Re: Random Ramblings

by **tGreenWay** 2020-10-10, 17:24

Sorry, not a mood stabilizer, a pood stabilizer.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-10-10, 17:26

Dendrobates wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Time to face the music, I have IBS and it is starting to impact my enjoyment of life.

I’ve got hemorrhoids now. I was told that having this star nosed mole friend could be permanent .

RIP to Anal

Sorry about that and sorry about that.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-10-10, 17:46

Dendrobates wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Time to face the music, I have IBS and it is starting to impact my enjoyment of life.

I’ve got hemorrhoids now. I was told that having this star nosed mole friend could be permanent .

RIP to Anal

So, I always wondered about that... How do the gays deal with roids? I've had some degree of roids for the last 20 years. Never goes away fully.

Anyone want to google that for us?
(Mess your search history up)

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-10-10, 18:16

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

I’ve got hemorrhoids now. I was told that having this star nosed mole friend could be permanent .

RIP to Anal

So, I always wondered about that... How do the gays deal with roids? I've had some degree of roids for the last 20 years. Never goes away fully.

Anyone want to google that for us?
(Mess your search history up)

I asked a friend and he responded with one word.

Practice.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-10-10, 18:41

Dendrobates wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Time to face the music, I have IBS and it is starting to impact my enjoyment of life.

I’ve got hemorrhoids now. I was told that having this star nosed mole friend could be permanent .

RIP to Anal

by **tGreenWay** 2020-10-10, 19:43

Dendrobates wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Time to face the music, I have IBS and it is starting to impact my enjoyment of life.

I’ve got hemorrhoids now. I was told that having this star nosed mole friend could be permanent .

RIP to Anal

Time to reverse roles and strap on. Sorry Nevets, but prepare your anus.

by **steveschneider** 2020-10-10, 22:30

Dendrobates wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Time to face the music, I have IBS and it is starting to impact my enjoyment of life.

I’ve got hemorrhoids now. I was told that having this star nosed mole friend could be permanent .

RIP to Anal

I’ve had them. My advice eat fruits and vegetables you want to soften the stool. No pushing is the key. Steel cut oats is a fantastic start to a morning. Nuts - eat lots of nuts. I’m crazy about nuts. This will make a difference.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-10-11, 03:02

steveschneider wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

I’ve got hemorrhoids now. I was told that having this star nosed mole friend could be permanent .

RIP to Anal

I’ve had them. My advice eat fruits and vegetables you want to soften the stool. No pushing is the key. Steel cut oats is a fantastic start to a morning. Nuts - eat lots of nuts. I’m crazy about nuts. This will make a difference.

Should you and your grumpy bowels really be giving advice on pooping?

by **steveschneider** 2020-10-11, 08:57

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

I’ve had them. My advice eat fruits and vegetables you want to soften the stool. No pushing is the key. Steel cut oats is a fantastic start to a morning. Nuts - eat lots of nuts. I’m crazy about nuts. This will make a difference.

Should you and your grumpy bowels really be giving advice on pooping?

I was able to tackle the hemorrhoids. The other problem I’ve been in denial about it. Time to tackle ibs.

by **steveschneider** 2020-10-11, 08:58

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

I’ve got hemorrhoids now. I was told that having this star nosed mole friend could be permanent .

RIP to Anal

Sorry about that and sorry about that.

Appreciate it.

by **The Pantry** 2020-10-11, 11:17

Had a nasty case of rhoids for a couple weeks when I was 20...actually used a donut for driving. Went away. Had them just a couple times since butt they were pretty mild. Been over 20 years since the last flare up. Prep-H is your friend.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-10-11, 11:53

Bathroom habits aren’t the issue. There is no control from what pregnancy does to fuck up with your body.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-10-11, 20:10

Dendrobates wrote:Bathroom habits aren’t the issue. There is no control from what pregnancy does to fuck up with your body.

Maybe it’s bedroom habits. Does Nevets smooth down his fingernails before buttplay?

by **steveschneider** 2020-10-11, 20:49

The Pantry wrote:Had a nasty case of rhoids for a couple weeks when I was 20...actually used a donut for driving. Went away. Had them just a couple times since butt they were pretty mild. Been over 20 years since the last flare up. Prep-H is your friend.

I found the demonstration of a match put out by a medicated pad to be misleading. I was always an Anusol guy. That would be the brand I would endorse and proud to put my signature on the package.

by Bill Cain 2020-10-15, 22:21

Spoiled rotten.

My moms anxiety allowed me to become the village idiot. She treats me like I’m 10. She did everything for me and that was the problem. There’s a level of nurturing where it is very weird and strange. When I’ve lived on my own she’s texted me every day to see how I’m doing.

