't even imagine how the conversation will go.

Trip was today and went well. Duration was only about 6 1/2 hours. She's pretty cool and quite intelligent for a millennial. Only 3 years older than my oldest (UM) daughter but far less lib. She seems well balanced.

She mentioned a guy she was seeing now, squelching speculation she only plays with the other team. Some of my co-workers may be slightly shocked when I reveal that info to them tomorrow.

Stopped to get coffee right when we left and drove straight to the plant. Guy we met there was cool. Known and talked/emailed him for years but hadn't seen him in probably 6-7. Honestly, one of the smartest manufacturing operations people I've met over the years. He's probably a main reason that plant is still open after most of their Michigan plants closed and moved operations to Mexico.

Got back on the road south. Didn't stop again until Birch Run to get gas. Asked sales millennial if she wanted to get something to eat but added I'd be fine just getting back on the road, to which she agreed sparing her the humiliation of walking into a restaurant with an old, fat dude. Random Ramblings - Page 10 502811600

by aualum06 2019-01-16, 20:06

The Pantry wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Don't go on many company trips anymore but have one scheduled next week for a quote line-up in Michigan's lovely northern lower peninsula. Have been to this particular plant before but went up there solo. This trip will be different. Our new sales person will be joining me.

Maybe early/mid-30's and she's quite stunning. At least 5'10" and very slender. Rumor has it that she's a bikini model in her spare time. Have found no proof of that so far but it's completely believable. She walks like a fashion model...impeccable posture and sort of a strut.

Don't think she knows much about our business yet but she's pretty cool. Stopped by my cube this afternoon to discuss travel plans. She actually suggested driving up the night before so we could be at the plant early morning. Kinda blew my mind because it's an easy one day trip. Told her we'll just drive up in the morning.

I'm old enough to be her dad. 6-7 hours in the car is gonna be weird. Can't even imagine how the conversation will go.
Trip was today and went well. Duration was only about 6 1/2 hours. She's pretty cool and quite intelligent for a millennial. Only 3 years older than my oldest (UM) daughter but far less lib. She seems well balanced.

She mentioned a guy she was seeing now, squelching speculation she only plays with the other team. Some of my co-workers may be slightly shocked when I reveal that info to them tomorrow.

Stopped to get coffee right when we left and drove straight to the plant. Guy we met there was cool. Known and talked/emailed him for years but hadn't seen him in probably 6-7. Honestly, one of the smartest manufacturing operations people I've met over the years. He's probably a main reason that plant is still open after most of their Michigan plants closed and moved operations to Mexico.

Got back on the road south. Didn't stop again until Birch Run to get gas. Asked sales millennial if she wanted to get something to eat but added I'd be fine just getting back on the road, to which she agreed sparing her the humiliation of walking into a restaurant with an old, fat dude.

So you were up north?

by **The Pantry** 2019-01-16, 20:35

Not even close. Would have taken at least another 2 hours in the car on the way up.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-01-21, 11:21

What was Pylon doing in Ireland? Sorry about your back, dude.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/man-hospitalized-in-dublin-after-injecting-himself-with-own-semen-to-cure-back-pain-1.4257677?fbclid=IwAR1bwhldTRBp2vrv3qA8F_POJKUqBAqALaME5Ut8w-GBZvLLocc73MtcqI0

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2019-01-21, 11:39

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:What was Pylon doing in Ireland? Sorry about your back, dude.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/man-hospitalized-in-dublin-after-injecting-himself-with-own-semen-to-cure-back-pain-1.4257677?fbclid=IwAR1bwhldTRBp2vrv3qA8F_POJKUqBAqALaME5Ut8w-GBZvLLocc73MtcqI0

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-01-21, 12:18

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Wonder if he's been to EL lately?

by **tGreenWay** 2019-01-21, 13:37

Floyd Robertson wrote:[tw]1087007433464180736?s=19[/tw]

Wonder if he's been to EL lately?

This could be a stand alone thread.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-01-21, 14:31

To anybody who makes dinner anywhere, especially those who take pictures of their creations to share on social media: Please stop putting an egg on top of everything. FFS, enough already.

by **I.B. Fine** 2019-01-21, 14:43

tGreenWay wrote:To anybody who makes dinner anywhere, and takes pictures of their creations to share on social media: Please stop. FFS, enough already.

FIFY

by **Dendrobates** 2019-01-21, 15:15

Sounds like pantry has new spank material.

by **The Pantry** 2019-01-21, 15:18

Eggs are awesome, no matter what Bob and Greenway think. They can both go fuck Guy Fieri.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2019-01-21, 15:19

Floyd Robertson wrote:[tw]1087007433464180736?s=19[/tw]

Wonder if he's been to EL lately?

by **tGreenWay** 2019-01-21, 15:21

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:To anybody who makes dinner anywhere, and takes pictures of their creations to share on social media: Please stop. FFS, enough already.
FIFY

This morning there was a photo in my insta feed of an egg on avocado on toast. Redonkulous.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-01-21, 15:25

The Pantry wrote:Eggs are awesome, no matter what Bob and Greenway think. They can both go fuck Guy Fieri.

I didn’t say anything about eggs themselves being bad; it’s how everyfuckingbody who cooks is putting them on every damn dish. Truthfully, I think it’s being lazy, as in a way to toss protein on a meal without adding meat or fish.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-01-21, 15:36

What about dad, Joan Lunden? What. About. Dad?

by **The Pantry** 2019-01-21, 15:45

tGreenWay wrote:What about dad, Joan Lunden? What. About. Dad?

#DadsLivesMatterToo

by **steveschneider** 2019-01-21, 17:20

I hate simpleton solutions to resolve conflicts in sports.

ie 'If a team doesn't like bat flips, here's an idea for you - don't give up a homerun.'

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-01-21, 17:31

The Pantry wrote:Eggs are awesome, no matter what Bob and Greenway think. They can both go fuck Guy Fieri.

I just can't do eggs, man.

And I also can't do Guy Fieri.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-01-21, 17:35

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Eggs are awesome, no matter what Bob and Greenway think. They can both go fuck Guy Fieri.
I just can't do eggs, man.

And I also can't do Guy Fieri.

I.B. will enthusiastically do Guy Fieri for you and Pantry.

by **I.B. Fine** 2019-01-21, 17:54

tGreenWay wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: I just can't do eggs, man.

And I also can't do Guy Fieri.

I.B. will enthusiastically do Guy Fieri for you and Pantry.

Maybe, how was he when he did you, give you a reach around?

by **tGreenWay** 2019-01-21, 18:02

I.B. Fine wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I.B. will enthusiastically do Guy Fieri for you and Pantry.
Maybe, how was he when he did you, give you a reach around?

He tried. I threw him out of the car and stole his Camaro. Sold it at Barrett-Jackson Scottsdale last week. You should call him. He’s probably got a Chevette that’s about your speed. Random Ramblings - Page 10 1811933421

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-01-27, 21:52

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Ramble on, TB.

by **Rocinante** 2019-01-27, 22:55

That can’t be real.

by **Rocinante** 2019-01-29, 17:24

I always mix up November and February when speaking or writing. Is this weird?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-02-06, 20:29

We don't have a general NHL thread that I recall, so I'll drop this here.

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This makes me sad. Another broadcasting icon I grew up listening to is hanging it up.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-02-17, 18:11

Happy Presidents’ Day tomorrow! Random Ramblings - Page 10 969504605

by **InTenSity** 2019-02-17, 18:32

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Happy Presidents’ Day tomorrow!

I'm going to work tomorrow. Not a holiday for me.

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