Re: tOfficial Detroit Lions Thread: Sheila ain't fucking around

[aualum06]

Yes

Update?

Lions suck

[Nordic]

Update?

Lions suck

Not nice

[tGreenWay]

Update?

Lions suck

Not news.

[Nordic]

Lions suck

Not news.

Not nice.

[DWags]

My friend got these lions socks from his brother only because of the tail placement.

[DWags]

By the way, we Now know it’s true that the lions do indeed trip over their own dick.

[tGreenWay]

My friend got these lions socks from his brother only because of the tail placement.

Seriously, how do they not see this? The decision to okay this design must’ve come from the same group that ok’d the new hat earlier this year that had the giant L on it. lol

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[Travis of the Cosmos]

Usually when I see the lions schedule for next year I think to myself “well that’s 10 losses”. But this time that actually seems kinda manageable? Maybe could be a fun season if they get a few more pieces together.

It’s been two days so it’s time to jump on that hope train once again

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[kingstonlake]

.500 next year might win the Norris division. (If Rodgers leaves)

[Turtleneck]

Usually when I see the lions schedule for next year I think to myself “well that’s 10 losses”. But this time that actually seems kinda manageable? Maybe could be a fun season if they get a few more pieces together.

It’s been two days so it’s time to jump on that hope train once again

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Bills 42
Lions 10

[Travis of the Cosmos]

You should come out for the game turtleneck you can stay at my house we’ll eat nachos

[Turtleneck]

You should come out for the game turtleneck you can stay at my house we’ll eat nachos

Not falling for this again. It was hard enough escaping the pit once. Have you invited any of the new posters over for nachos/to be tossed into the pit?

[AvgMSUJoe]

Usually when I see the lions schedule for next year I think to myself “well that’s 10 losses”. But this time that actually seems kinda manageable? Maybe could be a fun season if they get a few more pieces together.

It’s been two days so it’s time to jump on that hope train once again

Manageable? Like manage to lose the vast majority of those and many in heartbreaking fashion? (just like the last 2-3 decades?)

Glutton for punishment.

I have no idea how anyone can be optimistic about anything for the Lions...

I can't get myself to enjoy the season ironically either.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Usually when I see the lions schedule for next year I think to myself “well that’s 10 losses”. But this time that actually seems kinda manageable? Maybe could be a fun season if they get a few more pieces together.

It’s been two days so it’s time to jump on that hope train once again

Manageable? Like manage to lose the vast majority of those and many in heartbreaking fashion? (just like the last 2-3 decades?)

Glutton for punishment.

I have no idea how anyone can be optimistic about anything for the Lions...

I can't get myself to enjoy the season ironically either.

Do you guys copy paste the same posts over and over again in this thread or no I can’t even fathom why it’s fun to bother but maybe the lions have hurt you that bad that you strike out at them every time

Anyway, no, manageable in the sense that many of the teams on that list kinda suck. As opposed to when they have the schedule come out and most of the teams on it are still playing

[Travis of the Cosmos]

You should come out for the game turtleneck you can stay at my house we’ll eat nachos

Not falling for this again. It was hard enough escaping the pit once. Have you invited any of the new posters over for nachos/to be tossed into the pit?

I promise that anything that will happen would be purely consensual

[NigelUno]

Usually when I see the lions schedule for next year I think to myself “well that’s 10 losses”. But this time that actually seems kinda manageable? Maybe could be a fun season if they get a few more pieces together.

It’s been two days so it’s time to jump on that hope train once again

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Losses:

(Home)
1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Bills
4. Dolphins
5. Seahawks
(Road)
6. Packers
7. Cowboys
8. Patriots
9. Panthers
10. Vikings/Bears

[tGreenWay]

Usually when I see the lions schedule for next year I think to myself “well that’s 10 losses”. But this time that actually seems kinda manageable? Maybe could be a fun season if they get a few more pieces together.

It’s been two days so it’s time to jump on that hope train once again

[tw]1480903824307011586[/tw]

OTPT 52
Bills 42
Lions 10

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Usually when I see the lions schedule for next year I think to myself “well that’s 10 losses”. But this time that actually seems kinda manageable? Maybe could be a fun season if they get a few more pieces together.

It’s been two days so it’s time to jump on that hope train once again

[tw]1480903824307011586[/tw]

Losses:

(Home)
1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Bills
4. Dolphins
5. Seahawks
(Road)
6. Packers
7. Cowboys
8. Patriots
9. Panthers
10. Vikings/Bears

So, 7-10. Makes sense. But, like I said fill some holes and that can flip to 9-8 or 10-7 pretty quickly. I’d argue that dolphins, eagles, panthers are all very winnable too

Winnable 9 months out from any games being played that is.

[Heat Miser]

Kenny Golladay Validates One of Brad Holmes' Early Decisions

Golladay finished the season with 37 receptions and 521 receiving yards, but did not find the end zone in 14 games played.

In stark contrast, rookie wideout Amon-Ra St. Brown secured 90 receptions for 912 yards and five touchdowns in 2021.

