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Post by kingstonlake on 7/13/2020, 5:40 am

Fucking skunks.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 7/13/2020, 7:30 am

kingstonlake wrote:Fucking skunks.

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Last Thursday there was a dead skunk in the road in our subdivision, a couple hundred feet in from the main road. It laid there for 2-3 days. When I took my walk yesterday I noticed it was gone, but upon looking to my left I saw someone had thrown it in the grass in the vacant lot on the of the street. Like, really? You're going to pick up a 2-3 day old skanky dead skunk carcass and toss it a dozen feet? If you're going to touch the skanky dead skunk why not bag it and put it in the trash?
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 7/13/2020, 9:06 am

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Post by Dendrobates on 7/14/2020, 4:30 am

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Random Ramblings - Page 8 2vmzqwk0uia51

So gross.
And that kid is old enough to wash his own jar.
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Post by Dendrobates on 7/14/2020, 4:32 am

Up since 315.

Fucking kid was hollering for dad (yea right, he sleeps like a rock). I was sleeping pretty good. I go in, and she's hollering because her stuffed animal fell on the floor.

I hate kids
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Post by The Pantry on 7/14/2020, 9:02 am

Dendrobates wrote:Up since 315.

Fucking kid was hollering for dad (yea right, he sleeps like a rock). I was sleeping pretty good. I go in, and she's hollering because her stuffed animal fell on the floor.

I hate kids
If you want real chaos, have four or more.
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Post by The Pantry on 7/14/2020, 9:13 am

kingstonlake wrote:Fucking skunks.
Like the occasional whiff of skunk. Makes me feel like I'm Up North.
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Post by Dendrobates on 7/14/2020, 10:29 am

The Pantry wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Up since 315.

Fucking kid was hollering for dad (yea right, he sleeps like a rock). I was sleeping pretty good. I go in, and she's hollering because her stuffed animal fell on the floor.

I hate kids
If you want real chaos, have four or more.

Fuck that. My tubal is scheduled with my C section. I’m not dealing with this shit again.
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Post by tGreenWay on 7/14/2020, 11:35 am

The Pantry wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Fucking skunks.
Like the occasional whiff of skunk. Makes me feel like I'm Up North.


Bingo. Reminds me of the stink wafting into my room because I always keep my windows open Up North. Good memories of Petoskey.
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Post by The Pantry on 7/14/2020, 11:56 am

Dendrobates wrote:
The Pantry wrote:If you want real chaos, have four or more.

Fuck that. My tubal is scheduled with my C section. I’m not dealing with this shit again.
That's bullshit. Have Nevets get snipped so he can enjoy the experience.
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Post by The Pantry on 7/14/2020, 12:06 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Like the occasional whiff of skunk. Makes me feel like I'm Up North.


Bingo. Reminds me of the stink wafting into my room because I always keep my windows open Up North. Good memories of Petoskey.
Petoskey's close, but no cigar. UP skunks are more fragrant.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 7/14/2020, 2:10 pm

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:


Bingo. Reminds me of the stink wafting into my room because I always keep my windows open Up North. Good memories of Petoskey.
Petoskey's close, but no cigar. UP skunks are more fragrant.

Vacationed in Rhode Island one year... close to the ocean. The skunks were like squirrels there were so many. Had to watch yourself going from front door to car in the driveway. Irritating.
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Post by Rocinante on 7/14/2020, 2:43 pm

Online influencers may be the lowest rung of the human respectability ladder.
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Post by Bill Cain on 7/15/2020, 9:54 pm

Wild you rather have 3 balls and one penis or two penises and one ball?
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Post by Nordic on 7/15/2020, 10:01 pm

3 balls and 2 penises
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 7/15/2020, 10:25 pm

Nordic wrote:3 balls and 2 penises

We talking just standard orientation? Ball-Dick-Ball-Dick-Ball? What if it was Ball-Ball-Ball-Dick-Dick?
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Post by kingstonlake on 7/15/2020, 10:33 pm

Hit a deer this morning. Bambi. Just a tiny little fawn. Didn’t even do damage to my truck. Poor little guy never had a chance. Felt bad. As many as a see every morning I knew it was inevitable.
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Post by Cameron on 7/15/2020, 11:38 pm

Bill Cain wrote:Wild you rather have 3 balls and one penis or two penises and one ball?
Would the extra ball make you extra manly?

Even if it doesn't, seems easier to manage than another wang. And I never want my wang to touch another wang, even if that other wang is mine too.
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Post by tGreenWay on 7/16/2020, 3:49 am

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
Nordic wrote:3 balls and 2 penises

We talking just standard orientation? Ball-Dick-Ball-Dick-Ball? What if it was Ball-Ball-Ball-Dick-Dick?


