Re: Random Ramblings

by Bill Cain 2021-01-12, 10:17

Word of advice, if you’re offered a job and then months later show up again and try to see if the job offer is still on the table, the employer is going to be apprehensive and you’re going to have to really sell yourself to get the job offer again

by **Motown Spartan** 2021-01-12, 10:33

Water is wet.

by **Dendrobates** 2021-01-12, 10:42

The other day , we got fast food. My 3 year old asked out loud to the worker with the man bun was a guy or girl.
I’m pretty sure he didn’t hear. But it was really hard not to laugh out loud to that.

by Bill Cain 2021-01-12, 12:51

Dendrobates wrote:The other day , we got fast food. My 3 year old asked out loud to the worker with the man bun was a guy or girl.
I’m pretty sure he didn’t hear. But it was really hard not to laugh out loud to that.

Never go man bun without a beard. Same thing applies with baldness. They mix together like spaghetti and meatball

by **Dendrobates** 2021-01-14, 09:34

Last day of leave today. I would be more excited going back to work if I could actually go somewhere. Working full time from home is not ideal for me. 2 days a week is my sweet spot.

by MSU addict 2021-01-14, 12:11

I will be very happy when Biden assumes office on the 20th.

Not for the obvious reasons - but I live a few miles away from his house. The random road closures have been beyond my comprehension. I understand there can be no advanced notice, but this ain't Michigan and the roads are not in any sort of grid pattern. Rerouting around an intersection can add a half hour to a 10 minute trip. I avoid going in that direction if at all possible.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-01-14, 12:21

Dendrobates wrote:Last day of leave today. I would be more excited going back to work if I could actually go somewhere. Working full time from home is not ideal for me. 2 days a week is my sweet spot.

You can visit me, baby. Random Ramblings - Page 24 2175295500

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-14, 13:00

Chuck Norris impersonator? Or Chick Norris impersonating an impersonator?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chuck-norris-us-capitol-riot-viral-photo/

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2021-01-14, 13:28

MSU addict wrote:I will be very happy when Biden assumes office on the 20th.

Not for the obvious reasons - but I live a few miles away from his house. The random road closures have been beyond my comprehension. I understand there can be no advanced notice, but this ain't Michigan and the roads are not in any sort of grid pattern. Rerouting around an intersection can add a half hour to a 10 minute trip. I avoid going in that direction if at all possible.

That's pretty neat, not the adding of time to your drive - but living close to him. You rich, bro?

by MSU addict 2021-01-14, 14:32

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
MSU addict wrote:I will be very happy when Biden assumes office on the 20th.

Not for the obvious reasons - but I live a few miles away from his house. The random road closures have been beyond my comprehension. I understand there can be no advanced notice, but this ain't Michigan and the roads are not in any sort of grid pattern. Rerouting around an intersection can add a half hour to a 10 minute trip. I avoid going in that direction if at all possible.

That's pretty neat, not the adding of time to your drive - but living close to him. You rich, bro?

Not that rich - I don't live in his development. (Though "a friend of a friend" does and says that is a kind of a nightmare.)

Where he lives is absolutely beautiful, but not that far from some not so nice areas of Wilmington. I live in the other direction, near the intersection where his first wife and daughter lost their lives in a traffic accident. When I drive by that intersection I think about them. I cannot imagine how he must feel if he drives by it and I wonder if he avoids doing so at all cost.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2021-01-16, 13:38

Very tricky of one team to wear all whites uniforms I the snow. Now that MSU is better at the helmets matching the jerseys, matching the grass color is the next logical step.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-17, 12:55

When did hipsters get way into sour dough bread and sour dough starters?

by **Dendrobates** 2021-01-17, 13:04

steveschneider wrote:When did hipsters get way into sour dough bread and sour dough starters?

During the shutdown in March. It was all over my fb of everyone doing that.

by **The Pantry** 2021-01-17, 13:05

steveschneider wrote:When did hipsters get way into sour dough bread and sour dough starters?

Sourdough has always been a favorite of mine. It's been around for thousands of years. Not really a hipster thing, fucking Steve.

by **Cameron** 2021-01-17, 13:05

Dendrobates wrote:
steveschneider wrote:When did hipsters get way into sour dough bread and sour dough starters?

Before it was cool.

Fixed

by **Dendrobates** 2021-01-17, 17:48

The Pantry wrote:
steveschneider wrote:When did hipsters get way into sour dough bread and sour dough starters?
Sourdough has always been a favorite of mine. It's been around for thousands of years. Not really a hipster thing, fucking Steve.