Psych

by **The Pantry** 2020-10-16, 15:44

I just don't get people that go overboard on Halloween decorations. There are three houses a couple streets away with front yards loaded with crap. Not only do they go overboard but they've had all the shit up since before the beginning of the month.

by **Cameron** 2020-10-16, 15:53

Some people (mostly women, in my experience) absolutely fucking love Halloween. I don't really get it. Even as a kid, I could pretty much take it or leave it. I'm not big on dressing up in costume, I'm not particularly entertained by scary movies, and I've never been a big candy guy, so Halloween doesn't really do much for me.

Give me Thanksgiving over Halloween every time. Football + Turkey > costumes + candy

by **The Pantry** 2020-10-16, 17:10

Halloween has become a lot darker than when I was a kid and, even since my kids were kids.

by Bill Cain 2020-10-16, 22:36

Tits and coolies

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2020-10-17, 00:18

Different strokes for different folks.

by **The Pantry** 2020-10-17, 00:48

Love the BBQ forum. Put out a zero tolerance statement last weekend. Anyone with a political avatar or posting politically in any thread except the political forum would be banned until after the election. This place lets politics run rampant like a badge of pride.

by **DWags** 2020-10-17, 01:03

The Pantry wrote:Love the BBQ forum. Put out a zero tolerance statement last weekend. Anyone with a political avatar or posting politically in any thread except the political forum would be banned until after the election. This place lets politics run rampant like a badge of pride.

So they politically took a stand and that’s that?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2020-10-17, 01:32

Easily triggered

by **tGreenWay** 2020-10-17, 01:55

Cameron wrote:Some people (mostly women, in my experience) absolutely fucking love Halloween. I don't really get it. Even as a kid, I could pretty much take it or leave it. I'm not big on dressing up in costume, I'm not particularly entertained by scary movies, and I've never been a big candy guy, so Halloween doesn't really do much for me.

Give me Thanksgiving over Halloween every time. Football + Turkey > costumes + candy

It’s kind of surprising (and funny) the women I know who are really into gore and/or true crime. There’s one who listens to all the murder podcasts and reads everything she can about serial killers. It’s funny b/c you’d never guess it about her. She’s got a couple kids and a great job and this very dark side. Random Ramblings - Page 16 502811600

by **tGreenWay** 2020-10-17, 01:56

The Pantry wrote:Love the BBQ forum. Put out a zero tolerance statement last weekend. Anyone with a political avatar or posting politically in any thread except the political forum would be banned until after the election. This place lets politics run rampant like a badge of pride.

We don’t have a bbq forum, Pantry.

by **The Pantry** 2020-10-17, 03:04

No hope for this board?

DWags wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Love the BBQ forum. Put out a zero tolerance statement last weekend. Anyone with a political avatar or posting politically in any thread except the political forum would be banned until after the election. This place lets politics run rampant like a badge of pride.

So they politically took a stand and that’s that?

They took an apolitical stand, unlike this nuthouse.

by Bill Cain 2020-10-17, 21:50

I think I’m going to turn gay. Most chicks seem to want to use me as some sort of cuckolding device. It’s sad. But not all chicks. It’s best to just find a chick that’s like myself. With that chick I don’t feel paranoid that she’s out to get me

That’s really my only option. Depressed masochistic chick or blowing dudes. Because I don’t like feeling used anymore

by **The Pantry** 2020-10-17, 21:58

Bill Cain wrote:I think I’m going to turn gay. Most chicks seem to want to use me as some sort of cuckolding device. It’s sad. But not all chicks. It’s best to just find a chick that’s like myself. With that chick I don’t feel paranoid that she’s out to get me

That’s really my only option. Depressed masochistic chick or blowing dudes. Because I don’t like feeling used anymore

by Bill Cain 2020-10-17, 22:24

by **y2kMgrad** 2020-10-18, 22:06

I've been timing how fast I can turn the channel when an election ad comes on. I average about 3 seconds.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-10-23, 00:40

Youtube finally getting access to my swill history it seems

Randomly got a video on mousetraps earlier today

Then just got the ultimate saucepan video - can't remember who was railing on about aluminium and dying so going here

by Bill Cain 2020-10-24, 08:32

My therapist says I’m easily her most frustrating patient. She’s thinking of dropping me as a patient. Isn’t that unusual? Isn’t it usually the patient that stops seeing the therapist and not the other way around?

Anyways, she said the only way I listen to her is if she screams at me or if she’s mean to me.

In recent news a guy at work said I’m like Charles Manson

by **kingstonlake** 2020-10-24, 08:37

Bill Cain wrote:My therapist says I’m easily her most frustrating patient. She’s thinking of dropping me as a patient. Isn’t that unusual? Isn’t it usually the patient that stops seeing the therapist and not the other way around?

Anyways, she said the only way I listen to her is if she screams at me or if she’s mean to me.

In recent news a guy at work said I’m like Charles Manson haha.

Your Harmony Korine schtick is getting old.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-10-24, 09:42

The Pantry wrote:I just don't get people that go overboard on Halloween decorations. There are three houses a couple streets away with front yards loaded with crap. Not only do they go overboard but they've had all the shit up since before the beginning of the month.