There’s an East Lansing judge whose name is Dick Ball.
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Post by tGreenWay on 7/16/2020, 3:50 am

kingstonlake wrote:Hit a deer this morning. Bambi. Just a tiny little fawn. Didn’t even do damage to my truck. Poor little guy never had a chance. Felt bad. As many as a see every morning I knew it was inevitable.


If you knew it was inevitable, why weren’t you a more careful driver? Better yet, find an alternative route. Random Ramblings - Page 8 2809484752
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Post by Dendrobates on 7/16/2020, 3:50 am

The Pantry wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

Fuck that. My tubal is scheduled with my C section. I’m not dealing with this shit again.
That's bullshit. Have Nevets get snipped so he can enjoy the experience.

I'm still planning on him doing that too. 2 accidents here, I'm not taking any chances.
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Post by Dendrobates on 7/16/2020, 3:51 am

Up since 215.

"Hello darkness my old friend"
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Post by kingstonlake on 7/16/2020, 6:02 am

tGreenWay wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Hit a deer this morning. Bambi. Just a tiny little fawn. Didn’t even do damage to my truck. Poor little guy never had a chance. Felt bad. As many as a see every morning I knew it was inevitable.


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90% of my accounts are on US-23. Taking a different route would literally put more Bambi’s in danger. I have zero points on my record.

The only time I’m not driving carefully is when I get that booty call text from Mrs Greenway Razz Random Ramblings - Page 8 2809484752
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Post by Dendrobates on 7/16/2020, 6:27 am

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 7/16/2020, 7:20 am

Meat is murder.
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Post by kingstonlake on 7/16/2020, 7:53 am

Jake from State Farm wrote:Meat is murder.

Thanks Morrisey lol.
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Post by Bill Cain on 7/17/2020, 12:01 am

Another first date that leads nowhere. It didn’t necessarily go nowhere. And she told me afterward that she wanted a second date. She looked up at me like she wanted a kiss and I gave her a hug. I just deleted contact with her because I interpreted something negatively.

Some people are their own worst enemy.


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Post by MattyFresh on 7/17/2020, 1:34 am

K so I was 9 yrs old when Tyson took Holyfields ear but I've been watching some of his old fights from before I was born and when I was a little fella... holy hell. I honestly think if Mike was in the UFC these days he would have killed people, boxing gloves saved many lives.
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Post by MattyFresh on 7/17/2020, 1:50 am

MattyFresh wrote:K so I was 9 yrs old when Tyson took Holyfields ear but I've been watching some of his old fights from before I was born and when I was a little fella... holy hell. I honestly think if Mike was in the UFC these days he would have killed people, boxing gloves saved many lives.

Marvis Frasier.. jfc.. the line from Frasier now lol "Tyson was just another guy who was going to be a statistic. Yeah, that's what I thought. I threw a jab and that's all I remember."
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Post by tGreenWay on 7/17/2020, 3:38 am

Dendrobates wrote:Up since 215.

"Hello darkness my old friend"


My insomnia has gotten significantly worse since the original stay home order in March. I’m routinely going to bed at 4:30 am - 5 am and sometimes later now. I remember the good old days when I was bummed because I couldn’t fall asleep until 2 am.
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Post by Cameron on 7/17/2020, 11:50 am

Cameron wrote:Is it just me, or has there been a little less nonsense around here over the past few days? I'm enjoying it.
It was nice while it lasted...
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 7/18/2020, 6:31 pm

Every day should be Saturday. What steps do we need to make that happen? Start with taxing the mega rich and redistributing the wealth so we can screw off seven days a week?
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Post by Nordic on 7/18/2020, 8:18 pm

I've had a push-to-start car for probably 2 years, wife a little longer, and I'm still not used to it. Not the starting part. I'm not a moran. Starting is great. Push button. Go.

It is the exiting I struggle with. I leave the key in the car. I leave the car running. I don't put it park. I don't put it in park and leave it running, but grab the key fob and make damn sure I put the key in my pocket before exiting.  Random Ramblings - Page 8 3836498553

I can't get it right. With a key ignition there is a sequence of events ingrianed in my brain. Shift to park (or shift to first and pull the parking brake). Turn key off. Remove key. Exit. Put key in pocket. No other sequence will work.

I love the push-to-start, but I've hit the point where new tech is starting to confuse me.
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Post by DWags on 7/18/2020, 8:29 pm

Nordic wrote:I've had a push-to-start car for probably 2 years, wife a little longer, and I'm still not used to it. Not the starting part. I'm not a moran. Starting is great. Push button. Go.

It is the exiting I struggle with. I leave the key in the car. I leave the car running. I don't put it park (or shift to first and pull the parking brake). I don't put it in park and leave it running, but grab the key fob and make damn sure I put the key in my pocket before exiting.  Random Ramblings - Page 8 3836498553

I can't get it right. With a key ignition there is a sequence of events ingrianed in my brain. Shift to park. Turn key off. Remove key. Exit. Put key in pocket. No other sequence will work.

