Re: Random Ramblings

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2020-12-22, 16:50

It's a genie. Were you into I Dream of Jeannie as a first grader you little horn dog

by Bill Cain 2020-12-23, 00:42

I finally figured myself out after all these years. ENTP

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-12-23, 05:18

Bill Cain wrote:I finally figured myself out after all these years. ENTP

Weird, I figured you out after like 5 min.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-12-23, 13:55

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-12-23, 14:30

Dendrobates wrote:

You got my number.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-12-23, 17:05

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

You got my number.

Well fuck, you've got a million dollars to spare, I will meet up with you really soon

by **DWags** 2020-12-23, 17:08

Dendrobates wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

You got my number.

Well fuck, you've got a million dollars to spare, I will meet up with you really soon

Shit, so will I.

by **The Pantry** 2020-12-23, 22:00

Dendrobates wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

You got my number.

Well fuck, you've got a million dollars to spare, I will meet up with you really soon

Could be a magical night if you met at a motel in St. Ignace.

Don't forget to pick up pasties on the way there.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-12-25, 15:29

Roommate in college had a TV with a half mute option....I often think about and miss that feature

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-25, 15:50

What does that mean? Lower volume by half or mute half the conversation?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-12-25, 18:52

Rocinante wrote:What does that mean? Lower volume by half or mute half the conversation?

Lower volume by half instead of full on mute. Works great for commercials

by Bill Cain 2020-12-29, 23:41

I need some tits

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-30, 00:04

They have procedures for that, Bill.

by aualum06 2020-12-30, 00:10

Try Google

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-30, 03:08

I just spent two hours on buzzfeed looking at their lists of funny tumbler posts. I feel ashamed.

by Bill Cain 2020-12-30, 23:05

I just realized my ex I just almost had sex with was like a younger version of my mom...

The fuck bros...

Pretty typical right bros...guy goes after a girl that’s like his mom...right?

Right?

No wonder my mom hated her and never trusted her

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-30, 23:08

My wife and mom have the same birthday.

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-30, 23:09

They’re actually the same person.

by Bill Cain 2020-12-30, 23:11

Rocinante wrote:They’re actually the same person.

I see what you’re saying but personality wise there were a lot of similarities

by **Dendrobates** 2020-12-31, 15:28

It just seems weird that there are bowl games on.

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-03, 14:50

We got about two feet of snow in early October. It’s been 40s-60s since. We may have gotten one dusting but we just haven’t had winter here yet at all. I wonder if we will. Looking at the forecast it’s going to be mid 40s until Wednesday when it might rain. It’s so dry, too. Next summer is going to suck if we don’t get some snow.

by **The Pantry** 2021-01-03, 17:44

I don't get the Mercedes commercial where a stuffed animal/something is strapped to the grill of a semi in the snow.

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-01-03, 19:30

The Pantry wrote:I don't get the Mercedes commercial where a stuffed animal/something is strapped to the grill of a semi in the snow.

Yeah, I can smell the exhaust fumes and road grime on the bear from my couch.
No way some Benzo-Karen let's that into her ride.

by **DWags** 2021-01-03, 20:44

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
The Pantry wrote:I don't get the Mercedes commercial where a stuffed animal/something is strapped to the grill of a semi in the snow.
Yeah, I can smell the exhaust fumes and road grime on the bear from my couch.
No way some Benzo-Karen let's that into her ride.

Welp as the father of two daughters and a wife that encouraged caring and compassion, I’m here to tell you that would have been picked up, washed sewn up, named and given a back story.

As pathetic as that might sound, I kind of like the women my daughters have become. Don’t know if that’s the kind of shit that did it, but they’re pretty cool to hang out with.

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-04, 14:03

Would you pick up a homeless person wags.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2021-01-04, 14:16

The only bowl games I watched this year were the semifinals and the end of the Cinci/Georgia game.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2021-01-04, 14:30

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:The only bowl games I watched this year were the semifinals and the end of the Cinci/Georgia game.

