Random Ramblings

InTenSity wrote:I think OTPT is my younger self. OTPT is going to hate that.

In 10 years OTPT is going to be asking where to go golfing in MI.

Floyd, I would love to hear about that if you’re willing to share.

I mean I don’t think I’d HATE it, but I believe you do have children....

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

InTenSity wrote:I think OTPT is my younger self. OTPT is going to hate that.

In 10 years OTPT is going to be asking where to go golfing in MI.

Floyd, I would love to hear about that if you’re willing to share.

I mean I don’t think I’d HATE it, but I believe you do have children....

Dude, I thought for sure I wasn't having kids. Made it to 40 and then tWife started up some serious baby talk. Now or never type talk. Now I'm 42 with a year old kid. You never know what lies ahead.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

Floyd, I would love to hear about that if you’re willing to share.

I mean I don’t think I’d HATE it, but I believe you do have children....

Dude, I thought for sure I wasn't having kids. Made it to 40 and then tWife started up some serious baby talk. Now or never type talk. Now I'm 42 with a year old kid. You never know what lies ahead.

I’d divorce the wife before having a kid. If we are on this board in 10-15 years we will see who was right.

I said I wasn’t going to have any either. I guess birth control can fail sometime within a 12 year span.

tGreenWay wrote:I have no kids I’m aware of.

hi dad

I experienced a glitch in the matrix today.

The past few days I’ve been working a booth at a conference. Yesterday, I grabbed both my phone chargers and put them in my purse. I distinctly remember I had to really tug to get them out. And I remember seeing the cords sticking out. I get back to my hotel room, and they aren’t there. This morning when I went back to my booth, they were both there and still plugged into the outlet.

Dendrobates wrote:I experienced a glitch in the matrix today.

The past few days I’ve been working a booth at a conference. Yesterday, I grabbed both my phone chargers and put them in my purse. I distinctly remember I had to really tug to get them out. And I remember seeing the cords sticking out. I get back to my hotel room, and they aren’t there. This morning when I went back to my booth, they were both there and still plugged into the outlet.

Time for a brain scan kid.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

InTenSity wrote:I think OTPT is my younger self. OTPT is going to hate that.

In 10 years OTPT is going to be asking where to go golfing in MI.

Floyd, I would love to hear about that if you’re willing to share.

I mean I don’t think I’d HATE it, but I believe you do have children....

Think John Daly meets Salvador Dali.

Rocinante wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:I experienced a glitch in the matrix today.

The past few days I’ve been working a booth at a conference. Yesterday, I grabbed both my phone chargers and put them in my purse. I distinctly remember I had to really tug to get them out. And I remember seeing the cords sticking out. I get back to my hotel room, and they aren’t there. This morning when I went back to my booth, they were both there and still plugged into the outlet.

Time for a brain scan kid.

 Don’t worry, I got one done this year.

tGreenWay, congrats, Dad! Have you told the Mrs. yet?

I have crapped 5 times in the last day. Somethings wrong with me.

tGreenWay wrote:

Banks2Mason wrote:

hi dad

Stop slouching, boy. And git a haircut.

will do.

oh btw, i crashed the minivan

Here's a super random question: Anyone remember what the spread was when Russell Wilson and Wisconsin came to EL in 2011?

Tim Wakefield wrote:Here's a super random question: Anyone remember what the spread was when Russell Wilson and Wisconsin came to EL in 2011?

Total guess but I'm gonna say Wisky -7?

Sounds about right. Badgers were looking incredibly good and we were being called a paper tiger. That was before my gambling days so I was just wondering

Coming from someone who doesn’t view the Nfl in good light... the actual product on the field is good. Everything else around it sucks. This may be captain obvious but

The Grateful Dead wanted to call an album “skull fuck”. Warner bros stopped it, ended up being called skull and roses.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:The Grateful Dead wanted to call an album “skull fuck”. Warner bros stopped it, ended up being called skull and roses.

That's nothing.   I knew a band that wanted to call themselves Guns N Fucks.  Geffen records made them change it to......

This is a cool thing. Metro Detroit Swillers should consider doing it if they have a chance.

https://www.beaumont.org/health-wellness/moonbeams

Rocinante wrote:I have crapped 5 times in the last day. Somethings wrong with me.

That is what I call a Monday.

Dendrobates wrote:

Rocinante wrote:I have crapped 5 times in the last day. Somethings wrong with me.

That is what I call a Monday.

Ladies LOVE the fiber.

Dendrobates wrote:

Rocinante wrote:I have crapped 5 times in the last day. Somethings wrong with me.

That is what I call a Monday.

You might want to see a doctor.

tGreenWay wrote:Magnets must get really tired holding on.

What pulled you in this in direction?

steveschneider wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Magnets must get really tired holding on.

What pulled you in this in direction?

He is a master at repelling members of the opposite sex..........

Izzo had 2 one and done types last year and didn't get out of the first weekend.

Maybe, possibly... thank the lord for un-answered prayers?

You enter a small men's room in an office building. Single person use kind of men's room. Clearly designated for men, not unisex. Busy office building, but it's on the second floor, so maybe not such a highly trafficked area. You lock the door behind you. The bathroom is pretty clean. There's no urinal, just a bowl. The seat is up when you enter. You only have to pee.

Do you put the seat down when you're done?

Floyd Robertson wrote:You enter a small men's room in an office building. Single person use kind of men's room. Clearly designated for men, not unisex. Busy office building, but it's on the second floor, so maybe not such a highly trafficked area. You lock the door behind you. The bathroom is pretty clean. There's no urinal, just a bowl. The seat is up when you enter.  You only have to pee.

Do you put the seat down when you're done?

Did you ask your wife/ Tinder date?  


My rule of thumb is leave 'em like you found 'em.

I.B. Fine wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:You enter a small men's room in an office building. Single person use kind of men's room. Clearly designated for men, not unisex. Busy office building, but it's on the second floor, so maybe not such a highly trafficked area. You lock the door behind you. The bathroom is pretty clean. There's no urinal, just a bowl. The seat is up when you enter.  You only have to pee.

Do you put the seat down when you're done?

Did you ask your wife/ Tinder date?  


My rule of thumb is leave 'em like you found 'em.

Good rule in this situation. It just looked odd walking into a bathroom and seeing the seat up.

Fuck if I'm touching it an putting it down though. Not even with a foot wedge.

tGreenWay wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:You enter a small men's room in an office building. Single person use kind of men's room. Clearly designated for men, not unisex. Busy office building, but it's on the second floor, so maybe not such a highly trafficked area. You lock the door behind you. The bathroom is pretty clean. There's no urinal, just a bowl. The seat is up when you enter. You only have to pee.

Do you put the seat down when you're done?

How small? Unmarried guys under 5’5”?

I don't know. They didn't have one of those amusement park height-checkers.

Hey, I'm 5'4". You guys can suck it!

You fuckers are tiny. Nordic probably has had craps bigger than you Nancies.