I love the push-to-start, but I've hit the point where new tech is starting to confuse me.

Wife has left her fucking car running. We throw keys in a drawer by the door. 20 feet from the Driveway. I think she’s either figured it out and corrected it or it shuts off. I don’t know.

When you said push start a car I remember starting old clutch cars with my friends pushing them and me pooping the clutch.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 7/18/2020, 8:34 pm

My first car. Used '89 Sunbird I inherited from my half brother in '93. The fuel pump went, and that's how I had to start it for a good half of a year. I finally went to a junkyard and got a fuel pump out of an old sunbird and installed it myself. I can't believe I did shit like that back then. I was also pretty good at installing car stereos. Amps. Face plates. Kickers. Speakers. Random Ramblings - Page 8 502811600 Random Ramblings - Page 8 502811600
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Post by Nordic on 7/18/2020, 8:39 pm

DWags wrote:
Nordic wrote:I've had a push-to-start car for probably 2 years, wife a little longer, and I'm still not used to it. Not the starting part. I'm not a moran. Starting is great. Push button. Go.

It is the exiting I struggle with. I leave the key in the car. I leave the car running. I don't put it park (or shift to first and pull the parking brake). I don't put it in park and leave it running, but grab the key fob and make damn sure I put the key in my pocket before exiting.  Random Ramblings - Page 8 3836498553

I can't get it right. With a key ignition there is a sequence of events ingrianed in my brain. Shift to park. Turn key off. Remove key. Exit. Put key in pocket. No other sequence will work.

I love the push-to-start, but I've hit the point where new tech is starting to confuse me.

Wife has left her fucking car running.  We throw keys in a drawer by the door. 20 feet from the Driveway.   I think she’s either figured it out and corrected it or it shuts off.  I don’t know.  

When you said push start a car I remember starting old clutch cars with my friends pushing them and me pooping the clutch.  


Ha. I forgot about that. We have it so tough now.
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Post by Nordic on 7/18/2020, 8:41 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My first car. Used '89 Sunbird I inherited from my half brother in '93. The fuel pump went, and that's how I had to start it for a good half of a year. I finally went to a junkyard and got a fuel pump out of an old sunbird and installed it myself. I can't believe I did shit like that back then. I was also pretty good at installing car stereos. Amps. Face plates. Kickers. Speakers. Random Ramblings - Page 8 502811600 Random Ramblings - Page 8 502811600

Cars lasted for shit in 80s. Stereos were the upgrade back in the day. I remember installing a Kenwood tape deck in my '84 Camaro and 100w Kenwood rear speakers. Yes, I had a mullet. All Summer Long woulda sounded kick ass on that stereo.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 7/18/2020, 8:45 pm

Nordic wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:My first car. Used '89 Sunbird I inherited from my half brother in '93. The fuel pump went, and that's how I had to start it for a good half of a year. I finally went to a junkyard and got a fuel pump out of an old sunbird and installed it myself. I can't believe I did shit like that back then. I was also pretty good at installing car stereos. Amps. Face plates. Kickers. Speakers. Random Ramblings - Page 8 502811600 Random Ramblings - Page 8 502811600

Cars lasted for shit in 80s. Stereos were the upgrade back in the day. I remember installing a Kenwood tape deck in my '84 Camaro and 100w Kenwood rear speakers. Yes, I had a mullet. All Summer Long woulda sounded kick ass on that stereo.

For a solid summer we hung out at Dixieland befriending the guy who owned the mobile audio store. Bought so much shit from that guy. I remember my Dad went to DC on business and visited one of the mints. Brought me home a printed sheet of $2 bills, suitable for framing. What did I do with it? Cut it up, obv, and spent it on an amp at Dixieland.
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Post by Nordic on 7/18/2020, 8:52 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Cars lasted for shit in 80s. Stereos were the upgrade back in the day. I remember installing a Kenwood tape deck in my '84 Camaro and 100w Kenwood rear speakers. Yes, I had a mullet. All Summer Long woulda sounded kick ass on that stereo.

For a solid summer we hung out at Dixieland befriending the guy who owned the mobile audio store. Bought so much shit from that guy. I remember my Dad went to DC on business and visited one of the mints. Brought me home a printed sheet of $2 bills, suitable for framing. What did I do with it? Cut it up, obv, and spent it on an amp at Dixieland.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 7/20/2020, 6:16 pm

I went shopping online for some water shoes. Kind of an emergency need. I couldn't find any in stock at a brick and mortar place where I could pick them up. It's July, so naturally I'd have better luck buying a winter coat.

Even Amazon Prime says they can't get them to me for a week.

Life is unfair and complicated sometimes.
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