Random Ramblings

The Pantry wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


AFAIK, most are working.

If true, where's my fucking license plate tab?

I said most. As for a more specific answer, please see my first reply to you. There’s also a backlog they’re likely working through. Don’t get your panties in a wad.

Anybody notice the mail has been a lot slower lately?

It’s weird.

Mail has been slow for months. At first severe sorting centers got his hard with COVID. Then it got better again, until trump put in fuck face heading the USPS. Things have been royally fucked since then.

Dendrobates wrote:

When is the due date?

lol sitting in my living room with the windows, enjoying the fresh air coming in, and I hear the unmistakable sound of one of my geezer neighbor's landline ringing and I want to somehow blame it on #2020.

Floyd Robertson wrote:lol sitting in my living room with the windows, enjoying the fresh air coming in, and I hear the unmistakable sound of one of my geezer neighbor's landline ringing and I want to somehow blame it on #2020.

Like others here, you should do the rational thing and filter the blame down to Trump. We all know everything shitty in 2020 is his fault because the media/social media says so.

Get rid of the “Like” feature.

Fuck you Greenway!!!!!

I keep on running into the same woman. Next time I’m going to ask her out when I see this type of girl. I let a girl like her slip by recently. “You were really hitting it off with that girl”. “That girl was flirting with you HARD. If you were to ask her out she would have said yes right away”.

To me she’s the most beautiful girl in the entire world. I’m not afraid

Anyone else wanna chip in to get Bill a hooker and a new forum?

Bill Cain wrote:I keep on running into the same woman. Next time I’m going to ask her out when I see this type of girl. I let a girl like her slip by recently. “You were really hitting it off with that girl”. “That girl was flirting with you HARD. If you were to ask her out she would have said yes right away”.

To me she’s the most beautiful girl in the entire world. I’m not afraid

Bill, seriously, get some new material.

Man, just think if you idiots had to read my married for 20 whatever years wife drama in the style of Bill...

I keep running into this woman. She doesn't pay any attention to me, but she is always around. Most the time I look on instagram to look at pretty girls even though this one is a decent looking lady for her age. This one may want to bone me once a week because she never leaves. Sometimes she looks at me like she actually likes me. I just don't know what to do man. Should I just bone her? I've run into this before...

Bill Cain wrote:I keep on running into the same woman. Next time I’m going to ask her out when I see this type of girl. I let a girl like her slip by recently. “You were really hitting it off with that girl”. “That girl was flirting with you HARD. If you were to ask her out she would have said yes right away”.

To me she’s the most beautiful girl in the entire world. I’m not afraid

Fake

You’re right. Anybody been watching the nba playoffs?

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Man, just think if you idiots had to read my married for 20 whatever years wife drama in the style of Bill...

I keep running into this woman. She doesn't pay any attention to me, but she is always around. Most the time I look on instagram to look at pretty girls even though this one is a decent looking lady for her age. This one may want to bone me once a week because she never leaves. Sometimes she looks at me like she actually likes me. I just don't know what to do man. Should I just bone her? I've run into this before...

Like Bill's posts, this would be painful to read.

Unlike Bill's posts, this is likely true.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Man, just think if you idiots had to read my married for 20 whatever years wife drama in the style of Bill...

I keep running into this woman. She doesn't pay any attention to me, but she is always around. Most the time I look on instagram to look at pretty girls even though this one is a decent looking lady for her age. This one may want to bone me once a week because she never leaves. Sometimes she looks at me like she actually likes me. I just don't know what to do man. Should I just bone her? I've run into this before...

This was a compelling read. Truly captivating!

Bill Cain wrote:You’re right. Anybody been watching the nba playoffs?

I have been watching the nba playoffs bill

Are you guys still getting amazon orders on the same schedule you used to? The time it takes for me to get one has quintupled.

I have switched almost exclusively to eBay. Fuck Jeff Bezos. I've been saying for what seems like years now that Amazon is WalMart with an advanced degree. Cocksucker is setting  new records for being a rich prick while the world burns. He'll get no more from me.

Mail has been a bit slow.

Rocinante wrote:Are you guys still getting amazon orders on the same schedule you used to? The time it takes for me to get one has quintupled.

Most of what we order takes longer than it used to, but I don’t think it’s as bad as your time lag.

