Random Ramblings

Kid's team is down 36-3 at half.

No shit.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Kid's team is down 36-3 at half.

No shit.

That has to be so brutal and painful to watch

Avgmsujoe:

To quote from the movie bad moms:

Do you go to all of his games?



No. No, I don't. The last game I went to was six hours long and the final score was one to two. So, I'd rather go to Afghanistan than another kids' baseball game.

Yeah, I do. Dude's a Senior. My life will change this summer. After 15 years of travel baseball and basketball leagues... All done. Kind of know what I will be missing after last year. Dude has played the trumpet for 5 years, no concerts or anything since last spring.

Btw, Ended up losing like 62-32 so in the grand scheme of high school hoop, normal.

Buy

Here you go average Joe MSU

When a thread gets to 25 pages it auto locks and a new one is auto started. You just found the wrong one

Testing 1, 2, 3

Is it actually locked?

My bad.

See, you need x-ray vision now.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:See, you need x-ray vision now.

I think you're worse at the Internet than GreenWay.

Deep irony in that.

I could rewrite this fucking board in like 2 work days.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Deep irony in that.

I could rewrite this fucking board in like 2 work days.

Could you though?

May have more security holes then swiss cheese (re:parler), but it would be functional.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Deep irony in that.

I could rewrite this fucking board in like 2 work days.

It is actually a bit annoying that after 25 pages a thread locks and starts over, so you get a pass this time. Next time you will owe tSwill bank 768,987 rubles.

Turtleneck wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Deep irony in that.

I could rewrite this fucking board in like 2 work days.

It is actually a bit annoying that after 25 pages a thread locks and starts over, so you get a pass this time. Next time you will owe tSwill bank 768,987 rubles.

More likely, renminbi.

DWags wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Kid's team is down 36-3 at half.

No shit.

My girl played 7th grade basketball because she liked the shoes.  anyway, I went to the games.  it was something like you went through.  Side story, there was a huge girl on her team. Twice the size of my girl in height almost.  She was obviously center. But everytime she woudl get the ball she'd fall.  I mean fell at a clip of 90% or more.  ball would roll out of her hands and sometimes we'd get it back and sometimes we wouldn't.  It was horrible to watch.  I asked my 24 year old, about 2 years ago what ever happened to that 7th grade girl and I guess she actually turned out to be good enough to play at alma or adrian or some such school like that Hope  college or whatever.  See,  you never know.  

OTPT would win 11-0 in a game to 10

I have to put masochistic bill away. It’s sad. Because masochistic bill is a better salesman, he’s funny, he’s responsible, his adhd symptoms are more manageable...but he’s unstable and girls don’t want to bang that guy. I wish they did, but they don’t.

I have a large amount of recent sex memories where I could change myself into a sadist. But that guy is irresponsible and sucks at sales. And the worst part? He’s the dullest and most boring guy in the world.

And girls like him, and I hate that. I absolutely hate that because that other guy feels like he’s the most soulless man alive and I hate that women would want that. I literally had a married coworker tell me that she wanted me to rip off her clothes in front of a few other men when I was in sadist mode. When I’m in sadist mode there were days where I would wake up with 3 hour rock hard morning glory’s. And if I masturbated there were times I’d look at my penis and think, “I’ve never seen it look this big. I might be a solid 8 inches now.”

I have 2 choices:
1. A bland boring soulless life with pussy
2. An entertaining unstable life with no pussy

I think I might go with 1

Nobody wants to be friends with sadist bill. But most people like masochistic bill.

If we are to assume that women are nature than dullness is what is best. That guy is stable and in our current society being in a relationship with a crank is disadvantageous even if he does make you laugh

Bill Cain wrote:I have to put masochistic bill away. It’s sad. Because masochistic bill is a better salesman, he’s funny, he’s responsible, his adhd symptoms are more manageable...but he’s unstable and girls don’t want to bang that guy. I wish they did, but they don’t.

I have a large amount of recent sex memories where I could change myself into a sadist. But that guy is irresponsible and sucks at sales. And the worst part? He’s the dullest and most boring guy in the world.

And girls like him, and I hate that. I absolutely hate that because that other guy feels like he’s the most soulless man alive and I hate that women would want that. I literally had a married coworker tell me that she wanted me to rip off her clothes in front of a few other men when I was in sadist mode. When I’m in sadist mode there were days where I would wake up with 3 hour rock hard morning glory’s. And if I masturbated there were times I’d look at my penis and think, “I’ve never seen it look this big. I might be a solid 8 inches now.”

