Re: Random Ramblings

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-04-05, 22:18

Rocinante wrote:What the fuck is bubble guppies?

Nothing wrong with some bubble bubble bubble guppy guppy guppies. You want to see some fucked up shit watch some Teletubbies. Nightmare fuel.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-04-10, 11:47

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by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-04-17, 14:16

First it was Asian Carp, now lanternflies.

Watch out for these bugs headed for Michigan, experts warn

by **tGreenWay** 2019-04-17, 14:38

My foolproof plan:
Get the Asian carp to eat the lantern flies, fattening them up, then we hire a big marketing firm to rename the fish into something exotic sounding and pitch it as a delicacy. Then we overfish the damn thing into extinction on the Great Lakes.

by **Rocinante** 2019-04-17, 14:57

tGreenWay wrote:
My foolproof plan:
Get the Asian carp to eat the lantern flies, fattening them up, then we hire a big marketing firm to rename the fish into something exotic sounding and pitch it as a delicacy. Then we overfish the damn thing into extinction on the Great Lakes.

As of me leaving grad school about a decade ago, this was already in the works (other than the feeding them lantern flies - come on Greenway).

Meet the Silverfin!!!

by **tGreenWay** 2019-04-17, 16:38

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:
My foolproof plan:
Get the Asian carp to eat the lantern flies, fattening them up, then we hire a big marketing firm to rename the fish into something exotic sounding and pitch it as a delicacy. Then we overfish the damn thing into extinction on the Great Lakes.

As of me leaving grad school about a decade ago, this was already in the works (other than the feeding them lantern flies - come on Greenway).

Meet the Silverfin!!!

Mmmmmm. Can’t beat a silverfin and hush puppy dinner at Red Lobster.

by **Rocinante** 2019-04-17, 22:27

FRANKENPIG!!!!

https://gizmodo.com/scientists-partially-revive-disembodied-pig-brains-rai-1834111182

by **tGreenWay** 2019-04-20, 04:47

You think they ever got rid of the musty smell from that old hall in Detroit where they prayed at the Maritime Sailors’ Cathedral?

by **Rocinante** 2019-04-24, 14:52

Why do people think it’s okay to just bring your dog in every business now?

by **tGreenWay** 2019-04-24, 15:41

Rocinante wrote:Why do people think it’s okay to just bring your dog in every business now?

I always assume they’re not allowed until I learn otherwise. If I’m running errands and want to bring Fido, I’ll call ahead and ask first. Truth is, Canine GreenWay would travel with me everywhere if it was allowed. I’ll take my (and any) dog over people almost every time.

by Senior Dickfist 2019-04-24, 15:47

Rocinante wrote:Why do people think it’s okay to just bring your dog in every business now?

Understanding that not all people love dogs (not sure of your stance), I understand. With that said, I love dogs, so I like seeing them in businesses and getting to pet them, selfishly, of course.

My chihuahua would probably freak out at a store. On the other hand, my two german shepherds would be all for it.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-04-24, 17:06

I always enjoy the question, “Is your dog friendly?”

No, nitwit, I brought a dangerous carnivore into a heavily trafficked public area because she’s jonesing for some low-hanging neck wattle just like yours. Rolling Eyes

by **Rocinante** 2019-04-24, 18:03

Senior Dickfist wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Why do people think it’s okay to just bring your dog in every business now?

Understanding that not all people love dogs (not sure of your stance), I understand. With that said, I love dogs, so I like seeing them in businesses and getting to pet them, selfishly, of course.

My chihuahua would probably freak out at a store. On the other hand, my two german shepherds would be all for it.

I fucking love dogs. My dog is awesome and at my old job I used to be able to bring him to work and it was awesome. I just remember when it was assumed that you don't bring your dog into the convenience store, or dollar general. Now people just mosey on in places. It seems like an entitlement thing.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2019-05-02, 08:05

Baylor Kicker Now Inglewood, CA Motorcycle Cop

by **DWags** 2019-05-02, 21:54

Have you ever put your garbage out at night and you’re the only one in the neighborhood who is done it, and you think to yourself what the hell is up did I miss a day? Or what does everyone know that I don’t?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-05-02, 22:18

All the time. But I got wise and bookmarked the city refuse and recycling page with the calendar on it and also subscribed to their SMS alerts.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-02, 22:24

Rocinante wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Understanding that not all people love dogs (not sure of your stance), I understand. With that said, I love dogs, so I like seeing them in businesses and getting to pet them, selfishly, of course.

My chihuahua would probably freak out at a store. On the other hand, my two german shepherds would be all for it.

I fucking love dogs. My dog is awesome and at my old job I used to be able to bring him to work and it was awesome. I just remember when it was assumed that you don't bring your dog into the convenience store, or dollar general. Now people just mosey on in places. It seems like an entitlement thing.

It’s sad that you hate dogs and, by extension, dog owners. Sad.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-02, 22:27

Floyd Robertson wrote:Baylor Kicker Now Inglewood, CA Motorcycle Cop

That cop is lucky to be alive, and he’s going to take a lot of ribbing from fellow officers. I mean, when his broken ribs heal.
And that mayor is going to be the Butts of a lot of jokes.

by **DWags** 2019-05-02, 23:03

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:All the time. But I got wise and bookmarked the city refuse and recycling page with the calendar on it and also subscribed to their SMS alerts.

I hate you because I want to be as organized as you.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-02, 23:35

Not a problem for me because I never put out the trash first. I’m always last, usually not til 3am or 4 am.

by **DWags** 2019-05-03, 00:21

tGreenWay wrote:Not a problem for me because I never put out the trash first. I’m always last, usually not til 3am or 4 am.