It is some good shit. My dad used to make it all the time when I was a kid.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-17, 18:47

Dendrobates wrote:
steveschneider wrote:When did hipsters get way into sour dough bread and sour dough starters?

During the shutdown in March. It was all over my fb of everyone doing that.

It is a very popular trend. We know probably 10 people that are way into it. I found out that San Francisco is ideal for sourdough because of the consistent temperature around 75 degrees.

by **The Pantry** 2021-01-17, 18:57

steveschneider wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

During the shutdown in March. It was all over my fb of everyone doing that.

It is a very popular trend. We know probably 10 people that are way into it. I found out that San Francisco is ideal for sourdough because of the consistent temperature around 75 degrees.

September is the warmest month in San Francisco a high averaging 71°

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-17, 19:13

Looks like desired temperature is between 20 - 27 degrees Celsius.

by **Cameron** 2021-01-17, 19:53

Get out of here with that Celsius shit, you pretentious twat.

Fucking steve...

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-17, 20:04

Cameron wrote:Get out of here with that Celsius shit, you pretentious twat.

Fucking steve...

Just an FYI you can use the internet to make conversions you lazy bum.

by **Cameron** 2021-01-17, 20:05

No shit. But the only reason an American would use Celsius in casual conversation is to be a douche canoe.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-17, 20:11

Cameron wrote:No shit. But the only reason an American would use Celsius in casual conversation is to be a douche canoe.

The metric system is pretentious? Get the fuck out of here.

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-17, 20:16

I think we should restart the ccc and hire people to change out whole country over to metric. Team steve

by aualum06 2021-01-17, 20:20

Rocinante wrote:I think we should restart the ccc and hire people to change out whole country over to metric. Team steve

Well the standard system is pretty dumb

by **Motown Spartan** 2021-01-17, 20:33

Someone rubbed one out in this elevator...

by **kingstonlake** 2021-01-17, 20:40

Well played

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-17, 20:41

I do hate kilometers and kilograms but I like centimeters and centigrade.

by **Cameron** 2021-01-17, 20:54

Rocinante wrote:I think we should restart the ccc and hire people to change out whole country over to metric. Team steve

I agree that we should change to metric. But unless and until we do, using Celsius instead of Farenheit in casual conversation strikes me as some sort of faux-European feigned sophistication. Especially coming from steve.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-17, 21:02

Cameron wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I think we should restart the ccc and hire people to change out whole country over to metric. Team steve
I agree that we should change to metric. But unless and until we do, using Celsius instead of Farenheit in casual conversation strikes me as some sort of faux-European feigned sophistication. Especially coming from steve.

Cameron the Simpleton

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-17, 21:17

Cameron wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I think we should restart the ccc and hire people to change out whole country over to metric. Team steve
I agree that we should change to metric. But unless and until we do, using Celsius instead of Farenheit in casual conversation strikes me as some sort of faux-European feigned sophistication. Especially coming from steve.

This is true. Fucking steve the faux intellectual Bill Maher loving mofo.

by Bill Cain 2021-01-17, 21:54

I had sex. That’s all you need to know

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-17, 22:20

Bill Cain wrote:I had sex. That’s all you need to know

Your mother sounds nice.

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-01-18, 08:00

Bill Cain wrote:I had sex. That’s all you need to know

I took a shit... Will provide details if asked.

by **Motown Spartan** 2021-01-18, 09:37

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:I had sex. That’s all you need to know
I took a shit... Will provide details if asked.

Clean break? Peanut butter?

by **kingstonlake** 2021-01-18, 10:04

Bill Cain wrote:I had sex. That’s all you need to know

Do you own or live on a farm?

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-19, 17:20

Was on a client call and this white guy expressed his opinion that MLK day should be a day of national service. GTFO here.

by **The Pantry** 2021-01-19, 18:40

steveschneider wrote:I do hate kilometers and kilograms but I like centimeters and centigrade.

Centimeters? A useless fraction of a meter.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2021-01-19, 19:06

Was driving into town the other day, it's cloudy with the sun just barely visible behind the clouds. My wife has a brain fart and says "where does the sun go when it's cloudy like this?" I may have misinterpreted but I answer "You're new to this planet aren't you?" Got a nice smile from her.

by Bill Cain 2021-01-19, 23:47

We’re running in the shadows of the night

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