It’s always been my favorite holiday. We used to go all out. Since having kids, it’s only some outdoor and indoor decorations. We would have the big Halloween parties. Someday we will start it up again. I hate Christmas, so I guess this is my holiday to do this kind of stuff. I’ve also been kinda weird and loved the ghoulish scary stuff since I could remember. I was 3 years old when I watched nightmare on elm street, and I was screaming “more blood” during some of the scenes. It’s a fun time of year for me.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-10-24, 09:44

tGreenWay wrote:
Cameron wrote:Some people (mostly women, in my experience) absolutely fucking love Halloween. I don't really get it. Even as a kid, I could pretty much take it or leave it. I'm not big on dressing up in costume, I'm not particularly entertained by scary movies, and I've never been a big candy guy, so Halloween doesn't really do much for me.

Give me Thanksgiving over Halloween every time. Football + Turkey > costumes + candy

It’s kind of surprising (and funny) the women I know who are really into gore and/or true crime. There’s one who listens to all the murder podcasts and reads everything she can about serial killers. It’s funny b/c you’d never guess it about her. She’s got a couple kids and a great job and this very dark side.

I have no interest in that shit though. That stuff bores me. But give me all the Halloween decorations.

by **The Pantry** 2020-10-29, 18:26

Our new building had a couple design variations to choose from before it was built, as I discovered after it was built. Drove over there a couple months before we moved in to check the property out for the first time. My jaw dropped when still on the street, approaching in my vehicle.

The new foreign owners had left the decision of which design variation to choose up to our CFO at the time. He'd been kept on by the new owners with a lucrative new contract. Guy may have known money but didn't know dick about functional property/building design. The total office space could accommodate ~150 workers/customers. The front parking lot is only 30 vehicles. The rest of the parking spots are behind the building where the semis run...minimum two football field walk through the shop area after crossing the truck tundra just to get to the office. Have a layout of the property in AutoCAD. If you get there at the wrong time, you will have a quarter mile walk to the office.

Bring this up because the CEO sent an email to all employees yesterday saying they could not park in the front parking lot today...bunch of GM big wigs in for a dog & pony show.

by **steveschneider** 2020-10-29, 19:54

So I'm watching Wheel of Fortune tonight and the puzzle has one letter left

'Spooky shado_s and scary skeletons'

and this dipshit asks for a 'D'. Good thing I wasn't in the audience because I would of had an involuntary loud reaction.

by MSU addict 2020-10-29, 20:05

According to google, Wheel of Fortune has the oldest viewers on television. The average wheel watcher is age 65 or older.

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=fVibX8avI9ulytMPnJaC0A8&q=average+age+of+wheel+of+fortune+viewers&oq=average+age+of+a+wheel+of+&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQARgAMgkIABDJAxAWEB46CAgAELEDEIMBOgUILhCxAzoFCAAQsQM6CwguELEDEMcBEKMCOggILhDHARCjAjoICC4QsQMQkwI6AgguOgIIADoLCC4QsQMQyQMQkwI6EQguELEDEMcBEKMCEMkDEJMCOggILhDHARCvAToECAAQCjoHCAAQsQMQCjoECC4QCjoFCAAQyQM6CAgAELEDEMkDOgUIABCSAzoGCAAQFhAeOggIABAWEAoQHlDtEVjzYmC6dGgEcAB4AIABS4gBzguSAQIyOZgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXqwAQA&sclient=psy-ab

by **steveschneider** 2020-10-29, 20:40

MSU addict wrote:According to google, Wheel of Fortune has the oldest viewers on television. The average wheel watcher is age 65 or older.

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=fVibX8avI9ulytMPnJaC0A8&q=average+age+of+wheel+of+fortune+viewers&oq=average+age+of+a+wheel+of+&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQARgAMgkIABDJAxAWEB46CAgAELEDEIMBOgUILhCxAzoFCAAQsQM6CwguELEDEMcBEKMCOggILhDHARCjAjoICC4QsQMQkwI6AgguOgIIADoLCC4QsQMQyQMQkwI6EQguELEDEMcBEKMCEMkDEJMCOggILhDHARCvAToECAAQCjoHCAAQsQMQCjoECC4QCjoFCAAQyQM6CAgAELEDEMkDOgUIABCSAzoGCAAQFhAeOggIABAWEAoQHlDtEVjzYmC6dGgEcAB4AIABS4gBzguSAQIyOZgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXqwAQA&sclient=psy-ab

I’m in my mid forties. It was on while we were eating and I hope that never happens again.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-10-29, 21:32

steveschneider wrote:So I'm watching Wheel of Fortune tonight and the puzzle has one letter left

'Spooky shado_s and scary skeletons'

and this dipshit asks for a 'D'. Good thing I wasn't in the audience because I would of had an involuntary loud reaction.

I laughed at him too. He did it several times. Yet somehow managed to walk away with some cash

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