I have 2 choices:
1. A bland boring soulless life with pussy
2. An entertaining unstable life with no pussy

I think I might go with 1

Nobody wants to be friends with sadist bill. But most people like masochistic bill.

If we are to assume that women are nature than dullness is what is best. That guy is stable and in our current society being in a relationship with a crank is disadvantageous even if he does make you laugh

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Bill. It doesn't matter which you choose, because nobody actually likes either Bill.

DWags wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Kid's team is down 36-3 at half.

No shit.

My girl played 7th grade basketball because she liked the shoes. anyway, I went to the games. it was something like you went through. Side story, there was a huge girl on her team. Twice the size of my girl in height almost. She was obviously center. But everytime she woudl get the ball she'd fall. I mean fell at a clip of 90% or more. ball would roll out of her hands and sometimes we'd get it back and sometimes we wouldn't. It was horrible to watch. I asked my 24 year old, about 2 years ago what ever happened to that 7th grade girl and I guess she actually turned out to be good enough to play at alma or adrian or some such school like that Hope college or whatever. See, you never know.

We had neighbors my boys played with often a girl and boy... The girl was about as coordinated as a 2 X4. No one would play hoops with her cause she would just push them down, cause she was tall and a black belt in something... Couldn't catch the ball to save her life. Shooting was actually funny. Her parents only had her playing soccer to keep her hands away from her sports. They move away... 5 years later she got a schollie to Indiana St. for hoops.

Just took my vitamins. Noticed on the bottle there’s a certificate that says ‘2019 Best Taste Award Chefs Best’.

Imagine going to the culinary institute and your claim to fame is making a vitamin that tastes like a gummy drop.

New philosophy, instead of pondering about the unponderable I’m just going to get back to doing the things I used to enjoy doing

So I'm damn near 50 freaking years old... Why the fk do I have a breakout of zits on my back neck and face? Hasn't happened in decades probably.

DWags wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:So I'm damn near 50 freaking years old... Why the fk do I have a breakout of zits on my back neck and face? Hasn't happened in decades probably.

You’re not on the roads are you?

Joking there but have you changed your diet?

Don't think so, but I read it could be hormonal changes. Wondering if I finally will get hairy nutz.

Or maybe (and just assuming here) maybe I will get to the point I don't care about sexy time 24/7... Cause I believe that hormonal change will come at some point. (And what a glorious day it will be)

Working from home has cut down in my showering and I got some back zits last week. Are you a dirty motherfucker like me.

tGreenWay wrote:Is it wrong to want a Jason Alexander hoodie?

Yes

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Is it wrong to want a Jason Alexander hoodie?

Yes

He was an asshole in Pretty Woman

The ratings for the Grammys was in the tank this year. Down from 20 million to 8 million. I looked at the list of artists and I was like who the hell are these people? Am I too old to get it or is the industry just putting out shit? I think it's the latter and I base that on the fact that modern hit songs have a shelf life of weeks and then are forgotten. Back in my day our hits had some longevity and staying power.

steveschneider wrote:The ratings for the Grammys was in the tank this year. Down from 20 million to 8 million. I looked at the list of artists and I was like who the hell are these people? Am I too old to get it or is the industry just putting out shit? I think it's the latter and I base that on the fact that modern hit songs have a shelf life of weeks and then are forgotten. Back in my day our hits had some longevity and staying power.

I don't think you can form an assessment until you look at the general trend in ratings of (a) other music awards shows (2) other entertainment awards shows.

What do those look like?

Steve that post was so lame. Just screams old guy yelling at life passing him by. Do better.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

steveschneider wrote:The ratings for the Grammys was in the tank this year. Down from 20 million to 8 million. I looked at the list of artists and I was like who the hell are these people? Am I too old to get it or is the industry just putting out shit? I think it's the latter and I base that on the fact that modern hit songs have a shelf life of weeks and then are forgotten. Back in my day our hits had some longevity and staying power.

I don't think you can form an assessment until you look at the general trend in ratings of (a) other music awards shows (2) other entertainment awards shows.

What do those look like?

Oscars hit a low last year and they are sounding the alarms.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Steve that post was so lame. Just screams old guy yelling at life passing him by. Do better.

I consume a shit load of music, and firmly believe great music is being made right now. I think generational bias is a problem when it comes to assessing modern music but I also think the industry isn't helping. How come I'm not finding it on that show? A show that celebrates the best music? I'd argue it's a broken institution.

The artist they showcase are so forgettable. I watched the Bee Gees documentary on HBO last month. Which artist on that show would we all want to look back upon in 40 years and examine their body of work?

Black Pumas

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