Re: Random Ramblings

by **tGreenWay** 4/16/2017, 2:41 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:If you had to kill a wasp in your house how well would you sleep that night? I probably won't.

Probably a sentinel or flew in accidentally. Not necessarily a sign of a bigger problem. Might wanna buy some Benedryl to have handy, just in case.

by **Floyd Robertson** 4/16/2017, 2:45 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:If you had to kill a wasp in your house how well would you sleep that night? I probably won't.

Probably a sentinel or flew in accidentally. Not necessarily a sign of a bigger problem. Might wanna buy some Benedryl to have handy, just in case.

I didn't come here for rational explanations.

by **The Pantry** 4/16/2017, 2:50 pm

They generally don't fly in the dark...why they recommend waiting until night to hose down wasp nests with kill spray.

They had a nest inside the mechanism of a height adjustable backboard at an old house. Sprayed it down one night. Unfortunately there was enough light from nearby homes that one of the fuckers found me and landed on the back of my shirt...stung me three times before I could get the shirt off.

by **tGreenWay** 4/16/2017, 7:51 pm

The Pantry wrote:They generally don't fly in the dark...why they recommend waiting until night to hose down wasp nests with kill spray.

They had a nest inside the mechanism of a height adjustable backboard at an old house. Sprayed it down one night. Unfortunately there was enough light from nearby homes that one of the fuckers found me and landed on the back of my shirt...stung me three times before I could get the shirt off.

Good point. Floyd really has to worry about all those spiders expanding their turf now that we're moving into bug season. Just think about all those creepy crawly things he's going to swallow while he's sleeping.

by **The Pantry** 4/16/2017, 8:13 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:They generally don't fly in the dark...why they recommend waiting until night to hose down wasp nests with kill spray.

They had a nest inside the mechanism of a height adjustable backboard at an old house. Sprayed it down one night. Unfortunately there was enough light from nearby homes that one of the fuckers found me and landed on the back of my shirt...stung me three times before I could get the shirt off.

Good point. Floyd really has to worry about all those spiders expanding their turf now that we're moving into bug season. Just think about all those creepy crawly things he's going to swallow while he's sleeping.

If I were him I'd be more worried about earwigs. Things show up unexpectedly in the weirdest places. Always remind me of that old Star Trek movie with Ricardo Montalban.

by **Death Roe** 4/19/2017, 9:10 am

I'm on an internet conference call session, supposed to start at 9. Some Bahsten fuckah can't log on prahpahly and is makin' everyone fall bahind.

Go Sawx.

by **The Pantry** 4/19/2017, 6:16 pm

On the way home this evening saw what I thought were geese up ahead on the side of the road. Got closer and it was over a dozen escaped chickens feeding in the grass next to the road. The owner is gonna have fun rounding them up when they get home.

by **tGreenWay** 4/19/2017, 6:31 pm

The Pantry wrote:On the way home this evening saw what I thought were geese up ahead on the side of the road. Got closer and it was over a dozen escaped chickens feeding in the grass next to the road. The owner is gonna have fun rounding them up when they get home.

Did any of them cross the road?

by **tGreenWay** 4/19/2017, 6:32 pm

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Good point. Floyd really has to worry about all those spiders expanding their turf now that we're moving into bug season. Just think about all those creepy crawly things he's going to swallow while he's sleeping.
If I were him I'd be more worried about earwigs. Things show up unexpectedly in the weirdest places. Always remind me of that old Star Trek movie with Ricardo Montalban.

There was an episode of Night Gallery that aired when I was 9 or 10. Same deal: Guy gets an earwig eating through his brain. Freaked me out for years.

by **tGreenWay** 4/19/2017, 6:33 pm

The Pantry wrote:On the way home this evening saw what I thought were geese up ahead on the side of the road. Got closer and it was over a dozen escaped chickens feeding in the grass next to the road. The owner is gonna have fun rounding them up when they get home.

Sounds like a fowl situation.

by **tGreenWay** 4/19/2017, 6:35 pm

The Pantry wrote:On the way home this evening saw what I thought were geese up ahead on the side of the road. Got closer and it was over a dozen escaped chickens feeding in the grass next to the road. The owner is gonna have fun rounding them up when they get home.

Some poor schlub will have to clean up that mess for some poultry hourly wage. Guys like that get paid chicken feed.

by **Floyd Robertson** 4/19/2017, 6:37 pm

The Pantry wrote:On the way home this evening saw what I thought were geese up ahead on the side of the road. Got closer and it was over a dozen escaped chickens feeding in the grass next to the road. The owner is gonna have fun rounding them up when they get home.

Hustle them down to Popeye's, Louisiana fast.

by **The Pantry** 4/19/2017, 6:39 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:On the way home this evening saw what I thought were geese up ahead on the side of the road. Got closer and it was over a dozen escaped chickens feeding in the grass next to the road. The owner is gonna have fun rounding them up when they get home.

Did any of them cross the road?

None. They were all busy pecking away at whatever was in the grass. Though, I can imagine some might cross the road when the owner starts chasing them.

by **tGreenWay** 4/19/2017, 6:40 pm

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Did any of them cross the road?
None. They were all busy pecking away at whatever was in the grass. Though, I can imagine some might cross the road when the owner starts chasing them.

At least you'll have an answer then when someone asks why they crossed the road.

by **Floyd Robertson** 4/19/2017, 6:41 pm

The Pantry wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Did any of them cross the road?
None. They were all busy pecking away at whatever was in the grass. Though, I can imagine some might cross the road when the owner starts chasing them.