[Turtleneck]

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Is that a screenshot from Techmo?

[Trapper Gus]

The Cardinals, who play the Rams tomorrow, are the owners of the longest championship drought in major American sports. Is a curse to blame?

Who knew?

[tGreenWay]

Lions’ LB Alex Anzalone hopes to get permission from HC Dan Campbell and GM Brad Holmes to help recruit the likely soon-to-be free agent Marcus Williams. Anzalone and Williams broke into the league together when both were drafted in 2017 by the Saints.

https://www.prideofdetroit.com/platform/amp/2022/3/14/22977494/lions-free-agency-alex-anzalone-help-recruit-marcus-williams-if-allowed

[tGreenWay]

Matthew Stafford shares the screen with Milana Vayntrub in a new AT&T ad. It’s clever. I’ll take a night with her over a SB trophy.

https://www.prideofdetroit.com/platform/amp/2022/3/17/22983394/matthew-stafford-att-commercial-pokes-fun-detroit-lions-trade

[aualum06]

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[NigelUno]

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That should be entertaining.

[GRR Spartan]

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That should be entertaining.

All aboard!

Next stop Dysfunction Junction

[aualum06]

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[tGreenWay]

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Think I’ll bus in some Jets fans just for the entertainment value.

[The Pantry]

Matthew Stafford shares the screen with Milana Vayntrub in a new AT&T ad. It’s clever. I’ll take a night with her over a SB trophy.

https://www.prideofdetroit.com/platform/amp/2022/3/17/22983394/matthew-stafford-att-commercial-pokes-fun-detroit-lions-trade

She looks different in the last few commercials. Like they're dressing her in bras way too small to flatten her out.

[tGreenWay]

Matthew Stafford shares the screen with Milana Vayntrub in a new AT&T ad. It’s clever. I’ll take a night with her over a SB trophy.

https://www.prideofdetroit.com/platform/amp/2022/3/17/22983394/matthew-stafford-att-commercial-pokes-fun-detroit-lions-trade

She looks different in the last few commercials. Like they're dressing her in bras way too small to flatten her out.

Nah. She’s losing/lost her pregnancy boobs/weight.

[aualum06]

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[Travis of the Cosmos]

She looks different in the last few commercials. Like they're dressing her in bras way too small to flatten her out.

Nah. She’s losing/lost her pregnancy boobs/weight.

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/pky8bb/the-atandt-girl-knows-youre-obsessed-with-her

No offense to any of our resident internet weirdos, but it’s actually because the internet weirdos have made her very uncomfortable. So pantry’s more right, but it’s not “they’re” dressing her like that, it’s that she’s doing it because she doesn’t want the weirdos to do weirdo things.

[tGreenWay]

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Women, sure, but hiring a minority for the Offense? A minority? I thought this was America, not communist Russia.

[tGreenWay]

Nah. She’s losing/lost her pregnancy boobs/weight.

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/pky8bb/the-atandt-girl-knows-youre-obsessed-with-her

No offense to any of our resident internet weirdos, but it’s actually because the internet weirdos have made her very uncomfortable. So pantry’s more right, but it’s not “they’re” dressing her like that, it’s that she’s doing it because she doesn’t want the weirdos to do weirdo things.

I’m still not wrong Travis bye

[The Pantry]

Nah. She’s losing/lost her pregnancy boobs/weight.

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/pky8bb/the-atandt-girl-knows-youre-obsessed-with-her

No offense to any of our resident internet weirdos, but it’s actually because the internet weirdos have made her very uncomfortable. So pantry’s more right, but it’s not “they’re” dressing her like that, it’s that she’s doing it because she doesn’t want the weirdos to do weirdo things.

Maybe a combination of ATT marketing thoughts and hers.  

To me, she was quirky funny when her first ATT ads came out.  Didn't really pay attention to her boobs until after seeing the ads a few times.  I find her genuinely cute and amusing.

However, that didn't stop me from looking up and finding a MV look-alike on Porn Hub.  The likeness was amazing but the vid has since been taken down  

[NigelUno]

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/pky8bb/the-atandt-girl-knows-youre-obsessed-with-her

No offense to any of our resident internet weirdos, but it’s actually because the internet weirdos have made her very uncomfortable. So pantry’s more right, but it’s not “they’re” dressing her like that, it’s that she’s doing it because she doesn’t want the weirdos to do weirdo things.

Maybe a combination of ATT marketing thoughts and hers.  

To me, she was quirky funny when her first ATT ads came out.  Didn't really pay attention to her boobs until after seeing the ads a few times.  I find her genuinely cute and amusing.

However, that didn't stop me from looking up and finding a MV look-alike on Porn Hub.  The likeness was amazing but the vid has since been taken down  

[MiamiSpartan]

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I guess they dont care if defensive staffs are offensive.

[DWags]

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So, if you already have a minority or a woman, do you get to hire an extra coach?

[Nordic]

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So, if you already have a minority or a woman, do you get to hire an extra coach?

Read the article, not the headline

It is TMZ, so I use the word article loosely

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