You staggering out of the house half in the bag because your wife is disgusted with you and then falling on the curb is not technically “taking out the trash”

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-05-03, 07:20

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Not a problem for me because I never put out the trash first. I’m always last, usually not til 3am or 4 am.

You staggering out of the house half in the bag because your wife is disgusted with you and then falling on the curb is not technically “taking out the trash”

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2019-05-03, 14:27

~~Is the Grainger dump off of Woods Road closed on Saturdays now? That's what Google is saying. What the fuck man? I have to drop shit off during working hours now?~~

by **The Pantry** 2019-05-09, 04:24

Just got off the phone talking with the former president of my company for over 8 hours. His phone died.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-10, 02:10

The Pantry wrote:Just got off the phone talking with the former president of my company for over 8 hours. His phone died.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-10, 02:13

Why is it so difficult to clear the sink of all the whiskers after a shave? There are always a few that get missed, and once you get those, finally, another couple show up. What the actual fuck?

by **Rocinante** 2019-05-10, 03:21

tGreenWay wrote:Why is it so difficult to clear the sink of all the whiskers after a shave? There are always a few that get missed, and once you get those, finally, another couple show up. What the actual fuck?

Don't shave. Problem solved.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-10, 03:25

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Why is it so difficult to clear the sink of all the whiskers after a shave? There are always a few that get missed, and once you get those, finally, another couple show up. What the actual fuck?

Don't shave. Problem solved.

I keep it scruffy. Some shaving is necessary. Can’t do a full beard in hot weather. Too itchy.

by Senior Dickfist 2019-05-10, 10:50

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

Don't shave. Problem solved.

I keep it scruffy. Some shaving is necessary. Can’t do a full beard in hot weather. Too itchy.

Come on, tGreenWay, be a man!

by **DWags** 2019-05-10, 12:29

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I keep it scruffy. Some shaving is necessary. Can’t do a full beard in hot weather. Too itchy.

Come on, tGreenWay, be a man!

There’s a tGreenway’s wife joke in here somewhere, I just can’t think of one.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-10, 15:54

Everybody’s a comedian.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2019-05-11, 17:42

If RJ Williamson had run that blocked FG back all the way for a TD, Baylor would've won the Cotton Bowl

by **DWags** 2019-05-11, 19:02

Tim Wakefield wrote:If RJ Williamson had run that blocked FG back all the way for a TD, Baylor would've won the Cotton Bowl

Not a chance. They’d of had as much of a chance scoring on that D after that score as Stanford would have if they got the 4th and 1.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-11, 21:05

So fed up with pedestrians in East Lansing (everyone, not just students), most of whom take their lazy ass sweet time crossing streets. Having the right of way doesn’t mean you can slumber across in whatever time you feel like taking. You get a set amount of time; beyond that, you’re holding up all the cars waiting to turn or stuck behind cars waiting to turn. Here’s an idea, maybe even cross before time runs out in the crosswalk. That extra time isn’t for you to spend just because you’ve got it allocated to you. Like so many other things in life: Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Move it along, you lazy ass piece of shit motherfucking fucks.

by **The Pantry** 2019-05-12, 15:20

Can't even imagine how weird it would be living there...

Barrow, Alaska, Sees Last Sunset For Next 83 Days

by **DWags** 2019-05-12, 15:41

tGreenWay wrote:So fed up with pedestrians in East Lansing (everyone, not just students), most of whom take their lazy ass sweet time crossing streets. Having the right of way doesn’t mean you can slumber across in whatever time you feel like taking. You get a set amount of time; beyond that, you’re holding up all the cars waiting to turn or stuck behind cars waiting to turn. Here’s an idea, maybe even cross before time runs out in the crosswalk. That extra time isn’t for you to spend just because you’ve got it allocated to you. Like so many other things in life: Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Move it along, you lazy ass piece of shit motherfucking fucks.

Don’t run em over but put it in neutral rev the engine beep and give em the finger.

by **Dendrobates** 2019-05-12, 16:04

tGreenWay wrote:Why is it so difficult to clear the sink of all the whiskers after a shave? There are always a few that get missed, and once you get those, finally, another couple show up. What the actual fuck?

I would like to know that as well. Because I never seem to have a problem cleaning it up after the hubby. But he does.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-05-12, 16:50

The Pantry wrote:Can't even imagine how weird it would be living there...

Barrow, Alaska, Sees Last Sunset For Next 83 Days

I couldn’t do it, or at least wouldn’t ever want to. I’m one of those affected by sun. Mood is so much better on sunny days.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2019-05-12, 19:59

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Can't even imagine how weird it would be living there...

Barrow, Alaska, Sees Last Sunset For Next 83 Days

I couldn’t do it, or at least wouldn’t ever want to. I’m one of those affected by sun. Mood is so much better on sunny days.

Ummm, they're getting 24 hours of sunlight for the next 83 days. Isn't that what you want?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-05-12, 20:03

tGreenWay wrote:So fed up with pedestrians in East Lansing (everyone, not just students), most of whom take their lazy ass sweet time crossing streets. Having the right of way doesn’t mean you can slumber across in whatever time you feel like taking. You get a set amount of time; beyond that, you’re holding up all the cars waiting to turn or stuck behind cars waiting to turn. Here’s an idea, maybe even cross before time runs out in the crosswalk. That extra time isn’t for you to spend just because you’ve got it allocated to you. Like so many other things in life: Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Move it along, you lazy ass piece of shit motherfucking fucks.

sorry, dude - I was perfecting my pimp walk.

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