I wouldn't blame them, they've got a taste of free range.

by **The Pantry** 4/19/2017, 6:48 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:None. They were all busy pecking away at whatever was in the grass. Though, I can imagine some might cross the road when the owner starts chasing them.

At least you'll have an answer then when someone asks why they crossed the road.

That's the only logical answer to the age-old question.

by **Tim Wakefield** 4/19/2017, 10:32 pm

I got intentionally walked in IM softball today. What the fuck

by **xsanguine** 4/19/2017, 10:34 pm

If I masturbate with hemp lotion is it considered weed whacking? Asking for a friend.

by **The Pantry** 4/19/2017, 10:51 pm

Tim Wakefield wrote:I got intentionally walked in IM softball today. What the fuck

Did they do it the traditional way or just tell you to take first base?

by **tGreenWay** 4/20/2017, 12:15 pm

xsanguine wrote:If I masturbate with hemp lotion is it considered weed whacking? Asking for a friend.

by **Death Roe** 4/20/2017, 12:39 pm

Tim Wakefield wrote:I got intentionally walked in IM softball today. What the fuck

Wow. What was the reason? Guy/girl behind you suck?

by Guest 4/20/2017, 1:54 pm

Death Roe wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:I got intentionally walked in IM softball today. What the fuck

Wow. What was the reason? Guy/girl behind you suck?

Because Wakie is a beast.

by **Death Roe** 4/20/2017, 2:01 pm

by **The Pantry** 4/20/2017, 3:22 pm

Where's a link to the popcorn thread?

by Guest 4/20/2017, 3:28 pm

The Pantry wrote:Where's a link to the popcorn thread?

Last post in this thread..
https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t9355p360-loose-what-s-in-the-oven

...but mostly in this thread page 1.
https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t14814-the-2017-cooking-thread-paleo-baking-grilling-q-sushi-whatcha-got?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 4/20/2017, 3:30 pm

school gets out at 3:37. They let the kids out the back door. It's first grade so parents need to be there to pick them up. Nowhere to park within I'd say 120 yards of that door. Sitting in car right now, it's pouring, thunder and lightning. Joy.

by **Floyd Robertson** 4/20/2017, 3:48 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote: school gets out at 3:37. They let the kids out the back door. It's first grade so parents need to be there to pick them up. Nowhere to park within I'd say 120 yards of that door. Sitting in car right now, it's pouring, thunder and lightning. Joy.

It is dark and raining cows and sheep at my office. If it doesn't stop within the next 45 minutes I'm going to be one soaked hombre trying to get to my to check my gas gauge. That's right, no coat. I gave them up until November.

by **tGreenWay** 4/20/2017, 4:23 pm

It's been my personal experience that Marines offer the strongest handshake, but surgeons are a pretty close second. I'm talking both men and women.

by **Death Roe** 4/28/2017, 12:35 pm

I had Menna's Joint for the first time this week.

It's cheap, and not good for you, but holy shit it was awesome.

by **The Pantry** 4/28/2017, 1:25 pm

Got a lamburger at Beirut Palace. Need to order them medium rare or they put too much char on them.

by **The Pantry** 5/2/2017, 12:08 am

Prayers for her family and friends. RIP, Adriana.

Adriana Morales de Florencio

My daughter will be starting her contract on Navigator of the Seas in less than a month.

by **Floyd Robertson** 5/2/2017, 7:22 pm

Suppose you get DM'd by someone on Twitter that you learn is a young single mother in Illinois? Do you open the message or just delete it? I doubt it's nudes and, no, I haven't been in Illinois in recent memory.

by **The Pantry** 5/2/2017, 7:33 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Suppose you get DM'd by someone on Twitter that you learn is a young single mother in Illinois? Do you open the message or just delete it? I doubt it's nudes and, no, I haven't been in Illinois in recent memory.

She didn't tell you she lived there?

by MattyFresh 5/2/2017, 7:35 pm

just let me know if it truly goes down in there Floyd

by **The Pantry** 5/2/2017, 7:42 pm

The Pantry wrote:Prayers for her family and friends. RIP, Adriana.

Adriana Morales de Florencio

My daughter will be starting her contract on Navigator of the Seas in less than a month.

To say I feel uneasy would be understated

Adriana Morales stabbed to death

by **Floyd Robertson** 5/2/2017, 7:44 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Suppose you get DM'd by someone on Twitter that you learn is a young single mother in Illinois? Do you open the message or just delete it? I doubt it's nudes and, no, I haven't been in Illinois in recent memory.
She didn't tell you she lived there?

So says her twitter bio.

by **tGreenWay** 5/2/2017, 7:53 pm

Pantry, that's frightening. From the first story you posted, she left the ship with her killer? Does your daughter know if it's another Royal employee, love interest, or maybe a passenger? So sad.

by **tGreenWay** 5/2/2017, 7:55 pm

Floyd, I read my DMs but won't follow links from people I don't know. I've briefly corresponded with people on twitter, but ignore the obvious bots and those who DM me out of the blue.
Sidenote: Always demand a paternity test.

by **DWags** 5/2/2017, 8:04 pm

The Pantry wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Prayers for her family and friends. RIP, Adriana.

Adriana Morales de Florencio

My daughter will be starting her contract on Navigator of the Seas in less than a month.
To say I feel uneasy would be understated

Adriana Morales stabbed to death

Yikes. Good thoughts to you Pantry.

by MattyFresh 5/2/2017, 8:14 pm

That is some very scary shit Pantry, and I'll echo Dwags sentiment

by Sponsored content