I watched about a 1/4 of IUs game and that was it. Not having a live TV cable/streaming package as of late has been an interesting sports adjustment.

by **steveschneider** 2021-01-04, 20:40

For a brief moment I thought I was about three years away from being so fat I wouldn't be able to see my own dick. I went from a size 32 waste to a 34 in 501 Levis. I even switched to ath leisure at a few points for comfort. Happy to report I'm back to a 33. This year my goal is to get back to 32. Wish me luck!

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-01-04, 20:48

steveschneider wrote:For a brief moment I thought I was about three years away from being so fat I wouldn't be able to see my own dick. I went from a size 32 waste to a 34 in 501 Levis. I even switched to ath leisure at a few points for comfort. Happy to report I'm back to a 33. This year my goal is to get back to 32. Wish me luck!

Amen brotha. Same.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2021-01-05, 13:19

steveschneider wrote:For a brief moment I thought I was about three years away from being so fat I wouldn't be able to see my own dick. I went from a size 32 waste to a 34 in 501 Levis. I even switched to ath leisure at a few points for comfort. Happy to report I'm back to a 33. This year my goal is to get back to 32. Wish me luck!

Godspeed Steve

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-01-09, 13:39

Wow I just got sucked into this Reddit AITA thread (I follow it on Twitter).

Read this first: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/kruv9w/aita_for_not_taking_in_my_bil_who_peed_on_my/

Update: https://www.reddit.com/user/Planetsahead/comments/ktufit/peegate_update/

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-09, 15:07

Riveting

by **Dendrobates** 2021-01-09, 15:21

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wow I just got sucked into this Reddit AITA thread (I follow it on Twitter).

Read this first: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/kruv9w/aita_for_not_taking_in_my_bil_who_peed_on_my/

Update: https://www.reddit.com/user/Planetsahead/comments/ktufit/peegate_update/

Holy fuck..... that went places i never expected.
I only read the OP and the update, which was all you needed. Took some time. But damn. That poor woman.

by **y2kMgrad** 2021-01-09, 22:23

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wow I just got sucked into this Reddit AITA thread (I follow it on Twitter).

Read this first: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/kruv9w/aita_for_not_taking_in_my_bil_who_peed_on_my/

Update: https://www.reddit.com/user/Planetsahead/comments/ktufit/peegate_update/

That's pretty fucked up.

by aualum06 2021-01-09, 22:38

y2kMgrad wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Wow I just got sucked into this Reddit AITA thread (I follow it on Twitter).

Read this first: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/kruv9w/aita_for_not_taking_in_my_bil_who_peed_on_my/

Update: https://www.reddit.com/user/Planetsahead/comments/ktufit/peegate_update/

That's pretty fucked up.

Wtf

by Bill Cain 2021-01-10, 22:30

Apparently I’m a Scottish, English, Irish, German, and Polish mutt per 23andme

by **Rocinante** 2021-01-10, 22:35

Bill Cain wrote:Apparently I’m a Scottish, English, Irish, German, and Polish mutt per 23andme

So you’re of indentured servant, and mining stock. Explains a lot.

by Bill Cain 2021-01-10, 22:39

Rocinante wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:Apparently I’m a Scottish, English, Irish, German, and Polish mutt per 23andme

So you’re of indentured servant, and mining stock. Explains a lot.

Psh I can trace my family back to 1600s French royalty and the mayflower. Got this shit brah

by **Dendrobates** 2021-01-10, 23:29

Bill Cain wrote:Apparently I’m a Scottish, English, Irish, German, and Polish mutt per 23andme

Aka.... you're white

by Bill Cain 2021-01-10, 23:51

Dendrobates wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:Apparently I’m a Scottish, English, Irish, German, and Polish mutt per 23andme

Aka.... you're white

Not even a trace of Jewish or Native. I’m surprised

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