Rocinante wrote:Are you guys still getting amazon orders on the same schedule you used to? The time it takes for me to get one has quintupled.

Most things take longer. I would say 4 days on average now.

But im finding i can get stuff quicker at Walmart for either the same price or cheaper. So check it out there.

I realize I’m in BFE (not really since a major freeway goes by my town) but we’re generally looking at 10-15 days for any orders.

Dendrobates wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Are you guys still getting amazon orders on the same schedule you used to? The time it takes for me to get one has quintupled.

Most things take longer. I would say 4 days on average now.

But im finding i can get stuff quicker at Walmart for either the same price or cheaper. So check it out there.

We get groceries from Fresh Thyme and Whole Foods. Mrs. GW puts the order in the night before and it’s delivered the next day, usually first thing in the morning. Staples delivers locally free, so I can get supplies and coffee delivered same or next day. Office Max and Walgreen’s ship pretty quickly, so it’s 2-4 days. NBD if you’re planning ahead.

True or false: at [your] age sex is work, so generally you can take it or leave it.

State your age.

For me: pretty much / 46

Rocinante wrote:True or false: at [your] age sex is work, so generally you can take it or leave it.

State your age.

For me: pretty much / 46

34. Yes, but it's because of a toddler. As soon as she is out of the way (at someone else's house for example), then I'm ready to go. But even her at home asleep? It's work. Just harder to get in the mood. And a newborn is going to make it worse.

Damnit guys, kids ruin fucking everything. I need to get laid more (in peace).

Dendrobates wrote:

Rocinante wrote:True or false: at [your] age sex is work, so generally you can take it or leave it.

State your age.

For me: pretty much / 46

34. Yes, but it's because of a toddler. As soon as she is out of the way (at someone else's house for example), then I'm ready to go. But even her at home asleep? It's work. Just harder to get in the mood. And a newborn is going to make it worse.

Damnit guys, kids ruin fucking everything. I need to get laid more (in peace).

Tell Nevets to either get it done or your gonna start dating Bill Cain.

btw...is Nevets still a chiropractor?

Rocinante wrote:True or false: at [your] age sex is work, so generally you can take it or leave it.

State your age.

For me: pretty much / 46

Damn. That question deserves its own thread. I'm 44 and I still love banging my wife and still think she's very hot, but with kids, careers, stress and time being extremely limited it's challenging sometimes for both of us to be ready to go at the same time. So I bet there are times we both find it to be extra work when the other wants it. Now I wonder if she feels the same way. I'm gonna ask her about this tomorrow.

Good luck with your divorce.

Rocinante wrote:Good luck with your divorce.

Good point. Maybe I shouldn't bring it up.

Did anyone see the sun in SE MI this evening? It was very strange. I almost thought it was the moon until I oriented myself and realized what direction I was facing and what time of day it was. It was just...there. Perfect sphere above the horizon. Hazy so you could almost look directly at it. Kind of eerie. I tried to take a picture but my camera didn't capture the definition of the sphere.

Edit to add... It was very large on the horizon. Like when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. Definitely silver dollar nipples.

Rocinante wrote:True or false: at [your] age sex is work, so generally you can take it or leave it.

State your age.

For me: pretty much / 46

Antelope all across Wyoming just let out a collective sigh of relief.

y2kMgrad wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Good luck with your divorce.

Good point. Maybe I shouldn't bring it up.

Yep, that’s a thread you really don’t want to tug.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Did anyone see the sun in SE MI this evening? It was very strange. I almost thought it was the moon until I oriented myself and realized what direction I was facing and what time of day it was. It was just...there. Perfect sphere above the horizon. Hazy so you could almost look directly at it. Kind of eerie. I tried to take a picture but my camera didn't capture the definition of the sphere.

Edit to add... It was very large on the horizon. Like when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. Definitely silver dollar nipples.

I don’t know what were you smoking, but it had to be pretty great for you to see the evening sun in the SE.

Good God you are exhausting.

tGreenWay wrote:

Rocinante wrote:True or false: at [your] age sex is work, so generally you can take it or leave it.

State your age.

For me: pretty much / 46

Antelope all across Wyoming just let out a collective sigh of relief.

There aren’t any antelope in Wyoming, Greenway.